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nice, taking a page from Facebook (who took a page from Reddit of course)

as if retweeting shit that makes us feel good wasn't enough, now we can downvote all the replies we don't like!

DT, Saturday, 5 February 2022 23:09 (two years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v68zYyaEmEA

lag∞n, Monday, 7 February 2022 02:41 (two years ago) link

Interesting! (haven’t watched it all yet). Jumped on it because I was thinking about Wordle and Information Theory just yesterday, remembering that Warren Weaver in his introductory essay to Claude Shannon’s The Mathematical Theory of Communication had said the following:

It is most interesting to note that the redundancy of English is just about 50 per cent, so that about half of the letters or words we choose in writing or speaking are under our free choice, and about half (although we are not ordinarily aware of it) are really controlled by the statistical structure of the language. Apart from more serious implications, which again we will postpone to our final discussion, it is interesting to note that a language must have at least 50 per cent of real freedom (or relative entropy) in the choice of letters if one is to be able to construct satisfactory crossword puzzles. If it has complete freedom, then every array of letters is a crossword puzzle. If it has only 20 per cent of freedom, then it would be impossible to construct crossword puzzles in such complexity and number as would make the game popular. Shannon has estimated that if the English language had only about 30 per cent redundancy, then it would be possible to construct three-dimensional crossword puzzles.

Fizzles, Monday, 7 February 2022 06:41 (two years ago) link

(the mathematical theory of communication has some claim to be one of the most significant books of the 20thC, and is surprisingly accessible throughout; though Shannon’s presentation of the theory is more mathematically dense, it’s not impenetrable.

Fizzles, Monday, 7 February 2022 06:58 (two years ago) link

that guy is a cheat! Today was my first 6/6 and I swear if that would have broken my 100% record I was ready to break down in tears. A truly pathetic state of affairs to be in but when you are already getting defeated by life, can't be losing at wordle as well.

calzino, Monday, 7 February 2022 07:36 (two years ago) link

total cheat.

getting it in six is victory from the jaws of defeat and should be celebrated. i remember getting four letters at guess three and still being on a cliff edge at six. when i got it i was like “yaaaaarghh fuck you wordle, fuck you, i’m still the best. still the best” and went and punched a wall or something.

Fizzles, Monday, 7 February 2022 08:02 (two years ago) link

always opening with "crane" because your algorithm has worked out it is strategically the best opener is doing it wrong imo

calzino, Monday, 7 February 2022 09:59 (two years ago) link

lol might try it tomorrow though!

calzino, Monday, 7 February 2022 10:01 (two years ago) link

This is good not bad

every single tv show is just a terminally online writer doing twitter threads. https://t.co/5i3t24xybr

— Dahlia Zahava (@DahliaZahava) February 6, 2022

xyzzzz__, Monday, 7 February 2022 11:55 (two years ago) link

ah yes, the famous sjw and beloved-on-twitter writer James Gunn

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Monday, 7 February 2022 15:54 (two years ago) link

why are so many of the posts on my TL today from suggested topics? I don't want to follow any topics

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Monday, 7 February 2022 17:52 (two years ago) link

One annoying thing they should fix is how when someone posts a thread, as you're scrolling down the TL, you'll first see the whole thread, then some ways further down, you'll see the same thread again but minus the last post, then if you keep scrolling you'll see the same thread yet again but minus the last 2 posts, and so forth and so on.

o. nate, Tuesday, 8 February 2022 21:47 (two years ago) link

xp

I guess twitter was a factor though:

The amount of bitching on Twitter & on stand-up stages about how much suffering dudes go through not using the R-word inspired that line. #Peacemaker #PeacemakerParty https://t.co/rHnU2l2l95

— James Gunn (@JamesGunn) February 6, 2022

rob, Tuesday, 8 February 2022 21:51 (two years ago) link

xp

yes, this drives me crazy, I hate seeing the same posts over and over

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Tuesday, 8 February 2022 21:56 (two years ago) link

xp, well i think that just shows that he's awake!

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 February 2022 23:35 (two years ago) link

Why is it so incredibly hard to find old tweets? For fuck’s sake Twitter I just want to search amongst my followers list to find a tweet from a couple weeks ago that mentioned ILM 2021 Tracks Poll winners Wet Leg.

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 11 February 2022 08:59 (two years ago) link

There is literally no way to do this. All the top minds are working on it but it's been proven impossible. Once that tweet drops off your screen it's gone forever.
(I think you can fiddle with the search settings - but it still never finds what I'm looking for)

kinder, Friday, 11 February 2022 09:15 (two years ago) link

I don't find this hard, except when it's something someone I follow has retweeted, and then it's pretty much impossible.

Alba, Friday, 11 February 2022 11:06 (two years ago) link

Love how it sticks a large blue distracting button at the top of the screen saying "View latest tweets" when I am already doing precisely that.

ledge, Saturday, 19 February 2022 08:23 (two years ago) link

i’ve been getting ads from canadian veterans affairs informing me that there’s support for former soldiers or mounties with ptsd. which is odd because i’m not a veteran, or canadian, or even in canada

mookieproof, Saturday, 19 February 2022 08:39 (two years ago) link

We traded Jim Carrey for you back in ‘03

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Saturday, 19 February 2022 15:41 (two years ago) link

pic.twitter.com/2ZU6DrDCXW

— g0m (@g0m) February 22, 2022

, Wednesday, 23 February 2022 01:24 (two years ago) link

Some will say that watching a beloved character die in a nuclear hellfire was traumatic for children, I think it toughens them up.

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 23 February 2022 01:26 (two years ago) link

don't watch it. I did. it is exactly what those people criticizing it say it is.

sorry Mario, but our princess is in another butthole (Neanderthal), Friday, 25 February 2022 17:18 (two years ago) link

i’ve been getting ads from canadian veterans affairs informing me that there’s support for former soldiers or mounties with ptsd. which is odd because i’m not a veteran, or canadian, or even in canada

― mookieproof, Saturday, 19 February 2022 08:39 (six days ago) link

my guess is you probably view content that originates from canada

Punster McPunisher, Friday, 25 February 2022 17:56 (two years ago) link

xp - Not sure if Neanderthal is referring to that dumb actor's poem or the Arthur finale there. lol

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 25 February 2022 18:05 (two years ago) link

war makes it a lot dudder than usual

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 28 February 2022 21:29 (two years ago) link

ban all blue checks for the next month

Perhaps the biggest risk-calculation/moral dilemma of the war so far. A massive Russian convoy is abt 30 miles from Kyiv. The US/NATO could likely destroy it. But that would be direct involvement against Russia and risk, everything. Does the West watch in silence as it rolls?

— Richard Engel (@RichardEngel) February 28, 2022

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 28 February 2022 22:53 (two years ago) link

We are witnessing the first geopolitical ‘cancellation’ of the 21st century.

— Jason Willick (@jawillick) February 28, 2022

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 28 February 2022 22:54 (two years ago) link

oh god my eyes

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Monday, 28 February 2022 22:56 (two years ago) link

The first columnist who can compare the Ukraine invasion to the UPenn swim team gets a no prize

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Tuesday, 1 March 2022 00:58 (two years ago) link

ban all blue checks for the next month

🐦[Perhaps the biggest risk-calculation/moral dilemma of the war so far. A massive Russian convoy is abt 30 miles from Kyiv. The US/NATO could likely destroy it. But that would be direct involvement against Russia and risk, everything. Does the West watch in silence as it rolls?
— Richard Engel (@RichardEngel) February 28, 2022🕸]🐦


Honestly even the worst takes on Ilxor are a lot better than the bad takes on Twitter. This guy works for NBC? Oof.

Johnny Mathis der Maler (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 1 March 2022 01:32 (two years ago) link

national tv correspondents are the source of so many of the very worst takes

lag∞n, Tuesday, 1 March 2022 01:35 (two years ago) link

if you get all your news online its easy to forget how bad tv is

lag∞n, Tuesday, 1 March 2022 01:35 (two years ago) link

Are you freaks just sitting around in the NBC Slack fantasizing about how bold it would be to start World War III https://t.co/UVsnjDSL0H

— Tom Scocca (@tomscocca) February 28, 2022

Dan S, Tuesday, 1 March 2022 01:44 (two years ago) link

I understand at least the frustration that this is happening and feeling helpless to stop it, but cosplaying an 80s action film with C Thomas Howell to your Twitterbase is a pretty bad look.

I'm a pacifist and I want there to be some simple way to solve this but it's naive to think it exists.

(Ukraine thread has been mega helpful the last few weeks)

sorry Mario, but our princess is in another butthole (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 March 2022 03:02 (two years ago) link

"Remember, the Russians invaded Afghanistan back in 1980," Hillary Clinton says. "It didn't end well for the Russians...but the fact is, that a very motivated, and then funded, and armed insurgency basically drove the Russians out of Afghanistan." pic.twitter.com/iirtXI4vz4

— MSNBC (@MSNBC) March 1, 2022

papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 1 March 2022 04:29 (two years ago) link

The Internet’s Response To Ukraine Has Been Peak Cringe

jaymc, Tuesday, 1 March 2022 04:36 (two years ago) link

Like a rich child opening presents on Christmas day.

More Stingers to Ukraine! More javelins! More drones!

— Michael McFaul (@McFaul) March 1, 2022

papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 1 March 2022 17:41 (two years ago) link

Rare Pokemons!

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Tuesday, 1 March 2022 19:26 (two years ago) link

pokemon go to war

lag∞n, Tuesday, 1 March 2022 19:32 (two years ago) link

Thanks Buzzfeed, now I know what a “thirst trap” is. I’m gonna go throw up.

Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 1 March 2022 21:38 (two years ago) link

that's an interesting reaction to learning what a thirst trap is

, Tuesday, 1 March 2022 23:30 (two years ago) link

on the other hand i'm just discovering lil bubby child

https://twitter.com/lilbubbychild

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Wednesday, 2 March 2022 03:09 (two years ago) link

I haven't noticed Raymond Pettibon tweet in a couple of years before the Ukraine invasion and hoo boy should he have kept that streak going.

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 2 March 2022 03:30 (two years ago) link

feel like we’re getting meltdown may early this year. meltdown march!

mh, Wednesday, 2 March 2022 22:10 (two years ago) link

I believe this is called ‘tweeting through it’

Their arguments reminded me of MLKs frustration with the "moderates" while he sat in jail in Birmingham. That's who I had in mind when I wrote that tweet. Let me quote him. 8/

— Michael McFaul (@McFaul) March 3, 2022

papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 3 March 2022 03:41 (two years ago) link

omfg

lag∞n, Thursday, 3 March 2022 03:42 (two years ago) link


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