This is the inevitable thread for ILxors in their forties

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barely BARELY into the next leg of my shoulder surgery recovery. Four weeks 24/7 in a brace and six in a sling, FUCK YOU. I am cheating on this last week and hoping it doesn't bite me in the ass but hey i work from home. Will see what my new PT guy tells me tomorrow. Waking up four times a night represents good sleep at this point.

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 December 2021 03:50 (two years ago) link

My partner had two surgeries, same shoulder, this summer and it was hellish. Mind your shoulders, ppl.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 14 December 2021 04:46 (two years ago) link

i mean it is not fun

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 December 2021 05:20 (two years ago) link

Got an energetic dog a fortnight ago and my knees are doing most of the barking by now

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 December 2021 07:52 (two years ago) link

which variety of energetic dog or puppy would this be? I post this as my 3 year old vgb is sat at other side of kitchen waiting for his walk in a calm + composed manner that t'wasn't always thus.

calzino, Tuesday, 14 December 2021 08:48 (two years ago) link

Collie mix (yet to ascertain whether alsatian or doberman somewhere in there and almost afraid to find out) a year and a bit old

She's relatively well behaved but she wants walking and plenty of it

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 December 2021 13:20 (two years ago) link

See you kids later — I'm off to the next age bracket!

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 17 December 2021 14:10 (two years ago) link

Happy birthday unperson. Enjoy the rite of caroussel

Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Friday, 17 December 2021 20:03 (two years ago) link

You did it!

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 17 December 2021 20:18 (two years ago) link

the fact that you are a Sagittarius explains a lot

sarahell, Friday, 17 December 2021 20:37 (two years ago) link

Happy birthday unperson. Same day as my wife and daughter

Heez, Friday, 17 December 2021 21:20 (two years ago) link

who will be the last ilxor standing in this thread

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 19 December 2021 00:05 (two years ago) link

oh speaking of last ilxor standing -- does anyone have any recommendations for insoles?

sarahell, Sunday, 19 December 2021 01:59 (two years ago) link

Insoles - very personal, depends on your feet. Zappos let’s you return them for free so you can try out a few styles. Or maybe try them in a store for runners.

that's not my post, Sunday, 19 December 2021 02:30 (two years ago) link

Custom orthotics, if your insurance covers them

eatandoph (Neue Jesse Schule), Sunday, 19 December 2021 02:39 (two years ago) link

yeah, though mine are fucking hurting as i'm breaking them in.

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 19 December 2021 06:30 (two years ago) link

o hai pinched nerve in my neck, glad to have you for your semi-annual appointment.

driving was sure fun today

hopefully this review helped someone (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 December 2021 03:16 (two years ago) link

If the main problem is your having high arches that complain about the minimal arch support in the insoles that shoe manufacturers provide, you can try Superfeet 'green' insoles and see if they do the trick. No guarantee from me, just that I had success with this approach.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 30 December 2021 04:07 (two years ago) link

I have the opposite of high arches

sarahell, Thursday, 30 December 2021 04:25 (two years ago) link

Finally got my hair cut after growing it for two years since the pandemic and while I like the haircut, I feel I look visibly more middle aged than last time it was this short

Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Thursday, 30 December 2021 13:35 (two years ago) link

Where the fifties thread at? I am on the fast-track (2 months)

Maresn3st, Thursday, 30 December 2021 14:07 (two years ago) link

FIfties thread is hard to find because of some weird typological infelicities but I will take a look see and get right back to you.

Heatmiserlou (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 30 December 2021 14:19 (two years ago) link

And, for the rest of us… How did I get here?? (Thread for ILXors in their 60s)

Mark G, Thursday, 30 December 2021 15:19 (two years ago) link

XP - Thank you James!

Maresn3st, Thursday, 30 December 2021 16:10 (two years ago) link

I'll take unperson's spot in Feb, glad there was an opening.

change display name (Jordan), Thursday, 30 December 2021 17:08 (two years ago) link

You're quite welcome, Maresn3st.

Heatmiserlou (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 30 December 2021 17:11 (two years ago) link

my pinched nerve got very painful as I tried to sleep and I got one hour of sleep. I got up to take a warm shower and intense pain started radiating down my left arm after standing up, and it wasn't getting any better, even in the shower. started hyperventilating until that stopped and became more of a dull ache in my back again.

usually by now it's back to normal, and I couldn't call out thanks to the skeleton crew at work today (i've been busier than usual), so tomorrow perhaps the ortho it is.

they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 December 2021 20:56 (two years ago) link

I've been using (non custom) orthotics for several years but didn't prevent Achilles tendonitis. Bound to open being that I hike 800-1000 miles per year and play basketball 2-3x/week. Just glad it doesn't stop me from doing those things. Yet.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 30 December 2021 21:22 (two years ago) link

Actually just got some inserts specifically for heel problems. And some straps to go around Achilles. Will test them both out on new years hike.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 30 December 2021 21:24 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

Hi

change display name (Jordan), Tuesday, 8 February 2022 20:46 (two years ago) link

Velcome

he's very big in the region of my butthole (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 8 February 2022 21:16 (two years ago) link

ah, new(ish) blood

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Tuesday, 8 February 2022 21:25 (two years ago) link

I’m new here as well as of Sunday. What wonders do I have to look forward to??

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Tuesday, 8 February 2022 22:34 (two years ago) link

Scratch to reveal your prize: ▪️

Ferryboat Bill Jr. (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 8 February 2022 22:42 (two years ago) link

Hi!

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 8 February 2022 22:42 (two years ago) link

I resolve (to try) not to talk about physical ailments here. Although the parental health issues kicked in right on cue with my birthday.

change display name (Jordan), Tuesday, 8 February 2022 22:51 (two years ago) link

I am more breathtaking than ever.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 8 February 2022 22:52 (two years ago) link

it gets worse

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 February 2022 23:35 (two years ago) link

As a visitor from another thread slowly approaching yet another thread, I can say no more, lest I violate the Prime Directive or spin up a temporal loop wapped up in an ion storm inside The Small Magellanic Cloud.

Ferryboat Bill Jr. (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 9 February 2022 00:08 (two years ago) link

As someone who is going to be 48 in a few months, I'll say one thing: get your health/fitness and money/career sorted out or at least heading in the direction you want. (OK so that's two things. Or maybe four) In particular, getting in shape will never be this easy again.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Wednesday, 9 February 2022 18:44 (two years ago) link

snoball otm. your forties are not a time to let your physical condition coast.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 9 February 2022 19:24 (two years ago) link

A physical therapist told me, "It takes a lifetime to get in shape and weeks to lose it."

removing bookmarks never felt so good (PBKR), Wednesday, 9 February 2022 19:33 (two years ago) link

my physical therapist told me I have six months to live, then he gave me my bill.

with a week left, I got my bill, and told the doctor I couldn't pay it.

He gave me six more months.

he's very big in the region of my butthole (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 February 2022 19:45 (two years ago) link

Yeah, I turn 47 in a couple of days, and while I'm healthy as can be, I can tell the days of coasting are long behind me. Fortunately as I get older I find I eat less like, well, like a young kid.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 9 February 2022 22:13 (two years ago) link

i got through periods of being better at it but i just scarfed two handfuls of candy

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 February 2022 22:25 (two years ago) link

Since about November of last year, I've cut down the amount of meat I eat by a huge percentage — I only eat meat about 1-2 times a week now. (I know I'm not supposed to be posting in this thread anymore; I'll go.)

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 9 February 2022 23:08 (two years ago) link

actual 40s person here as of... oh geez, it's been nearly a year. hope you're all getting a few walks in

mh, Wednesday, 9 February 2022 23:13 (two years ago) link

What wonders do I have to look forward to??

your friends start dying off more frequently

sarahell, Wednesday, 9 February 2022 23:16 (two years ago) link


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