Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

$93 million in cash is actually a lot of money

Not if you have $738 million in debt.

they're just going to "find another trump"

folks pic.twitter.com/o9O6uH88oc

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 1, 2022

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Lads Who Lunch

Friend, I've decided to do/
Something I rarely do/
in the hope that you'll join me

good yacht rock lyrics

I don't seek them out, but his various missives and declarations, while horrifying, are also kind of hilarious. Very birthday gift stationary "From the Desk of" energy.

"I've decided to do something I RARELY DO in the hope that you'll join me for lunch." Poll options:

[] use stairs
[] drink water
[] speak with Barron

Wipe
Chew
Think before speaking
Exercise

Shake Hands?

Eat a salad?

Pretend to be Klunk from "Dastardly and Muttley in Their Flying Machines" ?

Here’s a note that was sent to Mar-a-Lago club members this week, advertising the former president as disc jockey. pic.twitter.com/shfLBPOPU1

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) February 4, 2022

DJ Dr. Donnie Covid

WTF songs would he play? Lee Greenwood and "YMCA"?

Brimful of bangers from prez 45

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPRfP_TEQ-g

JFC... is that "heart of glass" underneath all that dreck?

Strangely he is really into Helado Negro

that video is still one of my picks for 20 Revolting Things That Happened

why are you all memorializing him? is my question

this thread should be deep in the ilx graveyard

deep-sixing has been tried with mixed results: Flush this question out

This is less "memorializing" and more 'look at this dumb sad asshole' (who still has a good shot at ruining what's left of this country).

it's still about accepting and by extension valorizing him

I'll save the valorization for after his straight-fire DJ set at Coachella.

DJT-Kicks

Strangely he is really into Helado Negro

Take Helado's name out of your mouth!

JUST NOW: "Staff in WH residence would periodically find the toilet clogged. The engineer would have to come and fix it. What the engineer would find would be wads of clumped up wet, printed paper." @maggieNYT on concerns of Trump flushing documents.pic.twitter.com/dertOPEXYm

— John Berman (@JohnBerman) February 10, 2022

Damn low flow toilets!

White House Plumbers always cleaning up messes

Of course he's denying he flushed papers down the toilet, but I'm not sure I saw a denial that he *ate* documents. Considering our own suspicions of what damage he did to the toilets and pipes through diet alone, I think they may both be right: staff did find documents clogging the toilets, but Asshole did not put them there. At least, not directly ...

to be fair, when COVID kicked off, there was a toilet paper shortage

Glad to learn Haberman saved this bit for her book.

oh no I have accidentally valorized Donald Trump by laughing at his DJ set

is this why he used to complain about toilets needing 10-15 flushes

well that plus a diet of aspartame, evil, and ketchup on well-done steak, but mostly evil

"This plumbing is from the 19th Century! Please put only toilet paper in the toilet, not wipes or confidential documents!"

- handwritten sign in the Coolidge Lavatory

he stole the goddamn sharpied hurricane pic.twitter.com/c4iZ8iL1xY

— kilgore trout, cryptopolice chief (@KT_So_It_Goes) February 10, 2022

Don Jr. probably planned to sell the purloined papers later on.

Don Jr. flushed the papers and told everybody it was his stash.

Oh shit nft

Gonna guess this ... is not normal.

News - Mazars has effectively fired the Trump Organization, citing a non-waivable conflict, and determined that Trump's financial statements from 2011-20 should not be relied on, per a letter to Alan Garten filed in court today. pic.twitter.com/UmC1nVe4ZP

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) February 14, 2022

Deeply un-normal. Mazars is pretty clearly saying:

"Wow the money you reported isn't the case."
"That apartment thing really looks fucking illegal."
"We don't want to get sued or prosecuted, pretty please."
"Attention any other firms on our general level: we don't recommend them as a client."

Rhetorical question cause I know “elite impunity”. Again, how the fuck has he been allowed to flout the law his whole life?

"When you're famous ... "

CALLING IT NOW: TRUMP/MEYER 2024

urban meyer’s latest stop in his incredible journey to cartoon supervillain pic.twitter.com/2larhNPPx5

— kilgore trout, cryptopolice chief (@KT_So_It_Goes) February 14, 2022

can’t stop laughing at this centerpiece of a mangled espn football and the helmet of the worst nfl team this decade containing a sad 99 cent pennant pic.twitter.com/s3GWg2wNqc

— kilgore trout, cryptopolice chief (@KT_So_It_Goes) February 14, 2022

I'm hoping one of the Trump access journalists will tell us whether Don Jr's screed last night came after pre-notice from Mazars.

— emptywheel (@emptywheel) February 14, 2022

In the screed (which is in the comments and which I listened to 3 seconds of) he sounds exactly like Rush Limbaugh. Also, I guess the Mazars letter went out a few days ago, so DJTJ has I imagine been stewing. Though we already know he's stewed. Stewed, screwed and tattooed.

Re: the Mazars letter to Trump, that's as loud a withdrawal as you are ever going to see.