The absolute CHAOS of this onesie my mom sent us for the baby… pic.twitter.com/wH7l9sASBI— Evan D. Watkins (@VanWatz) March 11, 2022
― rob, Saturday, 12 March 2022 15:04 (two years ago) link
Baby mom needs to get checked out at a hospital asap
― kinder, Saturday, 12 March 2022 18:41 (two years ago) link
I want to see your heart like AN ANIMAL.
― pplains, Saturday, 12 March 2022 19:30 (two years ago) link
i had to read that shit like 5 times to even mildly comprehend it looks like it was designed on horseback
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 12 March 2022 19:41 (two years ago) link
looks like it was designed on horseback
lol, I don't even know what this means, but it's a perfect description.
― pplains, Saturday, 12 March 2022 20:11 (two years ago) link
https://www.ocregister.com/2023/09/05/pilot-dies-after-plane-crashes-during-gender-reveal-party-in-mexico/
― omar little, Tuesday, 5 September 2023 16:30 (seven months ago) link
And in Iowa in October 2019, a gender reveal party went south when the family unintentionally built a pipe bomb. When the device went off the entire pipe exploded, sending shrapnel flying that hit and killed a grandmother standing nearby.
lmao/r.i.p.
i predict that the kids born from these tragedies will have powerful dark magic about them
― sleepy bee (cat), Tuesday, 5 September 2023 19:10 (seven months ago) link
in the video of the plane crash, the camera follows the plane briefly after its wing detaches and then starts plunging to the ground, then pans back to the happy couple embracing under a cloudy streak of pink. i'll (hopefully) assume they didn't see it was crashing.
― omar little, Tuesday, 5 September 2023 19:27 (seven months ago) link
First time I saw the video, I thought the pilot was doing a fancy trick.
― pplains, Tuesday, 5 September 2023 19:27 (seven months ago) link
... by making his wing fold back on to the — Look, I didn't say I was paying that much attention to it.
― pplains, Tuesday, 5 September 2023 19:28 (seven months ago) link
"if the left wing falls off, it's a girl..."
― omar little, Tuesday, 5 September 2023 19:50 (seven months ago) link
I feel like I know it's a "her", but sometimes my wings bend back
― cracked fixed view mire (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 5 September 2023 21:08 (seven months ago) link
https://www.yahoo.com/news/couple-whose-gender-reveal-party-231646082.html
― omar little, Monday, 12 February 2024 17:12 (two months ago) link