Excelsior? I Hardly Knew Her (In Truth, I Knew Her Well) AKA The Funnyhaha Korner

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This thread has mutated to become a discussion of the litereary figure John Updike being shoved in a vagina while he vibrates. I am pleased.

-- Mike Hanle y (pennyson...), September 27th, 2002 10:54 AM. (mike)

It could be worse, it could be Norman Mailer.

-- rosemary (rosemarygilber...), September 27th, 2002 11:00 AM. (rosemary)

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 25 March 2006 00:10 (eighteen years ago) link

People in the 1910's skipped around real fast, wore monochromatic clothing, couldn't speak, and were real surprised at the appearance of oncoming trains, or so I've picked up from old movies and recordings.
-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...), Yesterday 10:37 AM. (later)

estela (estela), Saturday, 25 March 2006 00:52 (eighteen years ago) link

(from the Help me name my 'zine thread)


SNAKES ON A PAGE

-- ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!! (estebanbutte...), March 25th, 2006 11:11 AM. (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!) (link)

StanM (StanM), Saturday, 25 March 2006 10:13 (eighteen years ago) link

This was on a serious thread, about a serious subject and it wasn't meant to be funny, but...

(description of 3 types of Down's Syndrome) ... But those are the only variations of Down's that I know of.

-- Raw, Uncompromising, and Noodly (noodle_vague@?!?!?!?.c0m), February 28th, 2006 4:56 PM. (noodle vague)

(look, I'm sorry, ok? I couldn't help it, I just rofled, maybe because it was on a serious thread, I don't know)

StanM (StanM), Sunday, 26 March 2006 00:42 (eighteen years ago) link

i had a dream that i couldnt get up off the ground n i was on mi knees. i asked sumone 2 help me up ... but they didnt .
i was n mi school yard.
what does that mean?
-- dezi (khutee_dee_ro...) (webmail), March 25th, 2006. (later)

Answers

legs are broek.
-- gbx (in....) (webmail), March 25th, 2006. (skowly) (later)

Jena (JenaP), Sunday, 26 March 2006 02:56 (eighteen years ago) link

I find that the best way to wind RJG up is to agree with him.
-- Konal Doddz (stevem7...), March 21st, 2006.


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rjg otm
-- ken c (pykachu10...), March 21st, 2006.


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you fools
-- RJG (RJ...), March 21st, 2006.


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quite
-- Konal Doddz (stevem7...), March 21st, 2006.


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haha, you fool
-- RJG (RJ...), March 21st, 2006.


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i said QUIET
-- Konal Doddz (stevem7...), March 21st, 2006.


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what a fool...
-- RJG (RJ...), March 21st, 2006.

Yoo Doo Nut (donut), Sunday, 26 March 2006 08:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Dammit Stan now I'm gonna have to adopt serious-face pseudonyms for serious threads :|

Why does the birds always shitting on me? (noodle vague), Sunday, 26 March 2006 09:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Sincerely, sex is not a good thing to be frightened by or about.

-- Forksclovetofu (forksclovetof...), March 25th, 2006.

Unless you're in prison.

-- M. White (boeldie...), March 25th, 2006.

Yeah, well, people shouldn't be afraid of sex, but it doesn't mean that people who are don't have legitimate fears and shouldn't be treated with respect and dignity! Being harsh on this guy isn't going to make him any less terrified. The guy could obviously use a little more support and straight talk, and a little less condescending snark.

-- Matthew C Perpetua (perpetu...), March 25th, 2006.

You're just mad because I made the awesome "closet slut" joke before you could.

-- Dan (Admit It) Perry (djperry@gmail.com), March 25th, 2006.

haitch (haitch), Sunday, 26 March 2006 10:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Digital Hardcore! Gunter Grass!

-- Martin Skidmore (martin.skidmore...), October 2nd, 2002.

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Sunday, 26 March 2006 10:34 (eighteen years ago) link

i don't know about plagarism, but this red states/blue states stuff has to stop. have we not learned anything from the crips and the bloods?

-- meth lab for doug flutie (nutramentmik...) (webmail), March 25th, 2006 10:47 PM. (sanskrit) (later) (link)

i am not a nugget (stevie), Sunday, 26 March 2006 16:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Once an Indian came to me in a dream and the Indian was all soft and mysterious and the Indian said to me "Listen to Odie howl like one of his wolf ancestors" then I ate the Indian and severed his skull to make a witch hat. Oh fuck it I can't even see myself type with this goddam ex-president over my message screen.

-- It is the nineties, and there is time for Curt1s. (curtis.stephen...), March 26th, 2006 9:27 PM. (Curtis Stephens)

smokemon (eman), Monday, 27 March 2006 01:46 (eighteen years ago) link

people who are just so goddamned stupid - c/d

(mainly for ESTEBAN's cartoon lunk)

Yoo Doo Nut (donut), Monday, 27 March 2006 09:12 (eighteen years ago) link

i keep reading the thread title as 'sex vs. cudding' and wondering if this is some weird chewing fetish

-- gem (gemilyinterrupte...), March 27th, 2006.

haitch (haitch), Monday, 27 March 2006 11:27 (eighteen years ago) link

theaters/museums, he'll never put this stuff on dvd if he can help it, I don't think.

I'm a little bothered by how very DV it looks; wasn't cremaster 3 shot on film?

-- kyle (akmonda...), March 26th, 2006.

i think it was actually shot on an organic laminate constructed of his own intestines

-- Tracer Hand (tracerhan...), March 26th, 2006.

Last time I was coming back from Lawrence's Fried Shrimperies in Chicago, I saw some dudes with a makeshit hot dog stand on a deserted street corner at 3:30 am.

-- Jordan (jordan...), March 27th, 2006 5:00 PM. (Jordan) (later)

n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 27 March 2006 22:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Total trollbait, but I'm in a mood:

lois is hot - she is sexy and horny, and perte's friend fancy her a lot,
but her daughter is ecen better!
whats her name? forgot.

btw,anyone who think family guy is bad is 1.not my friend 2.should be band to planet mars.

-- dersde (...), Sunday.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 00:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Where is beatles band?

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 02:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Beatles band is Liver Pool.

Esteban Buttez Goes To College, Tuesday, 28 March 2006 02:45 (eighteen years ago) link

I pissed my pants.

-- Alba (albab...), March 28th, 2006 11:48 AM. (Alba) (later) (link)

RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 10:16 (eighteen years ago) link

I friend in college called me racist because I was trying to sleep with as many black girls as I could.

-- nicky lo-fi (ilmforsur...), March 28th, 2006.

DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 17:16 (eighteen years ago) link

I READ DISCOMUSIC.COM TOO

-- send your men of science quick (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), March 28th, 2006 10:07 AM. (Jody Beth Rosen) (later) (link)

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 18:53 (eighteen years ago) link

hahaha

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 18:58 (eighteen years ago) link

ahahah

Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 18:59 (eighteen years ago) link

I seek to establish a new thread:

It's spring 2006 and I say EXCELSIOR to all you rofflers

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 14:25 (eighteen years ago) link


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