Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

lol yeah of course! we can't allow our justice dept to sway an election in any way

Donald Trump has only $93 million in cash left, according to Forbes. His properties are all indebted.

The Trumps could potentially owe $100 to $300 million or more in back taxes, restitution, and penalties — and that’s just in the NY AG civil case alone.

— Tristan Snell (@TristanSnell) January 27, 2022

until 2021 he had as much money as deutsche bank wanted him to have

He can run again and raise a lot of campaign cash, then lose and have control of what's left over.

I hope he spends his final days penniless and in total obscurity.

As much as I would love to see it, he'll never be completely broke. There are enough morons out there who adore the shit out of him that, even if he were reduced to utter penury, they'd throw money at him just to own the libs.

Not enough to make him "wealthy" again, but I fear he'll always grift enough to stay afloat and be a constant presence.

A debilitating stroke would end that.

And then someone could wheel him in front of a TV playing Obama's 2012 roast of him on an endless loop.

best way to give him a stroke is just one of us follow him around with an airhorn that we blow at erratic, inconsistent times each day

let's not think of giving trump a stroke right now, these are intense times for all of us

Hahaha

$93 million in cash is actually a lot of money

Not if you have $738 million in debt.

they're just going to "find another trump"

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 1, 2022

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Lads Who Lunch

Friend, I've decided to do/
Something I rarely do/
in the hope that you'll join me

good yacht rock lyrics

I don't seek them out, but his various missives and declarations, while horrifying, are also kind of hilarious. Very birthday gift stationary "From the Desk of" energy.

"I've decided to do something I RARELY DO in the hope that you'll join me for lunch." Poll options:

[] use stairs
[] drink water
[] speak with Barron

Wipe
Chew
Think before speaking
Exercise

Shake Hands?

Eat a salad?

Pretend to be Klunk from "Dastardly and Muttley in Their Flying Machines" ?

Here’s a note that was sent to Mar-a-Lago club members this week, advertising the former president as disc jockey. pic.twitter.com/shfLBPOPU1

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) February 4, 2022

DJ Dr. Donnie Covid

WTF songs would he play? Lee Greenwood and "YMCA"?

Brimful of bangers from prez 45

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPRfP_TEQ-g

JFC... is that "heart of glass" underneath all that dreck?

Strangely he is really into Helado Negro

that video is still one of my picks for 20 Revolting Things That Happened

why are you all memorializing him? is my question

this thread should be deep in the ilx graveyard

deep-sixing has been tried with mixed results: Flush this question out

This is less "memorializing" and more 'look at this dumb sad asshole' (who still has a good shot at ruining what's left of this country).

it's still about accepting and by extension valorizing him

I'll save the valorization for after his straight-fire DJ set at Coachella.

DJT-Kicks

Strangely he is really into Helado Negro

Take Helado's name out of your mouth!

JUST NOW: "Staff in WH residence would periodically find the toilet clogged. The engineer would have to come and fix it. What the engineer would find would be wads of clumped up wet, printed paper." @maggieNYT on concerns of Trump flushing documents.pic.twitter.com/dertOPEXYm

— John Berman (@JohnBerman) February 10, 2022

Damn low flow toilets!

White House Plumbers always cleaning up messes

Of course he's denying he flushed papers down the toilet, but I'm not sure I saw a denial that he *ate* documents. Considering our own suspicions of what damage he did to the toilets and pipes through diet alone, I think they may both be right: staff did find documents clogging the toilets, but Asshole did not put them there. At least, not directly ...

to be fair, when COVID kicked off, there was a toilet paper shortage

Glad to learn Haberman saved this bit for her book.

oh no I have accidentally valorized Donald Trump by laughing at his DJ set

is this why he used to complain about toilets needing 10-15 flushes

well that plus a diet of aspartame, evil, and ketchup on well-done steak, but mostly evil

"This plumbing is from the 19th Century! Please put only toilet paper in the toilet, not wipes or confidential documents!"

- handwritten sign in the Coolidge Lavatory