Is the Guardian worse than it used to be?

It's not like Trickett wrote a think-piece about it either, just a one sentence tweet that was more about highlighting the hollowed out husk of the NHS that is now on the brink of being hollowed out even more by big US healthcare companies.

― calzino, Friday, November 26, 2021

Important point here: Trickett, in his ONE-LINE TWEET, did NOT go on about BJ creating a 'dead cat' effect.

And yet Hyde has written 3 paragraphs about how she doesn't like people using the phrase 'dead cat'.

I don't like it either, actually. But Trickett didn't do it. Hyde did. In an attack on someone who was defending the NHS.

She is morally disgusting.

"the world of Bedford vans, Charles Hawtrey and the Daily Sketch"

instead of making appallingly written clickbait for boomers, listen to Karyobin you odious bullshit merchant!

Baroness Hyde, no matter how liberal-left leaning she pretends to be for the sake of her hilarious ragging on the tories column, often can't help betraying how much of a tory wanker she is to the core.

*peeps into thread, retreats back into little hideaway beneath the waves*

https://www.diy-pest-control.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/Rentokil_Carpet_Moth_Beetle_Multibuy.jpg

no one there to tell us/What to do !!

I know that for The Observer, Brexit is the primal scene of the nation’s disgrace, but this is actively disgusting. pic.twitter.com/lwTVC6w7DN

— Elvis Buñuelo (@Mr_Considerate) November 27, 2021

FBPE psychosis in cartoon form is just as fucking demented as Ben Garrison

I hope someone will be amused by the GUARDIAN VIEW Editorial on KS's reshuffle and promotion of Yvette Cooper:

The new team contains strong and high-profile performers who have the talent and experience to discomfort their Tory opposite numbers. The appointment of Yvette Cooper as shadow home secretary follows an impressive performance as the longstanding chair of the home affairs select committee. Ms Cooper’s clashes with Priti Patel are likely to be Westminster box office. Her track record on immigration policy makes her an experienced pair of hands, in a debate that Labour must handle with care.

I thought everyone, including aggro-liberals, thought that her 'track record on immigration policy' was an embarrassment?

I think they mean ‘discomfit’.

You get some bizarre projection going on with Cooper, who is a thoroughly nasty piece of work. FBPE's often seemed to believe she was a remainer without any evidence suggesting she was. Lots of respectable libs don't judge her cold careerist decision to be nastier/more racist than May and literally having the blood of disabled people on her hands. As for being good "box office" and a big beast, well Corbyn ran rings around her in 2015 and made her look like what she is - a cardboard cut out, a cold dead automaton with nothing inside her.

good summary

Absolutely love this absurd Guardian political opposites series, how are these people politically different lmao pic.twitter.com/YtesAkFdkx

— Agree to disagree 🍊 🍊 🍊 (@StefGotBooted) December 3, 2021

they really seem to have given up on the "political opposites" concept of this!

this one featured two retired professionals who both vote Lib Dem and seem to agree on pretty much everything

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https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2021/nov/04/dining-across-the-divide-we-inherited-a-degree-of-stoicism-that-is-no-longer-required

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this is what they should be aiming for.

The state of the Guardian demographic these days:

Q My boyfriend and I would like to buy our first property together. We will be joint owners and both contribute towards the deposit, the repayment mortgage and upkeep of a £740,000 house. He is on a significantly higher salary than I am (it’s more than double mine, and likely to increase in the next couple of months). He has therefore been able to save much more than I have so I am only going to be able to contribute about £20,000 while he – with help from his parents – will have £100,000 to put towards the deposit and the stamp duty. I don’t need or particularly want to live in a £740,000 house but I don’t have a lot of choice as he is being very inflexible in terms of location.

Dodgy boyfriend problem

That's always been the Guardian demographic surely?

London is just absolutely full of millionaires

I love the way the photo caption inanely frames the Q&A problem:

Some locations can be more of a financial challenge than others for buying a property. Photograph: Bloomberg/Getty Images

Only the Lib Dems can win here! https://t.co/8F7lBGkJZx pic.twitter.com/T6lp9mMJ33

— Lafargue (@Lafargue) December 6, 2021

lol they are still doing this now? I don't even think the Graun is sure of what they are trying to do here tbh, old habits die hard.

"When she appears on Zoom, she looks pale, composed and serious-minded beneath her eyecatching red hair (was it this that made the police mistake this ordinary 28-year-old woman for a firebrand?)"

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/dec/07/patsy-stevenson-interview-everard-vigil-arrest-faces-of-year

https://www.theguardian.com/news/2021/dec/09/burying-leni-riefenstahl-nina-gladitz-lifelong-crusade-hitler-film-maker

this an A+ longread which I've only read half of because I'm on the way to the dentist, but I'm going to finish it later. But yeah Riefenstahl was equally as evil + nazi af as she was talented has always been my take. She reckoned Goebbels hated her, but in his dairies he had nothing but effusive praise for her and he slagged every fucker off including Hitler in his dairies.

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she just recycles the scraps from the Succession writers waste basket and these fuckwits are lost for superlatives ... every time!

let's not rule out the positives of Mitch Benn burning his laptop

besides the fact it might blow up and kill him

I would genuinely rather eat a plate of my own shit than ever again hear a Mitch Benn song.

even more so than The Archers or The Moral Maze, any kind of R4 comedy/satirical shows have me reaching for that button at light speed

*boak*

https://www.theguardian.com/stage/2021/dec/11/david-baddiel-and-his-daughter-on-his-social-media-addiction-it-can-reward-and-punish-you

recently saw some old panel show footage of everyone laughing after Sean Lock jokes about Thatcher's corpse getting catapulted into Buckingham Palace, apart from Baddiel grimacing away in the background, clearly sickened that this guy was funnier than him and making jokes about dead Thatch - how dare he be so rude.

and Baddiel used to make jokes about having anal sex with 13 yr old girls wo sent him fan mail and of course there is his famous blackface routine.

his father’s dementia, which he often tweets about, and his late mother’s infidelity, which he made a live show about in 2016

The guy's a prince.

He couldn't get any laughs out of his daughter's anorexia but at least he got a Guardian feature out of it.

How dare a bunch of plebs and people of colour continually call out DB for blacking up after he so magnanimously aPoLoGiSeD ffs?

Fuck him, and fuck her for excusing him.

his joek attempts at remodelling himself as an elder public intellectual tut tutting about people on social media who are beastly towards him is getting him the gigs though.

Idk I don’t like DB at all and HF even less, but I found I understood him a bit better after reading that piece. Didn’t expect it. Huh.

Also on the subject of using dementia and the rest for material, it’s gallows humour, no?

I’ve met him a few times through work, he was my neighbour for a while BITD and he’s always been perfectly behaved in both settings but the guy didn’t apologise until it was demanded of him and seems to resent people for holding him to account. POBRÉCITO!

David Baddiel and humour? I'll believe it when I see it.

I think he's a despicable bullshit merchant + hypocrite and a wanker tbh and he looks a lot like my older brother which makes me hate him even more!

yeah and he's not remotely funny, hence the edgelord stuff

he's done performative* public apology but afaik never apologised directly to jason lee? (not that i would know this obv but lee says not as of 2020 iirc)

*yes this is an incorrect usage i am in a hurry

and I'm sure his bb2 show about "toxic social media" will be a real rare treat

His BBC2 show about David Baddiel you mean?

i started to say he is to public intellectuals what david walliams is to children's literature but it made me think of rory mcgrath so i'm stopping right here

couldn't he just go to a doc or a shrink to deal with ego and butthurt issues? Or maybe just admit that he's a racist prick. And GYAC look up the 90's vid where has Ray Houghton doing a potato potato take the piss out the Irish routine, the guy is fucking cock!

Lol I haven’t changed my view on him, I just feel I get him a bit better. He’s still wrong but I can understand him a lot more than someone awful like Franc3s Barb3r

couldn't he just go to a doc or a shrink to deal with ego and butthurt issues?

He could get a book or a live tour and DVD out of it too. It's win-win!

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he's done performative* public apology but afaik never apologised directly to jason lee? (not that i would know this obv but lee says not as of 2020 iirc)

*yes this is an incorrect usage i am in a hurry