Franks Red Hot Tumblr ads want me to “scan bones into bonecoin” pic.twitter.com/EzSQ9RZ7qF— Ryan Broderick (@broderick) February 6, 2022
― rob, Sunday, 6 February 2022 16:48 (two years ago) link
Amazing that corporations are going this route, there’s such a swift and near-universal backlash to anything involving NFTs
― frogbs, Sunday, 6 February 2022 16:51 (two years ago) link
afaict from that ad, corporations have embraced madness & surrealism as the path forward
― rob, Sunday, 6 February 2022 16:55 (two years ago) link
"scan bones into bonecoin"
This is like neural network-level nonsense
― jmm, Sunday, 6 February 2022 16:56 (two years ago) link
utility limb tweets come to life
― adam, Monday, 7 February 2022 00:41 (two years ago) link
The backlash doesn't have any impact and the people dumb enough to get into NFTs are an ideal customer base.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 7 February 2022 00:46 (two years ago) link
the new 419 scam
― adam t. (abanana), Monday, 7 February 2022 01:18 (two years ago) link
https://www.theblockcrypto.com/linked/133113/bud-light-partners-with-nouns-dao-for-its-upcoming-super-bowl-adCan’t wait to see all the NFT’s in this years Super Bowl ads.
― Jeff, Monday, 7 February 2022 20:02 (two years ago) link
looking forward to scanning bones in my hellfuture
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Monday, 7 February 2022 20:05 (two years ago) link
used to be when you saw a celebrity trending you feared they were dead now you fear they made an NFT
― frogbs, Wednesday, 9 February 2022 05:07 (two years ago) link
https://help.twitter.com/en/using-twitter/twitter-blue-fragments-folder/nft
About NFT Profile Pictures on Twitter
We’re adding NFTs as one of several ways to customize your Twitter profile so you can show off the NFTs you own in a hex-shaped profile picture on your Twitter account.
Setting up an NFT profile picture means people can associate your Twitter account with your connected wallet’s public crypto wallet address. This means your Twitter account will be associated with your current and historical crypto wallet transactions and holdings, including all other NFTs in that wallet, because this information is all available on the public blockchain.
― snarl self own (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 9 February 2022 16:38 (two years ago) link
This does have an upside
https://lifehacker.com/how-to-block-everyone-who-uses-twitter-s-nft-profile-pi-1848439075
― I am using your worlds, Wednesday, 9 February 2022 17:14 (two years ago) link
hmm. is there a way to also unfollow anyone who follows cryptofucks? Ideal would be if they follow like 3 or more, rather than just 1, because we all find ourselves accidentally following a cryptofuck sometimes
― snarl self own (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 9 February 2022 17:18 (two years ago) link
My desire to not be left bag holding is stronger than my desire to have a cartoon pickle for my profile pic.
― Jeff, Wednesday, 9 February 2022 17:22 (two years ago) link
Lmao this image is killin me
https://www.boredhorses.art/
― frogbs, Thursday, 10 February 2022 02:28 (two years ago) link
It's time to build**an "ultra-luxury master planned community" in the metaverse with a $650,000 NFT yacht https://t.co/V2o3qBOZRz— Kevin Roose (@kevinroose) February 10, 2022
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 10 February 2022 18:32 (two years ago) link
Third Life
― papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 10 February 2022 19:00 (two years ago) link
need somewhere to put all the apes
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Thursday, 10 February 2022 19:03 (two years ago) link
Looking forward to the inevitable revolt of the NFT apes, who will decapitate Zuckerberg's Metaverse avatar.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 10 February 2022 19:43 (two years ago) link
"NFT ape shall not delete NFT ape."
― nickn, Thursday, 10 February 2022 22:06 (two years ago) link
https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2022/02/11/crypto-currency-nfl-nba-sports-super-bowl/
When 100 million Americans tune in to the Super Bowl on Sunday, they’re likely to get the impression that cryptocurrency is a fresh NFL star to rival Joe Burrow. At least three commercials will promote the monetary form, while one of Sunday’s best-known players — the Rams’ Odell Beckham Jr. — has said he takes his salary in it. And though Tom Brady may be gone from the game, he hovers over it, hawking crypto exchange FTX.Yet the hype belies a more complicated relationship. Unlike the National Basketball Association, the National Football League, the country’s most popular sports league, has essentially prohibited its teams from using crypto. It’s a microcosm of the broader cultural battle between those touting the currency as the shiny future and others warning of its dangers.“The NFL and NBA strategies could not be more different,” said Peter Laatz, global managing director of the sponsorship consultancy and intelligence firm IEG. “The NBA is seeing the windfall and going for it. The NFL is zigging instead of zagging.”
Yet the hype belies a more complicated relationship. Unlike the National Basketball Association, the National Football League, the country’s most popular sports league, has essentially prohibited its teams from using crypto. It’s a microcosm of the broader cultural battle between those touting the currency as the shiny future and others warning of its dangers.
“The NFL and NBA strategies could not be more different,” said Peter Laatz, global managing director of the sponsorship consultancy and intelligence firm IEG. “The NBA is seeing the windfall and going for it. The NFL is zigging instead of zagging.”
they'll be all in soon. when "crypto" was added to PayPal and became the center button at the bottom, the writing was on the wall. everyone is an idiot and i don't care
― snarl self own (Karl Malone), Saturday, 12 February 2022 09:36 (two years ago) link
it'll all be normal soon. the crypto people are right. it will be normal. the good things about it - decentralized, control your own money without a bank being there, all that, maybe. but also putting a price on absolutely everything. there always was a price. it just wasn't public, before. now there will be a price on everything, and that will seem "natural". it isn't. it's a bunch of idiots that won
― snarl self own (Karl Malone), Saturday, 12 February 2022 09:38 (two years ago) link
have fun staying poor - that was what they always thought, anyway, only now it will be crystalized and on a public blockchain
― snarl self own (Karl Malone), Saturday, 12 February 2022 09:39 (two years ago) link
What a time to be alive
thanks i hate it pic.twitter.com/hhs8CrjSIv— Justin Ling (@Justin_Ling) February 13, 2022
― jmm, Monday, 14 February 2022 04:04 (two years ago) link
A unique and progressive way to celebrate the the monumental life of George Floyd indeed!
Yesterday city police oversight bodies demanded changes in culture and more transparent social media policies following a recent scandal where a SF Police Station 'liked' an account that made a "mockery" of George Floyd. Chief Scott apologized. @AnnikaHom https://t.co/Wpc6u7lCxl— Mission Local (@MLNow) February 18, 2022
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 18 February 2022 01:10 (two years ago) link
The nifty grifting continues
https://web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=2022-02-11-3
Porn actress Lana Rhoades apparently abandons her NFT project after its launch
Lana Rhoades put her celebrity status behind the "CryptoSis" NFT project, which launched on January 22 and raised about $1.8 million. The project featured a detailed roadmap, explaining plans to develop metaverse wearables and a "hangout spot", send personalized messages from Rhoades to a small group of holders, and send out merchandise. The website also promised "real world utilities" including meet and greets with the "many mainstream notable female figures (who) will continue to join this community".
However, only weeks after launch, Rhoades appeared to have abandoned the project, and most of the funds had been transferred out. Rhoades deleted her TikTok videos in which she had promoted it, and didn't respond to tweets asking about the project. One community member wrote on Discord that they had "spent what (they) can't lose. Spent 4k, on total I had 6k. Man I'm left with 2k only. No job and have a 2 yo son". Hopefully the guy who got the tattoo of the project logo on his shin also isn't too disappointed...
The NFTs, which cost 0.1 ETH each to mint (about $250), were selling for around 0.005 ETH (about $15) on February 16, if they were being bought at all.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Friday, 18 February 2022 04:21 (two years ago) link
As I prepared to file my federal taxes, I couldn't help but wonder how many of the people who rushed to create NFTs last year will answer this question on their tax form 'Yes', especially if they performed the popular scam maneuver of selling it to themselves in a dummy transaction for thousands of dollars:
At any time during 2020, did you receive, sell, send, exchange, or otherwise acquire any financial interest in any virtual currency?
btw, all questions on a tax form must be answered truthfully or the form is considered fraudulent.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 18 February 2022 04:34 (two years ago) link
Except the year in question is 2021.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 18 February 2022 04:37 (two years ago) link
Notice to SHIBOSHI holders:Our Defense Breed is investigating an incident pertaining to Opensea and in relation to X2Y2.Please visit https://t.co/krP70ONIFj or https://t.co/832Z78eclq for more information in regards to 'revoking' your assets. pic.twitter.com/y4jXXD7Tdx— Shib (@Shibtoken) February 20, 2022
our defense breed
― papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 20 February 2022 01:53 (two years ago) link
I was googling Shiboshi NFTs and got this story: https://theithacan.org/life-culture/local-dj-cashes-out-on-crypto-trends/
My favorite part is “ Washburn, better known by his stage name DJ Washburn …”
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 20 February 2022 02:44 (two years ago) link
Every time I’ve assumed we were at the bottom of what this trend can provoke, something new comes along and tunnels underneath
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 20 February 2022 02:54 (two years ago) link
"You know, it isn’t just about the artwork — it’s about what they come with,” Washburn said. “It could be a membership or special access to an event or collection of media … Let’s say you want to buy my NFT, maybe you’ll get a T-shirt in the mail too or an exclusive DJ mix.”
The membership/special access point comes up a lot from NFT defenders - even accepting the market value of luxury brands, the idea that a critical mass of people care about that specific kind of status-seeking seems ludicrous to me. It's not like there are Soho House copies in every suburb around the world.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 20 February 2022 03:03 (two years ago) link
'Send me $3000 in ETH and maybe I'll send you a soundcloud link,' though, now we're talking about possibilities.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 20 February 2022 03:04 (two years ago) link
Bored Apes go to court: https://newsletterhunt.com/newsletters/money-stuff-by-matt-levine
I know this is normal now, this is just life in 2022, this ship has sailed. Still, imagine telling a federal judge “see, my cartoon ape is vastly more valuable than Justin Bieber’s because it is in the top 14% rarity, so please award me millions of dollars of damages against the exchange that negligently allowed someone to buy my ape for 0.01 ETH.” “What is an ETH,” the judge might reasonably ask. “The ape is a computer image, what does it mean that someone else possesses it, or that it is rare,” the judge might reasonably ask. “Why can’t you just right-click and save it, then you’d have your ape back,” the judge might reasonably ask. “Who is Justin Bieber,” the judge might reasonably ask.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 22 February 2022 19:37 (two years ago) link
Take it to Pokemon court
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Tuesday, 22 February 2022 19:40 (two years ago) link
My mind immediately goes to, like, cyberstalking/cyberbullying crimes and the absolutely unprepared cops/judges tell women "idk why don't you turn your computer off?" I wonder if ape theft is going to have the same completely unprepared "idk why didn't you save your ape?" or if its going to shake out differently since there's man money involved
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 22 February 2022 19:55 (two years ago) link
oh I'm sure DAs will have no problem valuing apes at billions if they can charge higher
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Tuesday, 22 February 2022 19:58 (two years ago) link
This single thumb drive has 4 million doses of Ape.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 22 February 2022 20:29 (two years ago) link
With a street value of $76 billion.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 22 February 2022 21:00 (two years ago) link
I'm assuming you mean defense attorneys and not district attorneys here
― castanuts (DJP), Tuesday, 22 February 2022 21:07 (two years ago) link
no I mean that district attorneys will like charging someone with the theft of an extremely valuable thing
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Tuesday, 22 February 2022 21:13 (two years ago) link
Da Apes
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 22 February 2022 21:14 (two years ago) link
ah gotcha, I was thinking the other definition of "charge" and was confused
― castanuts (DJP), Tuesday, 22 February 2022 21:16 (two years ago) link
I havent read all 800 messages in this thread but am thinking the takeawy is "people will pay for anything as long as they think its worh tmoney"
― | (Latham Green), Tuesday, 22 February 2022 21:26 (two years ago) link
jfc this is ugly
the "POTUS Trump NFT Collection" is ... objectively hideous, a spinning 3d plaque with spinning stars, a 3d flag, protruding text, and on the reverse, a 45 set atop a background of 45s, some of them upside-down, plus a tiny photo that's probably Trump but can you really tell? pic.twitter.com/ijClu9NTWm— Stuart A. Thompson (@stuartathompson) February 22, 2022
― frogbs, Tuesday, 22 February 2022 21:45 (two years ago) link
The Stars on 45 keep on turning in your mindLike "We Can Work it Out"Remember "Twist and Shout"You still don't "Tell Me Why" and "No Reply-y-y”
― celebrating ten years of constant posting (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 22 February 2022 22:03 (two years ago) link
Trump should have made a line of MAGA Apes.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 22 February 2022 22:07 (two years ago) link
If this NFT thing really takes off it will kill the business model of the Franklin Mint.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 22 February 2022 22:08 (two years ago) link
dang i’m kinda conflicted here, nfts are some bullshit but scamming trump stans is the lord’s work
― SEES! TURNS! (cat), Tuesday, 22 February 2022 22:12 (two years ago) link
It starts as a routine TV news segment: an interview with the head of the local chamber of commerce. Suddenly, a shot rings out, startling the two-person film crew. As a gunman enters off-camera, reporter Alison Parker reacts to the sound, her jaw dropping wide. A steady wave of shots roar as Parker screams. She runs, desperately, as the camera tumbles to the ground. The clip cuts: the final scene is the legs of the shooter as he advances.)The grisly 17-second clip was recorded by videographer Adam Ward on Aug. 26, 2015, as he and Parker were fatally shot by a disgruntled former colleague while reporting near Roanoke. Broadcast live, the horrifying footage quickly went viral, viewed millions of times on Facebook, YouTube and other sites. Six years later, it still gets tens of thousands of views, despite the efforts by Parker’s father, Andy, to eliminate the clips from the Internet.Now, Andy Parker has transformed the clip of the killings into an NFT, or non-fungible token, in a complex and potentially futile bid to claim ownership over the videos — a tactic to use copyright to force Big Tech’s hand.“This is the Hail Mary,” Parker said, an “act of desperation.”
Now, Andy Parker has transformed the clip of the killings into an NFT, or non-fungible token, in a complex and potentially futile bid to claim ownership over the videos — a tactic to use copyright to force Big Tech’s hand.
“This is the Hail Mary,” Parker said, an “act of desperation.”
https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2022/02/22/expunge-his-daughters-murder-internet-father-created-an-nft-grisly-video/
i want the ride to stop
― dig your way out of the shit with a gold magic shovel! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 22 February 2022 23:40 (two years ago) link