Make the Purge real but only for Twitter blue checks.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 11 December 2021 20:34 (two years ago) link
i refuse to believe it, she obvs just gave a lot of head
― lag∞n, Saturday, December 11, 2021 12:08 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
Practice makes perfect
― A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, December 11, 2021 12:09 PM (four hours ago)
even a blind squirrel finds the nut
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Saturday, 11 December 2021 22:04 (two years ago) link
this is the second moronic tweet i've seen from this noel scovell character in a week but i can't remember the first one
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Saturday, 11 December 2021 22:05 (two years ago) link
i'm sure amy mcgrath would have stopped the tornado with her fighter jet though
jfc twitter i DID NOT need to know that about nancy reagan ffs
― Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 11 December 2021 23:48 (two years ago) link
Is Twitter blue ad-free?
― calstars, Friday, 17 December 2021 13:40 (two years ago) link
i don't know but i can't believe it only has one calorie!
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 17 December 2021 15:20 (two years ago) link
you just encounter so many beliefs on this website. too many. pic.twitter.com/V5aZO6q06n— 'Weird Alex' Pareene (@pareene) December 26, 2021
― ✖, Monday, 27 December 2021 06:09 (two years ago) link
It was all reflective garments around here...
― peace, man, Monday, 27 December 2021 20:35 (two years ago) link
2021 was a good year for tweets. Gonna post a thread of some of my favorite. I know it’s gonna seem like some of these are a joke but I promise you they were tweeted in earnest. Going chronologically:— willem dafriend (@spaghetti) December 31, 2021
― grove street (party) direction (voodoo chili), Friday, 31 December 2021 04:34 (two years ago) link
No! No!!is my clear favourite
― kinder, Friday, 31 December 2021 08:26 (two years ago) link
The Joyce Carol Oates skeletons one wins
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Friday, 31 December 2021 15:59 (two years ago) link
it's hard to pick one, there are a lot of gems
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Friday, 31 December 2021 16:04 (two years ago) link
it can go away this is better!
― xzanfar, Friday, 31 December 2021 16:57 (two years ago) link
hamilton insurrection tweet is one of the worst ever imo, hall of fame bad tweet
― ✖, Friday, 31 December 2021 17:09 (two years ago) link
Yeah the first 10 are really cringey but there are some really funny ones after that
― frogbs, Friday, 31 December 2021 18:09 (two years ago) link
i will seed your eggs
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Friday, 31 December 2021 18:10 (two years ago) link
“Walking on egg shelves” slayed me
― calstars, Friday, 31 December 2021 18:46 (two years ago) link
Pete and Kamala potluck is nauseating
― papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 31 December 2021 20:31 (two years ago) link
Potluck slashfic
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Friday, 31 December 2021 21:30 (two years ago) link
jim morrison singing christmas carols
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 1 January 2022 13:20 (two years ago) link
https://vocm.com/2022/01/07/leons-changes-name-of-product-after-tweet-by-newfoundlander/
― maf you one two (maffew12), Friday, 7 January 2022 16:42 (two years ago) link
a heart warming tale lol
― lag∞n, Friday, 7 January 2022 18:38 (two years ago) link
WTF is Wordle and why do all my Twitter followers keep posting about it?
― Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 8 January 2022 14:34 (two years ago) link
i played it for the first time this morning
― lag∞n, Saturday, 8 January 2022 14:36 (two years ago) link
what’s the verdict I am also considering playing it
― auld gang syne (k3vin k.), Saturday, 8 January 2022 14:37 (two years ago) link
it was cool
― lag∞n, Saturday, 8 January 2022 14:39 (two years ago) link
ugh fine
― auld gang syne (k3vin k.), Saturday, 8 January 2022 14:43 (two years ago) link
ok it’s cool
― auld gang syne (k3vin k.), Saturday, 8 January 2022 14:48 (two years ago) link
it takes about two minutes to play and they only have one game a day, I can't see why it's become so big
― boxedjoy, Saturday, 8 January 2022 16:28 (two years ago) link
bc u can flex on ppl wit emojis
― class project pat (m bison), Saturday, 8 January 2022 16:30 (two years ago) link
Wordle 203 3/6
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― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Saturday, 8 January 2022 16:33 (two years ago) link
oh wow
― class project pat (m bison), Saturday, 8 January 2022 16:37 (two years ago) link
Wordle 203 2/6
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:)
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Saturday, 8 January 2022 16:44 (two years ago) link
oh shit
― class project pat (m bison), Saturday, 8 January 2022 16:45 (two years ago) link
i think i just got very lucky tbh. got a letter in the 2nd spot that could only be preceded by relatively few other letters. it's sort of the same strategy as wheel of fortune (except you don't get R S T L N E given to you)
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Saturday, 8 January 2022 16:49 (two years ago) link
I read an article where someone said they always use ORATE for their first guess because it has three vowels and two common consonants.
― jaymc, Saturday, 8 January 2022 17:09 (two years ago) link
i used 'shard' to find the common consonants, suppose 'share' will be a better starting point
― class project pat (m bison), Saturday, 8 January 2022 17:17 (two years ago) link
i find wordle a bit too easy (ive still never lost after a couple months of playing daily) so instead of optimizing my opening word i just pick the first 5-letter word that pops into my head
― flopson, Saturday, 8 January 2022 18:58 (two years ago) link
the challenge of wordle isn’t so much about whether you will lose but how long you will stay stumped. sometimes i just can’t think of a word with those letters for a long time. that’s the good stuff
we've been talking about it over here for quite some timeTomtit in the tilth -- the NY TIMES SPELLING BEE thread
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 8 January 2022 19:02 (two years ago) link
i love it. the best thing is it's only one a day so I'm not playing it for ages.
― kinder, Saturday, 8 January 2022 19:27 (two years ago) link
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i'm just too good at this can't stop winning lebron of words
― ✖, Saturday, 8 January 2022 19:30 (two years ago) link
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call me tiger words cause i got another bogey (hole in one) 😎
― ✖, Saturday, 8 January 2022 19:33 (two years ago) link
Not quite. Rowling's real importance lies in the fact that she was the first writer to present a world in which class and wealth mattered, some characters were poor, some were rich, and being poor was a hardship, not just a cheery sentimental thing in the scenery.— Jeffrey Smith (@JacobKishnevi) January 7, 2022
― papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 8 January 2022 19:46 (two years ago) link
I made a bot, let me know if this is legible or if there's any other info that would be interesting to surface https://t.co/k3rIZbk32u— Kevin O’Connor (@gooeyblob) January 8, 2022
― lag∞n, Saturday, 8 January 2022 19:48 (two years ago) link
Wordle is a CIA op
― A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 8 January 2022 20:11 (two years ago) link
i'm on day 8 of Wordle and haven't lost
i fully expect that i won't be playing this in 30 days but a lot of people will keep going and i can see why. i'm not really a "daily puzzle" kind of guy, although i did use to really enjoy doing crosswords with my ex when I first met them. i can see why people addicted, and wordle is nice because it only takes a couple minutes
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 8 January 2022 20:24 (two years ago) link
Rowling as pioneering Dickensian author suggests the author of that tweet may be unfamiliar with the adjective
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 8 January 2022 20:39 (two years ago) link
heh! what a vacuous pumper
― calzino, Saturday, 8 January 2022 21:23 (two years ago) link