Chipper Jones raw dogged every Hooters waitress between Chattanooga and Tampa but scared of the jab? Make it make sense. Still love the guy but the math ain’t math-ing there!— Everyone Hates Chris (@ckssense) March 12, 2022
― the world's undisputed #1 fan of 'Spud Infinity' (Karl Malone), Saturday, 12 March 2022 18:34 (two years ago) link
loool
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 12 March 2022 22:59 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/aFvAW3A.jpg
― mookieproof, Thursday, 7 July 2022 18:32 (one year ago) link
not fair someone should be that good at baseball and that good at twitter
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 7 July 2022 18:41 (one year ago) link
Pour one out for the Rays’ ballboy pic.twitter.com/69fN1dU1mi— Ben Palmer (@benjpalmer) July 16, 2022
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Sunday, 17 July 2022 17:28 (one year ago) link
Not baseball per se BUT
pic.twitter.com/KXyqUQEuI9— meaning machine (@EricThurm) November 2, 2022
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 2 November 2022 20:27 (one year ago) link
as soon as i read the first tweet i knew what the second would be
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 2 November 2022 22:17 (one year ago) link
I'm sure Aaron Judge is reaching for his phone as I type.
Aaron judge I am getting ready for you let's see if you can hit a baseball as far as I can hit a softball I doubt that very much let me know when you're ready we'll do the competition for charity pic.twitter.com/riWXN8Z878— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 5, 2023
― clemenza, Sunday, 8 January 2023 00:20 (one year ago) link
(Is punctuation considered bad form on Twitter, or is it that you're wasting precious character count? That tweet reminds me of 10,000 student journal entries I marked.)
― clemenza, Sunday, 8 January 2023 00:24 (one year ago) link
real ballers don’t need punctuation
― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 8 January 2023 00:29 (one year ago) link
the lack of punctuation is just part of what makes him a Tru Poster
― mookieproof, Sunday, 8 January 2023 01:24 (one year ago) link
It's possible he was influenced by Ulysses.
― clemenza, Sunday, 8 January 2023 01:38 (one year ago) link
if you're not for canseco, you are against canseco. and he thrives on competition, so watch out
I TROLLED JOSE CANSECO
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 8 January 2023 01:44 (one year ago) link
His strikeout vs me this year shouldn’t count— Andrew McCutchen (@TheCUTCH22) September 21, 2023
― mookieproof, Thursday, 21 September 2023 03:56 (seven months ago) link