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oh shit, caught by the fuzz!

Bixby in a Samsung I know it's Siri-esque (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 25 February 2022 19:00 (two years ago) link

Took VHS long enough to hit 20, but I guess there’s only so long you can continue making a fucking war about yourself and your ilx beefs.

mardheamac (gyac), Saturday, 26 February 2022 08:16 (two years ago) link

tbf it was also about his armchair general fantasies

I have a voulez-vous? with death (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 February 2022 08:17 (two years ago) link

True but I was also including that in “about himself”. Maybe he’ll do something useful with the time, like signing up.

mardheamac (gyac), Saturday, 26 February 2022 08:31 (two years ago) link

i appeal for calm on all sides

Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Saturday, 26 February 2022 08:32 (two years ago) link

It's funny how telling Americans to fuck off is the most punitively addressed thing on ILX, I guess as in life

plax (ico), Saturday, 26 February 2022 13:53 (two years ago) link

the beatles must be stewing over this

rob, Saturday, 26 February 2022 14:01 (two years ago) link

Good morning!

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 26 February 2022 14:13 (two years ago) link

for the record

Friday, February 25, 2022 6:36 PM Site Van Horn Street has been banned permanently. 20+ FPs in the past month (22 in past 48 hours). 1 week ban. Unban date 5 March 2022
Friday, February 25, 2022 10:52 AM I Love AFL User Bixby in a Samsung I know it's Siri-esque (Sufjan Grafton) has been Yellow Carded
Friday, February 25, 2022 5:39 AM Site xyzzzz__ has been banned permanently. 20+ FPs in the past month. 1 week ban. Unban date 4 March 2022
Thursday, February 24, 2022 7:58 AM Site calzino has been banned permanently. 20+ FPs in the past month (26 in past 48 hrs). 1 week ban. Unban date 3 March 2022

Rhonda!, Saturday, 26 February 2022 14:20 (two years ago) link

if an american throws popcorn at another american in a movie theater, the corned american can legally murder the thrower with a gun (in florida). so americans themselves aren't immune.

Bixby in a Samsung I know it's Siri-esque (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 26 February 2022 14:23 (two years ago) link

I didn't fp anyone, but if the linked post did calz in, it's because he called someone a "tool", making all self-conscious about their age. Americans want to forget the Jerky Boys.

Bixby in a Samsung I know it's Siri-esque (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 26 February 2022 14:39 (two years ago) link

look under the well-understood fp system its no good complaining that:

- ppl shouldnt be banned
- the wrong ppl have been banned

we should ofc be complaining that far too few ppl have been banned and demanding more from our mods

Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Saturday, 26 February 2022 15:27 (two years ago) link

what are your demands, dear darragh?

Rhonda!, Saturday, 26 February 2022 15:48 (two years ago) link

I feel like a few Americans need to be banned as well, just to keep things even

bad milk blood robot (sleeve), Saturday, 26 February 2022 15:57 (two years ago) link

Rhonda!! <3

dig your way out of the shit with a gold magic shovel! (Karl Malone), Saturday, 26 February 2022 15:58 (two years ago) link

I kind of self-banned, from that thread and (to a 25% commitment level) to the rest of ilx

dig your way out of the shit with a gold magic shovel! (Karl Malone), Saturday, 26 February 2022 15:59 (two years ago) link

(and def 100% from the slack)

dig your way out of the shit with a gold magic shovel! (Karl Malone), Saturday, 26 February 2022 16:00 (two years ago) link

I read the anarchist article that table posted, and it made me grasp the situation a bit better, but it was also depressing in the sense of

can't find anything I want to vote for here

also some of the small details (not war related) reminded me of my ~lyfe~ and I felt kinda depressed

sarahell, Saturday, 26 February 2022 16:22 (two years ago) link

Thursday, March 3, 2022 5:13 AM I Love Everything Thread: ok what the fuck is happening in the ukraine had its title updated to: ok what the fuck is happening in ukraine

thank you, this had been low-key annoying me for the past few weeks

sarahell, Thursday, 3 March 2022 16:29 (two years ago) link

same

the world's undisputed #1 fan of 'Spud Infinity' (Karl Malone), Thursday, 3 March 2022 16:30 (two years ago) link

I'm all for love-ins.

Poster xyzzzz__ has been here a long long time, and has always made the board a more interesting and amusing place. He shouldn't be banned.

― Ward Fowler, Friday, 25 February 2022 bookmarkflaglink

Nice of you to say, Ward, hope you've been keeping well.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 4 March 2022 14:44 (two years ago) link

Saturday, March 12, 2022 3:58 PM I Love Everything Thread: Discussion thread for possible FP/moderation changes to ILX has been locked.

sarahell, Sunday, 13 March 2022 00:08 (two years ago) link

I'm going allow myself an ironic chuckle as I was one of the few people on that thread to oppose the FP changes that were canvassed for and were later voted through - changes that were designed to make ILX a calmer, more civil and friendlier sort of place!

Alfred Ndwego of Kenya (Tom D.), Sunday, 13 March 2022 00:30 (two years ago) link

this is really the board for ironic chuckles tbh

sarahell, Sunday, 13 March 2022 00:34 (two years ago) link

tee hee!

the world's undisputed #1 fan of 'Spud Infinity' (Karl Malone), Sunday, 13 March 2022 00:50 (two years ago) link

I’m the one who locked the thread, if anybody feels the need to target their invective.

america's favorite (remy bean), Sunday, 13 March 2022 00:54 (two years ago) link

it's ok, i understand. i was in the middle of a post trying to defend myself the idea that i hate women (god, wtf 2022, wtf), but i'm sure i just would have made it worse anyway

the world's undisputed #1 fan of 'Spud Infinity' (Karl Malone), Sunday, 13 March 2022 00:59 (two years ago) link

i can't find the old thread, but it seems like it shouldn't disappear: Discussion thread for possible FP/moderation changes to ILX

the world's undisputed #1 fan of 'Spud Infinity' (Karl Malone), Sunday, 13 March 2022 02:04 (two years ago) link

sometimes threads need a nice rest!!!

Rhonda!, Sunday, 13 March 2022 02:39 (two years ago) link

things have to die, i get that. threads have to die. if ilx extends to infinity, at some point, every thread will be locked. that will be amazing

the world's undisputed #1 fan of 'Spud Infinity' (Karl Malone), Sunday, 13 March 2022 02:46 (two years ago) link

I am a leprechaun gree hee hee

pickle loaf (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 13 March 2022 02:47 (two years ago) link

tee hee

the world's undisputed #1 fan of 'Spud Infinity' (Karl Malone), Sunday, 13 March 2022 02:49 (two years ago) link

can someone please invite ilxor sarahell to the slack channel?

Rhonda!, Sunday, 13 March 2022 07:02 (two years ago) link

Is the slack channel where people take huge shits over the posts that are making it onto this text based messageboard 300 fucking people total post to?

pickle loaf (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 13 March 2022 07:34 (two years ago) link

Post your business on the second thoughts thread* at least, you cowards.

*Or the second thoughts on second thoughts thread

pickle loaf (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 13 March 2022 07:35 (two years ago) link

Who gives a flying fuck of some poster named 'mini wheat' is frosting your covid or ukraine war or longboarding with brisket sandwiches thread? We aren't running out of posts jesus fuck.

pickle loaf (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 13 March 2022 07:37 (two years ago) link

And if you have prescription for somebody's health that involves recommending they post less, maybe don't deal poison on the side, you fucking children.

pickle loaf (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 13 March 2022 07:40 (two years ago) link

Every time I scroll reddit, there is either a fat man playing guitar LIVE or a skinny mustachioed man twiddling knobs LIVE. I dread the morning because i know i will open reddit and always find one of these two men. Which will it be tomorrow? Fat fractional tone bend man? Or skinny knob turning fella with text "BRITTLEBABY" in the footer? Where are the fucking slack channels that will solve this problem for me!? I can handle any posted text on this messageboard.

pickle loaf (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 13 March 2022 07:59 (two years ago) link

Those LIVE reddit posts default as muted, but I have to be sure that they aren't actually telling me the future! What if guitar man isn't plugged in? What if the Really Good Posts about handling Covid are being broadcast LIVE and I am missing them because I shy away from the sight of a bit pentatonic noodling. Surely I have to CHECK?!

pickle loaf (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 13 March 2022 08:05 (two years ago) link

It's past midnight and I am drifting away. Who will it be? God I pray for a new one. I'd love to see a LIVE stream of someone reading just the most horseshit ilm thread. The sincere gaz coombes thread. I hope people took a beat before hitting the 'submit post' button in that sacred fucking ground.

pickle loaf (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 13 March 2022 08:09 (two years ago) link

Can a mod please right click the C drive on the server, go to 'properties', and check how many posts we have left? Can you also change my profile picture to the '8 ball' while you're poking around the control panel? I sure feel behind it right now. Say, if itunes on the server came preloaded with 'into my arms' by nick cave can a mod please listen to the whole track to be sure they didn't slip in any messages about The Two Men on Reddit. They wouldn't put it in the beginning, so you'll have to listen to the whole thing.

pickle loaf (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 13 March 2022 08:34 (two years ago) link

Someone post even more embarrassing drunk posts than I would if I was really drunk at didn't know what to post except for my farts which sound like this:

even the birds in the trees seemed to whisper "get fucked" (bovarism), Sunday, 13 March 2022 08:36 (two years ago) link

thank god someone's taking over. you see the server is bulging like a bag of Pirate's Booty packaged at sea level and brought all the way up top here to the peak of shit mountain. We pop this guy we are all set for snacks. We are close. Godspeed.

pickle loaf (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 13 March 2022 08:46 (two years ago) link

Hey. It's ok for people to make shitty posts.

Likewise, it's ok for people to complain about shitty posts.

It's the marketplace of "oh dear"s

Nordle (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 13 March 2022 08:48 (two years ago) link

That's a lovely thought for this board posted on this board, but what advice have you got for my reddit men who are LIVE?

pickle loaf (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 13 March 2022 08:55 (two years ago) link

Should I complain here when the guu fails to bend a whole tone?

pickle loaf (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 13 March 2022 08:56 (two years ago) link

Or should I tell him on reddit?

pickle loaf (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 13 March 2022 08:56 (two years ago) link

You can complain where you like!

Like if you want a fight, go and complain to them direct

But if you wanna roll eyes and not have a fight, do it here

Or anybody can just think thoughts of things they think are bad if they don't want anybody to know

It would be great to think everything's good, maybe, but we're human, maybe only Buddhas enjoy everything in the cosmos

Nordle (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 13 March 2022 09:01 (two years ago) link

Every time I scroll reddit, there is either a fat man playing guitar LIVE or a skinny mustachioed man twiddling knobs LIVE. I dread the morning because i know i will open reddit and always find one of these two men. Which will it be tomorrow? Fat fractional tone bend man? Or skinny knob turning fella with text "BRITTLEBABY" in the footer? Where are the fucking slack channels that will solve this problem for me!? I can handle any posted text on this messageboard.


I’m reminded of the fable of the nobody who gives a shit

wins, Sunday, 13 March 2022 09:10 (two years ago) link

Look, everybody shits. Most flush it away for proper treatment and handling. Some put it in the cheerios box and pray nobody in this particular house eats breakfast.

pickle loaf (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 13 March 2022 09:11 (two years ago) link


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