he’s so silly. I guess you’d call it “cringe” now but there needs to be something stronger than cringe. everything’s cringe
― OG Bob Sacamano (will), Sunday, 3 April 2022 22:46 (two years ago) link
Terrible disappointment for the Berghain pee guy I'm sure.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 3 April 2022 23:11 (two years ago) link
I do not know what that means but if his plan was to pee on Elon then I suppose so. honestly I’m disappointed too
― OG Bob Sacamano (will), Sunday, 3 April 2022 23:27 (two years ago) link
Well well.
https://www.ft.com/content/29b9c884-02d7-4d1c-a4ab-c862242fa76e
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 4 April 2022 11:47 (two years ago) link
Now he'll be able to say anything he wants!
― nashwan, Monday, 4 April 2022 12:00 (two years ago) link
hi
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 4 April 2022 16:09 (two years ago) link
ask him for a free tesla model x plaid 0-60 2.3 seconds
― lag∞n, Monday, 4 April 2022 16:14 (two years ago) link
gonna ask him to stop doing a culture of racism in the workplace
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 4 April 2022 18:54 (two years ago) link
i mean thats fine too
― lag∞n, Monday, 4 April 2022 19:56 (two years ago) link
The worst people seem to become politicians and billionaires
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 4 April 2022 20:11 (two years ago) link
he just bought a big chunk of Twitter
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 4 April 2022 20:22 (two years ago) link
Not cynical/sinister at all
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 4 April 2022 20:22 (two years ago) link
he also has a convertible floating through space
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 4 April 2022 20:28 (two years ago) link
the tesla floating in space, courtesy of space-x, is a good example of corporate synergy, where the energies brought into alignment are the dumb ideas elon has when stoned
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 4 April 2022 20:43 (two years ago) link
stoned on cocaine maybe
― 《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Monday, 4 April 2022 22:14 (two years ago) link
I couldn't write this script if I tried. pic.twitter.com/vRQN9wpzqg— Jillian C. York (@jilliancyork) April 5, 2022
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Wednesday, 6 April 2022 01:29 (two years ago) link
abysmal real names
― the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Wednesday, 6 April 2022 01:52 (two years ago) link
xp don’t do this at me
― mh, Wednesday, 6 April 2022 04:51 (two years ago) link
It seems the Starlinks he sent to Ukraine are really making a difference:
https://www.pcmag.com/news/ukraine-now-using-over-10000-starlink-units-to-keep-country-online
― o. nate, Thursday, 7 April 2022 19:29 (two years ago) link
This woman was brought to tears over the mere sight of Elon Musk. Psychotic. pic.twitter.com/WqMMbVHEGx— Matt Saincome (@MattSaincome) April 8, 2022
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 8 April 2022 18:10 (two years ago) link
he's the fifth Beatle
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 8 April 2022 18:46 (two years ago) link
more like the filth butthole
― Toxoplasmosis Jones (cat), Friday, 8 April 2022 21:24 (two years ago) link
Whoops!
Elon has decided not to join our board. I sent a brief note to the company, sharing with you all here. pic.twitter.com/lfrXACavvk— Parag Agrawal (@paraga) April 11, 2022
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 11 April 2022 03:27 (two years ago) link
Is this the reason pic.twitter.com/xwlDhTv1Rf— Ryan Mac 🙃 (@RMac18) April 11, 2022
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 11 April 2022 04:25 (two years ago) link
https://s3-prod.autonews.com/s3fs-public/MUSK_TEXAS-MAIN_i.jpg
"ARE YOU READY FOR FLORIDA-GEORGIA LINE?!?!"
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 11 April 2022 04:51 (two years ago) link
he looks stoned
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 11 April 2022 04:52 (two years ago) link
He looks like he's wearing a human suit.
― peace, man, Monday, 11 April 2022 10:26 (two years ago) link
we tried to have him join the board where he would have legal obligations to act in the best interests of the company and all its shareholders but strangely he chose the option to remain a chaos agent— Mister Zingers (@allahliker) April 11, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 11 April 2022 12:31 (two years ago) link
He is now offering to buy the company outright.
― peace, man, Thursday, 14 April 2022 11:23 (two years ago) link
Who controls the memes,controls the Universe— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) June 26, 2020
― lag∞n, Thursday, 14 April 2022 11:48 (two years ago) link
king shit
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 14 April 2022 15:40 (two years ago) link
i meant that in a bad way, haha
whatta world
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 14 April 2022 15:41 (two years ago) link
dude really has become the real-life Mr Burns
― frogbs, Thursday, 14 April 2022 15:46 (two years ago) link
if he offers to buy ILX for more than $10 billion, though, i suggest we take it
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 14 April 2022 15:49 (two years ago) link
"Trending in the UK: Mastodon"
― koogs, Thursday, 14 April 2022 16:14 (two years ago) link
It’s weird when someone uses a platform to break federal securities law and then later buys the platform.— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) April 14, 2022
― the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Thursday, 14 April 2022 16:18 (two years ago) link
god, i bet he's going to somehow introduce crypto into twitter, too
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 14 April 2022 16:22 (two years ago) link
man, Batman (1989) fucking NAILED our current era
it's uncanny how much back to the future 2 and batman both featured the cartoon supervillains, one a total idiot and bitter, the other a maniacal troll who is bitter
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 14 April 2022 16:24 (two years ago) link
tomorrow's news today
https://i.imgur.com/fPkRVJ9.gif
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 14 April 2022 16:26 (two years ago) link
He bid $54.20 per share
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 14 April 2022 19:06 (two years ago) link
Trump will get back his twitter account.This will be Elon's legacy.— John_Hempton (@John_Hempton) April 14, 2022
― o. nate, Thursday, 14 April 2022 19:28 (two years ago) link
forums lawsuithttps://t.co/NxuVxcFoRShttps://t.co/w09DnLypDB pic.twitter.com/fV7lVH84ud— Goons_TXT (@Goons_TXT) April 14, 2022
― 龜, Thursday, 14 April 2022 19:42 (two years ago) link
phew close one
Journalists breath a sign of relief as Musk is blocked from buying Twitter by *adjusts glasses* Mohammed bin Salman. pic.twitter.com/Ic5b8xi1Mv— Pessimists Archive (@PessimistsArc) April 14, 2022
― nashwan, Thursday, 14 April 2022 22:09 (two years ago) link
Underground tunnels are immune to surface weather conditions (subways are a good example), so it wouldn’t matter to Hyperloop if a hurricane was raging on the surface. You wouldn’t even notice.— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 24, 2022
― mookieproof, Monday, 25 April 2022 02:08 (two years ago) link
does this guy actually believe his stupid tunnels are a good idea or is all just part of his pr scam
― lag∞n, Monday, 25 April 2022 02:28 (two years ago) link
there is no difference in his own mind, that's the cool thing about post-Trump America
― frogbs, Monday, 25 April 2022 02:29 (two years ago) link
https://t.co/iWDzIqnMDz pic.twitter.com/5x7NMAunxN— Rob (@robrousseau) April 25, 2022
― frogbs, Monday, 25 April 2022 03:00 (two years ago) link
NY Times is saying the Musk and the Twitter board may announce a deal as soon as today.
― o. nate, Monday, 25 April 2022 14:13 (two years ago) link
wonder what hes up to with all this, for a guy who relies so heavily on a a fawning media becoming admin of the media message board seems like a pretty dicey proposition, lot of potential negative exposure there with im not sure what the upside is
― lag∞n, Monday, 25 April 2022 14:18 (two years ago) link