AKGovSarahPalin: Awesome AK night sensing summer already winding down w/fireweed near full bloom;finally sitting down to pen;listening to Big & Rich "Shuttin Detroit Down"
― Gigolo Grasiento (baaderonixx), Thursday, 23 July 2009 08:59 (fourteen years ago) link
that sounds kinda awesome minus the big and rich although that is such a lolsome detail that i dont mind
― dont blaze me dro (roxymuzak), Friday, 24 July 2009 19:35 (fourteen years ago) link
"finally setting down to pen" = semicoherently berating ghostwriter
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Friday, 24 July 2009 20:38 (fourteen years ago) link
@zizekspeaks There is nothing sublime about being on a ship caught in a storm which threatens to drown it - only the terror of facing a painful death.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Friday, 24 July 2009 20:47 (fourteen years ago) link
rough day i guess
― dont blaze me dro (roxymuzak), Friday, 24 July 2009 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link
@MargaretLAtwood The person using my name -- Margaret Atwood -- and my picture on Twitter is not me. Please stop imperonating me. Thanks.5:31 PM Jul 25th from web
@MargaretLAtwood You can tell MargaretLAtwood really is me, because I made a typo -- should be "impersonating," "Imperonating" is pretending to be Evita.5:37 PM Jul 25th from web
:D
― lex pretend, Thursday, 6 August 2009 01:54 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.dembot.net/images/twitter_server.png
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 6 August 2009 15:08 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.istwitterdown.com/
― seni seviyorum / senden nefret ediyorum (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 6 August 2009 15:10 (fourteen years ago) link
i have a friend for whom twitter has become life. i can only imagine his distress at seeing that big red yes and smile.
― #/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Thursday, 6 August 2009 15:15 (fourteen years ago) link
That would be ME right now.
::gnashes teeth::
― seni seviyorum / senden nefret ediyorum (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 6 August 2009 15:16 (fourteen years ago) link
i totally misjudged my audience
― #/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Thursday, 6 August 2009 15:28 (fourteen years ago) link
Denial of service attack, apparently, also affecting facebook (like I'd care about that nonsense, tho.)
― seni seviyorum / senden nefret ediyorum (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 6 August 2009 15:30 (fourteen years ago) link
i gave up on twitter. i just post <140 chars on ilx now it seems.
― #/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Thursday, 6 August 2009 15:33 (fourteen years ago) link
hoping to find social network where i'm not unpopular one day
― #/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Thursday, 6 August 2009 15:34 (fourteen years ago) link
Twitter's outage is headline news on channel 4. Christ.
― Slumpman, Thursday, 6 August 2009 18:30 (fourteen years ago) link
"I had to Google search Twitter to find out what was going on, when normally my Twitter feed gives me all the breaking news I need," said Alison Koski, a New York public-relations manager. She added she felt "completely lost" without Twitter.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_tec_twitter_outage
― omar little, Thursday, 6 August 2009 19:16 (fourteen years ago) link
Anyone else having trouble updating their settings?
― kshighway, Sunday, 9 August 2009 18:10 (fourteen years ago) link
So, apparently the Twitter CEO's wife is twittering her delivery.
http://twitter.com/sara/
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 13:50 (fourteen years ago) link
Dear Twitter, My water broke. It wasn't like Charlotte in Sex and the City. Now, timing contractions on an iPhone app.
about 10 hours ago from txt
quick poll: did everyone you know that has an iphone turn into a cunt when they got it?
― #/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 14:20 (fourteen years ago) link
g-kit: misjudging his audience since 2001!
― stop me if you think that you've heard this (onimo), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 14:26 (fourteen years ago) link
huh, i was just gonna paste that in
― #/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Thursday, 6 August 2009 15:28 (5 days ago) Bookmark
― #/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 14:27 (fourteen years ago) link
born in 1979 btw
― #/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 14:28 (fourteen years ago) link
Was a wild guess at your intro to ilx tbh
― stop me if you think that you've heard this (onimo), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 14:29 (fourteen years ago) link
i knows, and most probably correct. i just wanted you to be sure that i have a longer history of this.
― #/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 14:35 (fourteen years ago) link
I believe you dude :)
― stop me if you think that you've heard this (onimo), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 14:39 (fourteen years ago) link
@zizekspeaks
omg he's on twitter? my husband has gibson on his list. i need to add both!
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 19:14 (fourteen years ago) link
I have been impersonating a fairly well-known professional in a field I know little about for several months. It was a joke at first and then it became fairly hard work, and then went back to being fun again, and then it went pretty o_O and now it's nice again and I can manage my workload now that I don't bother replying to everything I get. Relax, I'm not impersonating an oncologist or a lawyer or anything.
― your vah chef (fields of salmon), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 19:24 (fourteen years ago) link
twitter is bullshit. useless crap. waste of time. nobody needs it. people who twitter are either brainless or they will become brainless by twittering. who cares.
― alex in mainhattan, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 19:25 (fourteen years ago) link
Hey replace Alex' post with internet and it works just as well! ;-)
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 19:29 (fourteen years ago) link
Relax, I'm not impersonating an oncologist or a lawyer or anything.
So what's it like being Perez?
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 19:34 (fourteen years ago) link
Not as good as it was when I was Steve Jobs.
― your vah chef (fields of salmon), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 20:01 (fourteen years ago) link
there's something sort of hilarious about the top-of-trending-topics "welovethenhs" hashtag being adopted by c1al1s spambots.
― la belle dame sans serif (c sharp major), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 14:56 (fourteen years ago) link
So, who are some of the most interesting people you follow on the Twitter?
I vote @hotdogsladies.
― kshighway, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 20:16 (fourteen years ago) link
@mindykaling
― musically, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 21:17 (fourteen years ago) link
^^
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 21:19 (fourteen years ago) link
http://danzarrella.com/speaking3.jpg
― kshighway, Monday, 31 August 2009 05:26 (fourteen years ago) link
sarah silverman for sure
― Hillary had Everest in his veins (sunny successor), Monday, 31 August 2009 05:27 (fourteen years ago) link
I don't think I made it a week before deleting my account. I don't feel like I'm missing out on anything *not* being on there, really.
― kshighway, Monday, 31 August 2009 05:28 (fourteen years ago) link
Or at least, not very much.
― kshighway, Monday, 31 August 2009 05:29 (fourteen years ago) link
So, I have been accused by one of my best friends of using Twitter as a way to pick up 20-year-old girls with low self confidence.
― Don't Be A Ned Raggett (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 12:29 (fourteen years ago) link
He/she may have a point. Britney Fucked Vids is all over me like white on rice.
― Dorian (Dorianlynskey), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 12:35 (fourteen years ago) link
Hate to break it to you, but Britney Fucked Vids is the town bicycle of Twitteronia.
― Don't Be A Ned Raggett (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 12:47 (fourteen years ago) link
Leave Britney Fucked Bids alone
― unban dictionary (blueski), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 12:53 (fourteen years ago) link
Don't judge her harshly just because her parents gave her the middle name Fucked.
― Dorian (Dorianlynskey), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 12:55 (fourteen years ago) link
i only go on because of the user 'shitmydadsays'
― vain_bowers, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 13:11 (fourteen years ago) link
Can someone please explain what the #wolfwednesday tag means? I am hopeless out of touch old person. thanks.
― girls just wanna have mixtapes (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 12:52 (fourteen years ago) link
i think it has to do with https://secure.defenders.org/site/Advocacy?cmd=display&page=UserAction&id=1537&JServSessionIdr002=xi8dv97zu3.app20a
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 13:26 (fourteen years ago) link
Then why does it involve tagging random people and claiming that they are wolves?
― girls just wanna have mixtapes (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 13:39 (fourteen years ago) link
Is "wolves" some slang like Cougar that I'm not yet aware of?