Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

Wow, she's like Mother Teresa reincarnate

Feels like a rare misstep - the rubes and marks who buy Trump shit are a different group than the rubes and marks who buy NFTs.

A lotta creepy middle-aged MAGA dudes furiously googling "NFTs" this afternoon.

The NFT is a "watercolor" by Marc-Antoine Coulon that includes an audio recording of Trump

Doesn't say which Trump

Surely there’s a “Be Best” joke here just waiting to write itself

hoping it's a recording of Trump, the famous Hearthstone pro

To be fair, apparently this whole scam is ostensibly a benefit for "Be Best" and will help foster kids learn computer skills

Of course, we all know the sordid history of Trump charities...

BE BEAST

Weird Trump Thing I Remembered Today: Going off on 'The Lovers' during rally speeches by playing both parts (and doing all the sound effects) in little one-man show about Strzok & Page making out.

Dud

Checking out what our friends at https://t.co/upnTTxj8TI think about Trump telling a crowd in Dallas that he got his covid booster shot pic.twitter.com/lpLdIGfZqu

— Aric Toler (@AricToler) December 21, 2021

I think they forced him to take the first vaxx and it changed his DNA and now he's a blonde redhead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDwhWF9WS70

xpost ^ Yet another bit of evidence that there's no reversing the process of sanity erosion once it's begun

Absolute devotion flipping to total scorn and rejection? The only through-line is the high drama that must be sustained every day, like a soap opera, but with more apeshit crazy.

He's either a deep fake or reptilian but he can't be both

That's exactly what They want you to think!

He tied it once or twice, found it all right for kicks
Now he's gonna find out it's a habit that sticks
and he's a Vax Booster addict

Yesterday, #DonaldTrump released this statement.....what I want to know is WHO WANTS TO DEBATE DONALD TRUMP? Was @JoeBiden really the loser in a RIGGED and CROOKED election.#MerryChristmas2021 #MerryChristmas pic.twitter.com/hlJJklYbz4

— Dushan Skorich🗓📺📊 (@dukeduluth) December 24, 2021

The words of a man who now, in the last few days, is now legitimately hated by everyone in the nation. MERRY XMAS TO ALL!

Gotta admit "Unselect" Committee is a pretty sick burn.

Ha! And he just admitted in an interview he didn't win the election...

In a new interview, Trump admits he lost the 2020 election. pic.twitter.com/2zM2lyAF0d

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) December 23, 2021

Instead of having debate, they should have to play each other in Jeopardy.

I just wish he was dead.

Still hoping for jail while he's compos enough to notice.

Rooting for “torn apart by his own former supporters”

Dud

Stevie OTM

This is the moment when he became ex-presidential

I visited my parents in January of 2017, before we moved back to Philly, and my mom and I were driving through the city to visit my aunt. There was some horrible story about Trump on the radio, and I said, "I really wish someone would just assassinate this guy." we were at a stoplight, and my mom looked at me, then looked forward and said, "i do too, sweetie."

Poignant moments there.

Lol that is awesome

Ambushed by unexpected emotion ^

oh boy i wish such a moment were a possibility for me

My mom and I spent a fair amount of energy in early 2020 debating the likely outcome of the election — I argued that it would be the usual Republican soft coup through electoral college shenanigans etc, but my mom anticipated an actual violent insurrection. Turns out we were both right!

Your mom sounds funny, the table…

Don Jr’s new fiance looks like if you tried to draw Melania from memory pic.twitter.com/9Vs99R2Kp3

— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) January 4, 2022

that photo takes creepy to a higher level

reminds me of the Michael Jackson, Elizabeth Taylor, Liza Minnelli, David Guest photo, although not quite as creepy

It's like those photos of a celebrity standing next to their wax duplicate and you can't tell which is which

My mother and I have had similar conversations over the years, but your version is somehow much more poignant, table.

never wise to get overly excited about this stuff, but this thread and the accompanying motion to compel seems significant

We have uncovered significant evidence indicating that the Trump Organization used fraudulent and misleading asset valuations on multiple properties to obtain economic benefits, including loans, insurance coverage, and tax deductions for years.

— NY AG James (@NewYorkStateAG) January 19, 2022

AG Tweeting about ongoing investigation seems not good idea

Agreed, don't show your cards until you're ready to go all in.

I suspect that that nearly every developer plays that game to some degree and fraud is v hard to prove, so the evidence better be pretty obnoxious. On the plus side, Trump is known to be greedy and obnoxious.

maybe it's a strategy, he might just reveal some evidence by accident

violates the rules of professional conduct imo

^totally agree

did we get this sorted lads?

“Eric Trump then invoked his Fifth Amendment right against self-incrimination in response to more than 500 questions over six hours.” pic.twitter.com/wWGKBY6RN3

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) January 19, 2022

Huh, don't know why that ? showed up, I actually have very few questions here.

And in other news:

NEW: Sidney Powell, a lawyer who pushed unfounded fraud conspiracies after the 2020 election on Trump’s behalf, says in a statement through her attorney she will appear before the 1/6 Committee & answer qs.

But her attorney says Powell still believes there was election fraud.

— Ana Cabrera (@AnaCabrera) January 19, 2022

Of course one of the few of these big names who may in fact actually be mentally ill is the one to right away say "sure, I'll talk."

re NY AG: is she actually putting anything into those tweets that isn't addressed in exhaustive detail in the accompanying court filing?

agree with not showing cards, unfortunately stupid lefty voters harass these types of folks all the time when they don't by writing dumb shit like "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHY IS THERE NO NEWS ON INVESTIGATIONS?", as if they think this shit is all instant.

doesn't mean the AG needs to pay them any mind though