The Internet’s Response To Ukraine Has Been Peak Cringe
― jaymc, Tuesday, 1 March 2022 04:36 (two years ago) link
Like a rich child opening presents on Christmas day.
More Stingers to Ukraine! More javelins! More drones!— Michael McFaul (@McFaul) March 1, 2022
― papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 1 March 2022 17:41 (two years ago) link
Rare Pokemons!
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Tuesday, 1 March 2022 19:26 (two years ago) link
pokemon go to war
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 1 March 2022 19:32 (two years ago) link
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― rob, Tuesday, 1 March 2022 20:45 (two years ago) link
Thanks Buzzfeed, now I know what a “thirst trap” is. I’m gonna go throw up.
― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 1 March 2022 21:38 (two years ago) link
that's an interesting reaction to learning what a thirst trap is
― ✖, Tuesday, 1 March 2022 23:30 (two years ago) link
on the other hand i'm just discovering lil bubby child
https://twitter.com/lilbubbychild
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Wednesday, 2 March 2022 03:09 (two years ago) link
I haven't noticed Raymond Pettibon tweet in a couple of years before the Ukraine invasion and hoo boy should he have kept that streak going.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 2 March 2022 03:30 (two years ago) link
feel like we’re getting meltdown may early this year. meltdown march!
― mh, Wednesday, 2 March 2022 22:10 (two years ago) link
I believe this is called ‘tweeting through it’
Their arguments reminded me of MLKs frustration with the "moderates" while he sat in jail in Birmingham. That's who I had in mind when I wrote that tweet. Let me quote him. 8/— Michael McFaul (@McFaul) March 3, 2022
― papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 3 March 2022 03:41 (two years ago) link
omfg
― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 March 2022 03:42 (two years ago) link
OH FUCKING DIE MCFAUL
― sorry Mario, but our princess is in another butthole (Neanderthal), Thursday, 3 March 2022 03:51 (two years ago) link
is there an official name for mediocre white people invoking MLK in a way that doesn't remotely support what they were tweeting in an effort to earn a mic drop on Twitter
― sorry Mario, but our princess is in another butthole (Neanderthal), Thursday, 3 March 2022 03:55 (two years ago) link
or shall we call it McFauling
Pika pika!
― P1k4chu, Thursday, 3 March 2022 03:56 (two years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/D8whnr948I— (((SpartanADIII-666))) (@davidson_iii) March 3, 2022
― sorry Mario, but our princess is in another butthole (Neanderthal), Thursday, 3 March 2022 03:57 (two years ago) link
Can you just shut the fuck up, PLEASE. You follow me, so I know you'll see this. Shut up with your idiotic calls from your DC mansion for others to risk their lives.— Neil Hauer (@NeilPHauer) March 2, 2022
― sorry Mario, but our princess is in another butthole (Neanderthal), Thursday, 3 March 2022 04:14 (two years ago) link
twitter updating me on Ukraine daily as notifications despite my clicking the "show less of this" button every time
I don't mean on the TL but as a notification
― Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 3 March 2022 10:52 (two years ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/cvn9BFD/Screenshot-20220303-134559.jpg
― sorry Mario, but our princess is in another butthole (Neanderthal), Thursday, 3 March 2022 18:47 (two years ago) link
a bit unfair since McFaul is like the millionth person to do this
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Thursday, 3 March 2022 19:08 (two years ago) link
yr not wrong, but gotta be named after someone y'know
― sorry Mario, but our princess is in another butthole (Neanderthal), Thursday, 3 March 2022 19:10 (two years ago) link
Michael Brooks invented his Anti-SJW MLK character in reaction to that
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Thursday, 3 March 2022 19:11 (two years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FM8oqM4XIAEhprs?format=png&name=small
― mookieproof, Thursday, 3 March 2022 19:15 (two years ago) link
BUT
― sorry Mario, but our princess is in another butthole (Neanderthal), Thursday, 3 March 2022 19:23 (two years ago) link
but then we get to plan out our outfits for hot girl nuclear summer
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Thursday, 3 March 2022 19:41 (two years ago) link
dead girl nuclear winter
― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 March 2022 19:44 (two years ago) link
loll
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Thursday, 3 March 2022 19:47 (two years ago) link
that guy noah pinion is one of the worst out there, also hes got me blocked so i have to open an incognito tab to just see his terrible tweets
― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 March 2022 19:49 (two years ago) link
The food is awful! And such small portions!
― o. nate, Thursday, 3 March 2022 20:39 (two years ago) link
"nuclear war is not as bad as how it's been depicted in the media" has become a widespread mantra amongst those that prefer intervention/direct military engagement with Russia the past few weeks.
"the whole human race won't be eradicated, only about 70%!"
― sorry Mario, but our princess is in another butthole (Neanderthal), Thursday, 3 March 2022 21:44 (two years ago) link
this is why i advocate for the end of twitter
― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Friday, 4 March 2022 12:25 (two years ago) link
twitter will never end it is the cockroach of websites
― lag∞n, Friday, 4 March 2022 14:18 (two years ago) link
What does it feel like in Europe rn? Pediatricians in Vienna are giving out free iodine tablets. My best friend in Germany tells me her phone is blowing up w/moms trying to figure out right dosage for their kids if worst happens. Docs also telling parents to "seal your windows."— Rachel Martin (@rachelnpr) March 4, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 4 March 2022 20:14 (two years ago) link
banned in Russia, according to the Guardian
― rob, Friday, 4 March 2022 20:20 (two years ago) link
This is Putin’s “at least he made the trains run on time” moment.
― Alba, Friday, 4 March 2022 21:05 (two years ago) link
Kick Russia out of NATO https://t.co/fSSxL87Kmw— Patricia Arquette (@PattyArquette) March 4, 2022
― papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 4 March 2022 22:03 (two years ago) link
perfect tweet
― mh, Friday, 4 March 2022 22:09 (two years ago) link
<3
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 4 March 2022 22:40 (two years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FNNwIMXXwAMgtbf.jpg
― mookieproof, Monday, 7 March 2022 04:25 (two years ago) link
STEPHEN A: Skip I want to ADDRESS this issue. [BAYLESS nods]You KNOW I am sensitive to the HolocaustBAYLESS: AbsolutelySTEPHEN A: BUT!— Gas, Grass, or Story Mode (2021) no one rides f (@Hegelbon) July 25, 2014
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 7 March 2022 09:04 (two years ago) link
some idiot from the Manchester Evening Post interviewed a Ukrainian WW2 veteran ("the most remarkable man I’ve ever met") who "fought against Stalin". Nothing to add!
― calzino, Monday, 7 March 2022 10:19 (two years ago) link
Deactivated my account today. Totally fed up with it, I was neither better informed nor entertained by it.
― Grandpont Genie, Wednesday, 16 March 2022 14:47 (two years ago) link
Yet still on ILX etc etc
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Wednesday, 16 March 2022 23:26 (two years ago) link
ILX is fantastic compared with that cesspool.
― Grandpont Genie, Wednesday, 16 March 2022 23:36 (two years ago) link
i'm unsettled by the redesign of the twitter mobile app
i'm even questioning if it's been redesigned at all - has it always been like that, and i'm starting to go mad?
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 23 March 2022 10:32 (two years ago) link
What are you talking about? Twitter has been dead for 30 years!
― kinder, Wednesday, 23 March 2022 10:38 (two years ago) link
Lloyd Blankfein wins this week's "you have to give Hitler credit..." prize.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 24 March 2022 21:18 (two years ago) link
He hasn't deleted it yet, impressive
Worth noting even Hitler didn’t permit his military to use chemical weapons, though he had them. https://t.co/jG25woB8kl— Lloyd Blankfein (@lloydblankfein) March 24, 2022
― papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 24 March 2022 21:19 (two years ago) link
yeah hitler totally didnt use chemicals against people gotta give him that
― lag∞n, Friday, 25 March 2022 01:53 (two years ago) link