Biggest airquotes of all time
― we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Thursday, 17 March 2022 13:11 (two years ago) link
I guarantee that you will not guess where Law & Order went with this. pic.twitter.com/uuPsSTchpl— biftechnoir 🇺🇸🇫🇮 (@kenmegalopsuxos) May 15, 2022
― 龜, Sunday, 15 May 2022 13:34 (one year ago) link
:D
― OG Bob Sacamano (will), Monday, 16 May 2022 00:45 (one year ago) link
"Ripped from the headlines!"
― nickn, Monday, 16 May 2022 01:09 (one year ago) link
SCOOP: FBI personnel have been reporting symptoms of the mysterious syndrome that first afflicted overseas diplomats and spies... inside the US. Members of the FBI say they've been injured in DC and Florida, especially in the bureau's Miami field office, @MarkSZaidEsq says. pic.twitter.com/gDkUzo50hU— Sasha Ingber (@SashaIngber) August 26, 2022
― papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 26 August 2022 21:34 (one year ago) link
That's just too much Miami bass.
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 26 August 2022 21:36 (one year ago) link
victims of some kind of miami sound machine
― Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Friday, 26 August 2022 21:54 (one year ago) link
I gotta get one of these things.
― Abel Ferrara hard-sci-fi elevator pitch (PBKR), Friday, 26 August 2022 21:57 (one year ago) link
Keep their heads ringing
― You can't spell Fearless without Earle (President Keyes), Saturday, 27 August 2022 01:11 (one year ago) link
https://www.artnews.com/art-news/news/sung-tieu-art-basel-miami-beach-havana-syndrome-1234648478/
― papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 1 December 2022 22:07 (one year ago) link
Evidence that Havana Syndrome exists
For many of the years I was at CIA, I included this MLK quote as part of my email header:“Cowardice asks the question, is it safe? Expediency asks the question, is it politic? Vanity asks the question, is it popular? But conscience ask the question, is it right? (1/2)— Gail Helt (@ghelt) January 16, 2023
― papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 17 January 2023 00:13 (one year ago) link
maybe they were the resistance inside the company
― Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 17 January 2023 02:00 (one year ago) link
honestly no worse than the "he was a Republican, you know" crowd
― Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 17 January 2023 02:01 (one year ago) link
shocking news
Scoop: A long-awaited report by the US intel community concludes ‘Havana Syndrome’ was not caused by an energy weapon or foreign adversary, shattering a widespread theory that a secret device debilitated scores of spies & diplomats. By @shaneharris & me https://t.co/EkxPx8c1u1— John Hudson (@John_Hudson) March 1, 2023
― symsymsym, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 16:55 (one year ago) link
Turns out it was caused by trans people waving pieces of paper with the word fentanyl written on them out the window in the direction of US embassies.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 1 March 2023 17:00 (one year ago) link
it is caused by a car driving by going burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Wednesday, 1 March 2023 17:07 (one year ago) link
I can't believe you used that word unperson, I clicked open this thread and immediately saw four cops fall down on the sidewalk across the street.
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 1 March 2023 17:13 (one year ago) link
Tell-Tale Heart Syndrome doesn’t have the same ring to it.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 2 March 2023 03:36 (one year ago) link
Havana Syndrome opens your third eye and allows you to project into the astral realm lol https://t.co/b2ZN7hnhkf pic.twitter.com/uYG1XjdQKT— Robert Skvarla (@RobertSkvarla) April 10, 2023
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 10 April 2023 23:58 (one year ago) link
god some fucking prog band is totally going to write a concept album about this
― Will.I.Am's fetid urine (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 11 April 2023 05:23 (one year ago) link
I don't even know if I'm annoyed or excited about that
I kind of liked that movie when it was released as The Men Who Stare at Goats
― mh, Tuesday, 11 April 2023 13:36 (one year ago) link
in lounge in dad's nursing home and History Channel is basically doing a special on Havana Syndrome which uncritically accepts it as a real thing.
Have opted not to turn it off because it's bringing lols
― Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 September 2023 19:25 (seven months ago) link
havana syndrome is real but it is actually caused by watching the history channel
― c u (crüt), Tuesday, 19 September 2023 19:27 (seven months ago) link
yeah it was weird, as soon as the History channel came on, my bowels evacuated.
I tried to apologize but they just assured me they'd have the spaghetti luncheon on Thursday instead
― Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 September 2023 19:40 (seven months ago) link
60 Minutes is doing a report on Havana Syndrome right now. Turns out Russia did it.
― President Keyes, Sunday, 31 March 2024 23:46 (one month ago) link
Details on the 60 Minutes story.
― paisley got boring (Eazy), Monday, 1 April 2024 01:16 (one month ago) link
I’m skeptical! 😂
― Allen (etaeoe), Monday, 1 April 2024 02:25 (one month ago) link
https://assets1.cbsnewsstatic.com/hub/i/r/2024/03/31/11c1df63-cf41-402d-a138-7d61004dac26/thumbnail/1240x698/18fce29c6f81c421f6d18f00eb7a49c5/targeting-americans-video.jpg?v=3d62f4cc0092e6eb151a9685301ed284
Does she have to wear that wig because the Russian mystery ray made her head swell up, or something?
― Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Monday, 1 April 2024 02:33 (one month ago) link
She has Patricia Arquette Syndrome
― President Keyes, Monday, 1 April 2024 02:34 (one month ago) link
At the same time, she said, the battery in her phone began to swell until it broke the case.
So the cricket ray is blowing up batteries now?
― jmm, Monday, 1 April 2024 02:50 (one month ago) link
A battery swelled! I’m convinced!
― Allen (etaeoe), Monday, 1 April 2024 02:59 (one month ago) link
so if none of this is true does Russia even want to make a denial about this err no
― frogbs, Monday, 1 April 2024 03:03 (one month ago) link
I'm not going to read a bunch of suggestive theories. Are they explaining it through voodoo or have they discovered a cause that has some respectable physics behind it?
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 1 April 2024 03:06 (one month ago) link
One guy supposedly found a Russian ledger line where they paid a guy a consulting fee for something so clearly the headache ray is real and Putin done did it.
My poke place has 60 Minutes on every Sunday I’ve been in, not sure what stories they run anymore beyond China or Russia fearmongering.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 1 April 2024 03:31 (one month ago) link
Has their reporting been off?
― paisley got boring (Eazy), Monday, 1 April 2024 04:09 (one month ago) link
Well, their big story tonight being complete conspiracy-addled nonsense points to “not great” on the reporting side. Depends on how often you check under the bed for Red Chinese operatives undermining America I guess.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 1 April 2024 06:11 (one month ago) link
I've seen enough "blow things up in a microwave" youtube to know that Li-ion batteries burst into flames when bombarded with microwaves. Swollen battery syndrome is apparently rare, but can be related to not fully discharging the battery enough and overcharging it. I still think this is a load of bollox.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 1 April 2024 09:11 (one month ago) link
cockney putin: "just havana bubble mate"
― mark s, Monday, 1 April 2024 10:23 (one month ago) link
hergé was a mole:
https://i.imgur.com/zK9aBu5.png
― mark s, Monday, 1 April 2024 10:38 (one month ago) link
Meanwhile, a new study apparently contradicts the brain injury findings from 2018.
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/people-with-havana-syndrome-show-no-brain-damage-or-medical-illness/
― jmm, Monday, 1 April 2024 13:20 (one month ago) link
Battery swelling is increasingly rare, but it was relatively common when this occurred.
― Allen (etaeoe), Monday, 1 April 2024 14:03 (one month ago) link
I’d also bet that most swelling comes from manufacturing defects rather than discharging.
― Allen (etaeoe), Monday, 1 April 2024 14:06 (one month ago) link
yeesh that 60 minutes article… is George Noory on the case?
― brimstead, Monday, 1 April 2024 15:34 (one month ago) link
"There is, in my view, without a doubt, evidence of a cover up. Now, some of that cover up is not necessarily that, 'oh, we found a weapon,'" Zaid said. "What I've seen more so is, 'we see lines of inquiry that would take us potentially to answers we don't want to have to deal with, so we're not going to explore any of those avenues.'"
This is the most incredible motte-and-bailey.
"There's a cover-up." "By that I mean that someone somewhere isn't taking something seriously."
― jmm, Monday, 1 April 2024 16:35 (one month ago) link