Then swallows a monkey whole.
― nickn, Monday, 14 February 2022 18:14 (two years ago) link
he'd obv rather test on humans but the FDA can be so fickle
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 14 February 2022 18:39 (two years ago) link
https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1946074-elon-musk
― o. nate, Monday, 14 February 2022 18:45 (two years ago) link
ELON has too much power. I miss pre-elon times
― | (Latham Green), Saturday, 19 February 2022 23:31 (two years ago) link
congrats!https://www.cnn.com/2022/03/11/entertainment/grimes-elon-musk-second-child-intl-scli/index.html
― StanM, Friday, 11 March 2022 13:52 (two years ago) link
there is nothing this dude loves more than having eight zillion children and tweeting his way through it
― mh, Friday, 11 March 2022 14:06 (two years ago) link
hectic week for everyone:
Grimes is dating leaker Chelsea Manning after Elon Musk breakup https://t.co/l0PmWDPskN pic.twitter.com/7a5TgyG02i— Page Six (@PageSix) March 11, 2022
― mark s, Friday, 11 March 2022 18:04 (two years ago) link
what in the hell
― lag∞n, Friday, 11 March 2022 18:44 (two years ago) link
wow
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 11 March 2022 18:47 (two years ago) link
A union built to last!
― extra dark sideræl rusk (Matt #2), Friday, 11 March 2022 19:51 (two years ago) link
had never realized how much they look like each other.
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 12 March 2022 05:46 (two years ago) link
edgy
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FNz7FYdXIAYMxHN?format=jpg&name=small
― mookieproof, Monday, 14 March 2022 13:45 (two years ago) link
What happened in 10 days? pic.twitter.com/1ePAo0w0nG— David Weigel (@daveweigel) March 14, 2022
― symsymsym, Monday, 14 March 2022 15:03 (two years ago) link
Too many politicians/corporations/media figures came out in support of Ukraine I guess
― frogbs, Monday, 14 March 2022 16:21 (two years ago) link
Like what the fuck is this. Dude is 50 years old
pic.twitter.com/Gw6xaw1u0N— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 14, 2022
― frogbs, Monday, 14 March 2022 16:25 (two years ago) link
lmao that is extremely pathetic if the Chelsea Manning rumor is true
― rob, Monday, 14 March 2022 17:54 (two years ago) link
haha that’s it
"What I desperately, desperately need is for you to think that I’m cool and funny. I need this. Please give me that satisfaction." — @elonmusk https://t.co/otpfnBSMrj pic.twitter.com/O5Tg5ht5yZ— The Onion (@TheOnion) March 24, 2022
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 26 March 2022 21:03 (two years ago) link
translation: he got rejected from Berghain, life is alright sometimes
They wrote PEACE on the wall at Berghain! I refused enter.— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 3, 2022
― Murgatroid, Sunday, 3 April 2022 19:49 (two years ago) link
he’s so silly. I guess you’d call it “cringe” now but there needs to be something stronger than cringe. everything’s cringe
― OG Bob Sacamano (will), Sunday, 3 April 2022 22:46 (two years ago) link
Terrible disappointment for the Berghain pee guy I'm sure.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 3 April 2022 23:11 (two years ago) link
I do not know what that means but if his plan was to pee on Elon then I suppose so. honestly I’m disappointed too
― OG Bob Sacamano (will), Sunday, 3 April 2022 23:27 (two years ago) link
Well well.
https://www.ft.com/content/29b9c884-02d7-4d1c-a4ab-c862242fa76e
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 4 April 2022 11:47 (two years ago) link
Now he'll be able to say anything he wants!
― nashwan, Monday, 4 April 2022 12:00 (two years ago) link
hi
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 4 April 2022 16:09 (two years ago) link
ask him for a free tesla model x plaid 0-60 2.3 seconds
― lag∞n, Monday, 4 April 2022 16:14 (two years ago) link
gonna ask him to stop doing a culture of racism in the workplace
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 4 April 2022 18:54 (two years ago) link
i mean thats fine too
― lag∞n, Monday, 4 April 2022 19:56 (two years ago) link
The worst people seem to become politicians and billionaires
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 4 April 2022 20:11 (two years ago) link
he just bought a big chunk of Twitter
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 4 April 2022 20:22 (two years ago) link
Not cynical/sinister at all
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 4 April 2022 20:22 (two years ago) link
he also has a convertible floating through space
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 4 April 2022 20:28 (two years ago) link
the tesla floating in space, courtesy of space-x, is a good example of corporate synergy, where the energies brought into alignment are the dumb ideas elon has when stoned
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 4 April 2022 20:43 (two years ago) link
stoned on cocaine maybe
― 《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Monday, 4 April 2022 22:14 (two years ago) link
I couldn't write this script if I tried. pic.twitter.com/vRQN9wpzqg— Jillian C. York (@jilliancyork) April 5, 2022
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Wednesday, 6 April 2022 01:29 (two years ago) link
abysmal real names
― the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Wednesday, 6 April 2022 01:52 (two years ago) link
xp don’t do this at me
― mh, Wednesday, 6 April 2022 04:51 (two years ago) link
It seems the Starlinks he sent to Ukraine are really making a difference:
https://www.pcmag.com/news/ukraine-now-using-over-10000-starlink-units-to-keep-country-online
― o. nate, Thursday, 7 April 2022 19:29 (two years ago) link
This woman was brought to tears over the mere sight of Elon Musk. Psychotic. pic.twitter.com/WqMMbVHEGx— Matt Saincome (@MattSaincome) April 8, 2022
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 8 April 2022 18:10 (two years ago) link
he's the fifth Beatle
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 8 April 2022 18:46 (two years ago) link
more like the filth butthole
― Toxoplasmosis Jones (cat), Friday, 8 April 2022 21:24 (two years ago) link
Whoops!
Elon has decided not to join our board. I sent a brief note to the company, sharing with you all here. pic.twitter.com/lfrXACavvk— Parag Agrawal (@paraga) April 11, 2022
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 11 April 2022 03:27 (two years ago) link
Is this the reason pic.twitter.com/xwlDhTv1Rf— Ryan Mac 🙃 (@RMac18) April 11, 2022
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 11 April 2022 04:25 (two years ago) link
https://s3-prod.autonews.com/s3fs-public/MUSK_TEXAS-MAIN_i.jpg
"ARE YOU READY FOR FLORIDA-GEORGIA LINE?!?!"
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 11 April 2022 04:51 (two years ago) link
he looks stoned
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 11 April 2022 04:52 (two years ago) link
He looks like he's wearing a human suit.
― peace, man, Monday, 11 April 2022 10:26 (two years ago) link
we tried to have him join the board where he would have legal obligations to act in the best interests of the company and all its shareholders but strangely he chose the option to remain a chaos agent— Mister Zingers (@allahliker) April 11, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 11 April 2022 12:31 (two years ago) link
He is now offering to buy the company outright.
― peace, man, Thursday, 14 April 2022 11:23 (two years ago) link
Who controls the memes,controls the Universe— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) June 26, 2020
― lag∞n, Thursday, 14 April 2022 11:48 (two years ago) link
king shit
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 14 April 2022 15:40 (two years ago) link
i meant that in a bad way, haha
whatta world
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 14 April 2022 15:41 (two years ago) link