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omg

Kid tested. Mother Russia approved.

oops, all nukes!

muesli assured destruction

― wins, Friday, March 4, 2022 12:12 PM (two hours ago)

the breakfast of champions!

I hope the Russians love their Cheerios too

Snap, crackle and pop indeed.

― Resident Papist (Tom D.), Friday, March 4, 2022 3:07 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

non-proliferation treats

It's really no worse than praising them for the opposite.

Meh, seems like projection.

The thread will survive without people posting tweets from every dickhead they see on Twitter, I promise you.

See if I came from a country that was profiting from misery and devastation to Yemeni people, I would probably not take such a smug and tasteless attitude to the idea of peace…and yet…

See if I came from a country that was profiting from misery and devastation to Yemeni people, I would probably not take such a smug and tasteless attitude to the idea of peace…and yet…

Alas the double posts are my own fault, ty weird GET error

all of these thoughts are expressed with more nuance and extrapolation in ShariVari's post. why can't we just leave it there, and save the chest-beating for our posts about Skinny Puppy?

Tell that to everyone who can’t stop posting in that thread

i am trying to here!

is there a specific SV post you're talking about? I would like to read it

Lol fair enough.

The risk isn’t really a future land grab, imo, it’s that any settlement along those lines would necessarily require Russia to exercise a measure of control over all future Ukrainian governments, either through some kind of electoral mechanism similar to Lebanon or Bosnia where power will, constitutionally, always be split between factions (with Russia controlling one of the factions) or through an overt threat of war any time a Ukrainian government did anything considered to be against the spirit of the negotiated peace. Neither of those things would lead to any form of domestic stability.

Zelenskiy needs a plausible peace he can sell domestically or Ukraine would have to move to something close to the Belarus model of no real democracy and enormous internal repression.

― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, March 8, 2022 10:30 AM (fifty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

xp I thought this post contained all of the content of the various sarcastic "I'm sure Russia won't just invade us again!" posts and so much more. but gyac is correct that it's a theme throughout the thread.

ah thank you, I thought you meant a SV post about the azov batallion (a peril of this thread), but yeah gyac otm

Not an assumption I’d feel safe making given that a) I’ve read your politics threads and b) the sheer amount of horror over thermobaric bombs. Which are not new and iirc were sold by the US to the Saudis to Yemen. Yet the direction of the mouthiest contributors to that thread is that it’s all basically a Marvel film and why not get your zings in against people who are in horror, idk!

Trollin on the river

Even this, though - what does he sound sarcastic about? The pure aural sensation of strumming G, D, and C in a moderate 4?

thread is certainly an eye opener if you are studying the psychology of grandstanding self-important bullshit merchants on message boards

I thought this guy was going to shut up.

thread is certainly an eye opener if you are studying the psychology of grandstanding self-important bullshit merchants on message boards

― calzino, Friday, March 11, 2022 10:06 PM (twenty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

qft

THIS TRAGEDY IS SO HARD TO PROCESS FROM MY WELL TO DO SUBURB *SNIFF*

what’s this guy’s screenname

BREAKING: Putin says the worldwide sanctions against him will drive up global food costs.

Who agrees that's a sacrifice you'd be willing to make! ✋

— Jon Cooper (@joncoopertweets) March 10, 2022

Just very interesting how a thread about a war in a European country ended up dominated by Americans, as per.

it's like, rolling 24 hour news already exists and is free my dudes

There are plenty of other things that thread could be better used for such as:

a) Posting Reddit meme-standard content about Ukrainians doing sassy acts of defiance that subsequently turn out to be from six years ago or depicting a known Nazi oh uh hold up
b) posting threads from American Twitter users nobody has ever heard of dropping science about how Putin will have to imminently withdraw in the next week oh uh hold up
c) wildly veering from b) to imminent nuclear annihilation doomposting oh uh hold up
d) ShariVari posts - ok this one can stay

e) “And here’s how this relates to the 2024 election”

I posted on the thread itself that I keep seeing these breathless OMG posts on stuff I'd seen on the BBC news two days ago. Which makes me wonder what they're actually showing on the news in the US.

You see those posts because most people on the thread have no idea of commentary beyond speculation and yet still feel the need to keep on posting.

maybe they should go back to rolling hipster studies

wait isn't that an ad hom argument?

How dare u

Fwiw I try to FP you every chance I get

it's a place with strict community guidelines to which you must adhere. it's called slack. I can't post in the thread anymore, but I'm sorry, blooz doodz.

who'll start selling ILX NFTs with access to the exclusive Discord?

Borad Apes are about to go through the roof.

FP Tokens, spend them to make your FPs count 5X

lol forks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUmqDeAkMdw

You guys are in luck because I’m turning the best Slack posts into a book

you won't make a cent on publishing, but the $15k per gig speaking fees will follow.

was he the one who pranked you about hipster puppies?

on the other hand, we lost Walter Matthau 22 years ago

poking fun at people worried about "offsite coordinated bullying" will make one seem like Xzibit for message board bullying fans

and taking the worst depiction of what's done and posing it as ridiculous is a good catalyst for rationalization. I definitely overreacted on partial information, and I'm sorry for doing so, but we shouldn't whitewash everything now with some Roman Roy clowning.

I’ve used this thread from time to time but have come to the recent opinion that things should either be said in the intended thread or not at all. Not directing this to you, Sufjan.

almost wish you had done move over GAPDY, now there's (PBKR) with the letters standing for something like

Phoebe Bridgers Big Thief Khruangbin l'Rain

if Portishead, Kendrick and Radiohead drop this year then that would in fact be ILM's top 4

That would have been great. I’m not that creative though.