lol wow this looks truly truly stupid. in a way i find that appealing. the only parts of the last one where i felt awake and engaged were when they swerved deep into WTF territory by turning into a dopey haunted-house movie with dinosaurs running around and a twist about someone being a clone, iirc. this was terrible, but at least something, whereas the first half, like the first "World" movie, was an absolutely pointless retread of going to a tropical island and encountering dinosaurs.
i can't remember exactly how the last one ended, so no clue how the dinosaurs have so rapidly multiplied that they're just roaming all over the world and threaten human extinction. seems like a pretty good premise for a stupid saturday morning cartoon or Mad Max type movie. again... it's something.
― The creator of Ultra Games, for Nintendo (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 10 February 2022 23:47 (two years ago) link
oh, I'd watch that, a humans vs. dinosaur war for the planet of the apes? they need to introduce a talking dinosaur.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 11 February 2022 01:37 (two years ago) link
god, after the last one, I don't want to see any Jurassic movie ever again, even if it was Jurassic Ass Eaters 6
― he's very big in the region of my butthole (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 February 2022 02:08 (two years ago) link
lmao at scene of Bryce Dallas Howard OUTRUNNING A VELOCIRAPTOR
― he's very big in the region of my butthole (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 February 2022 02:12 (two years ago) link
the only way this movie is good is if they bring the entire production team on camera and eat them
― he's very big in the region of my butthole (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 February 2022 02:23 (two years ago) link
i love these movies because they are dumb as dirt
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 11 February 2022 03:08 (two years ago) link
problem is they're so po-faced and full of lame pathos
― he's very big in the region of my butthole (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 February 2022 03:42 (two years ago) link
“I would watch a steaming pile of shit if it has dinosaurs in it” -my wiife
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 11 February 2022 04:13 (two years ago) link
they were preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should
― frogbs, Friday, 11 February 2022 04:16 (two years ago) link
― circa1916, Friday, 11 February 2022 14:46 (two years ago) link
lmao
― he's very big in the region of my butthole (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 February 2022 14:59 (two years ago) link
Totally gonna hatewatch this. Supposedly it's even worse than Fallen Kingdom
― Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 June 2022 18:59 (one year ago) link
That's probably a bad thing, but I remember literally nothing about Fallen Kingdom.
― Les hommes de bonbons (cryptosicko), Thursday, 9 June 2022 19:08 (one year ago) link
I remember the hilarious plot twist and it being really 'talky' for a dinosaur movie
― Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 June 2022 19:10 (one year ago) link
I went to see the first Jurassic World movie with my son who was 7 at the time. It was the first "grown up movie" (probably need bigger quotes there) he ever saw in a movie theatre (it was also in Imax 3D) and the long lasting effect of this is that this is basically his favorite movie franchise and he has seen all 5 jurassic park/world movies many many times and he's really excited about this movie.
So I'm going to see this.
― silverfish, Thursday, 9 June 2022 19:28 (one year ago) link
report back!
― Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 June 2022 19:31 (one year ago) link
What a drawn out, confusing disaster.
― SQUIRREL MEAT!! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Saturday, 16 July 2022 21:29 (one year ago) link