http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7ywNaGpqZw
^^^^ HE DIDNT WORK THIS CROWD!!!!
― max, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 00:47 (sixteen years ago) link
Maybe it's just what's available on youtube. I'd make it a point, back in the day, to catch him whenever he was on Leno Or Letterman or Conan, and I loved him. I think he's losing it though. Check out his appearance at SXSW opening for Dane. He is fucking pitiful. (it's on youtube)
xp to chaki
― wanko ergo sum, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 00:48 (sixteen years ago) link
and yeah that vid max linked to: UGHHHH
― wanko ergo sum, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 00:49 (sixteen years ago) link
he seems to be really bitter and jaded in his performances as of late. dane cook plays "roman polanski" in windy city heat. lol
― chaki, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 00:50 (sixteen years ago) link
i just rewatched the SXSW clip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UYh8RYMbp4
and it doesn't seem so bad this time. i actually like the fact that once he realizes he's not exactly preaching to the choir, but rather probably a bunch of frat fuxx, he bails.
― wanko ergo sum, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 00:57 (sixteen years ago) link
'it'
― omar little, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 01:16 (sixteen years ago) link
by 'it' I mean 'the secrest factor'.
― wanko ergo sum, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 01:19 (sixteen years ago) link
man, to be in the same room as dane cook, ryan seacrest, and ty pennington.
― omar little, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 01:22 (sixteen years ago) link
then to leave that room and let in a bagful of cobras.
― omar little, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 01:23 (sixteen years ago) link
they are like three badly failed clones of matthew modine
― remy bean, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 01:27 (sixteen years ago) link
ok i forgot about this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKPQbNoP5_s which redeems zach gaulliphynakkis' youtube ouevre
stop hating fun on xmas eve
― wanko ergo sum, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 01:34 (sixteen years ago) link
exactly.
Dane Cook could buy and sell most people on this thread.
― Wrinklepaws, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 01:41 (sixteen years ago) link
worthington's law.
― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 01:53 (sixteen years ago) link
bill gates is the funniest man in america
― max, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 01:54 (sixteen years ago) link
i love stoooopid hoo-mor, but dane cook is just shite.
― pc user, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 18:08 (sixteen years ago) link
I try not to waste my energy hating him but his jokes are so awful
however now that I know he's gotten rich off it I figure I must be wrong, thanks wp
― J0hn D., Wednesday, 26 December 2007 18:13 (sixteen years ago) link
Cook's 7-hour set breaks comedy record
― dell, Friday, 4 January 2008 17:31 (sixteen years ago) link
maximum lock'n'lol
"If this rivalry keeps up I'm going to turn the Laugh Factory into a bed and breakfast," club owner Jamie Masada said.
ouch my sides hurt. Now that guy needs to be onstage...
― dell, Friday, 4 January 2008 17:33 (sixteen years ago) link
audience "endurance" record
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 4 January 2008 17:33 (sixteen years ago) link
"you know what i call that kind of girlfriend? a TURDfriend! you know??"
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 4 January 2008 17:38 (sixteen years ago) link
i saw this fucking guy in a trailer and he seems awful. obviously in five years when he's done a movie with peter weir or ang lee or whatever future-gershy will revive this and laugh at me.
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 4 January 2008 17:42 (sixteen years ago) link
ang lee's next movie- "Wilde", starring dane muthafucking cook. Five Stars, The Observer.
― darraghmac, Friday, 4 January 2008 17:44 (sixteen years ago) link
these "record breaking" stand up sets are not impressive at all.
― chaki, Friday, 4 January 2008 17:44 (sixteen years ago) link
that zach g clip upthread looks really old (no beard!)?
― Jordan, Friday, 4 January 2008 17:45 (sixteen years ago) link
anything i thought it was funny. sorta reminds me of michael showalter's catskills comedian bit in wet hot american summer.
― Jordan, Friday, 4 January 2008 17:48 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't think Cook is great shakes either but I've listened to plenty of his stuff in my brother's car and I think he has a lot more going for him than many here credit him with (He really IS funny sometimes). I still prefer Patton Oswalt or even David Cross when he decides to be funny and not whiny, but honestly guys like Bill Maher and Lewis Black could die in a horrible elevator accident and that would be less of a loss to funny than if Dane Cook missed one show after coming down with a cold.
Also, this may be setting the bar low, but during my viewing of the most recent Comic Relief, Dane Cook was the only one who made me laugh out loud.
― DustinR, Saturday, 5 January 2008 01:23 (sixteen years ago) link
New breed of bad comics (Dane Cook, Carrot Top, Sinbad) not as bad as old breed (Bob Hope).
― Eazy, Saturday, 5 January 2008 01:24 (sixteen years ago) link
(Rip Taylor, Joan Rivers)
― Eazy, Saturday, 5 January 2008 01:25 (sixteen years ago) link
uh
― chaki, Saturday, 5 January 2008 01:28 (sixteen years ago) link
Really
― Eazy, Saturday, 5 January 2008 01:30 (sixteen years ago) link
"I wanted to park my car in Beverly Hills, but I didn't have enough Drachmas for the meter."
― Eazy, Saturday, 5 January 2008 01:32 (sixteen years ago) link
Joan Rivers was / is an amazing and ground breaking standup comedian.
― chaki, Saturday, 5 January 2008 01:37 (sixteen years ago) link
New breed of bad comics (Dane Cook, Carrot Top, Sinbad) - Perhaps you weren't watching cable television in the 80's..
― Pillbox, Saturday, 5 January 2008 01:48 (sixteen years ago) link
ah sinbad, a refreshing new breed of comedian. finally.
― s1ocki, Saturday, 5 January 2008 01:53 (sixteen years ago) link
Since Twain, I mean.
― Eazy, Saturday, 5 January 2008 02:18 (sixteen years ago) link
Old School = Vegas New School = 80s comedy-club revival to present.
OK, I'm half covering my ass.
― Eazy, Saturday, 5 January 2008 02:28 (sixteen years ago) link
Daniel Tosh
― Kerm, Saturday, 5 January 2008 04:40 (sixteen years ago) link
Somewhere there's a message board where good-looking, optimistic, genuine Dane Cook fans are making fun of jaded, hyper-aware, depressing people like us.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 5 January 2008 09:04 (sixteen years ago) link
That message board is called the parking lot of a Checkers.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 5 January 2008 09:05 (sixteen years ago) link
That message board is called the a dorm
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 5 January 2008 09:08 (sixteen years ago) link
That message board is called a dorm, even.
Dane Cook: Mario Cantone is so gay, that when gay people walk down the street and see him, they're like, "Fag". Mario Cantone: I'm still waiting for you to come out, bitch!
― am0n, Monday, 4 August 2008 17:17 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i40.tinypic.com/2817taw.jpg
― ❤¯\㋡/¯❤ (ice cr?m), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 18:53 (fifteen years ago) link
pwnt
*grinds teeth, blood boils, etc*
― xhuxk e deej (k3vin k.), Thursday, 15 January 2009 22:15 (fifteen years ago) link
his jokes have decent premises but the actual jokes are terrible and his persona is terrible - i honestly believe that he makes his fans feel okay about being misogynist whether he intends to or not
― let free dom ring (J0rdan S.), Friday, 12 June 2009 07:46 (fourteen years ago) link
this thread really needs shirtless jay bl4nch4rd pic
― velko, Friday, 12 June 2009 07:51 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm with Jordan, actually -- that video makes him look like his show is going to be funny. Nobody really cares about bad taste. Bad taste is just in-the-know. And whatever, it all lives or dies on the punchline, and the dude has no punchlines. He's not funny. Period.
― Brundlefly (kenan), Friday, 12 June 2009 07:55 (fourteen years ago) link
"what is it about bookstores that makes people think they can lay on the fucking ground?" <- i think this is a good premise for a joke - gaffigan or galifinakis could do something with this - but there's just nothing good from him after that
― let free dom ring (J0rdan S.), Friday, 12 June 2009 08:03 (fourteen years ago) link