2022 MLB General Season Chatter: Ghost Runners On The Half-Billion Dollar Infield

their projected win total went down 0.3 games, not 3.0 games

even so

wait a second, are we talkin more than one projection here

― Karl Malone, Monday, April 11, 2022 6:33 PM (eleven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

is ratemyprofessor.com still a thing? i'm going to leave a terrible review and then not give him the "hot" pepper

Anyway, I knew the Brewers couldn't hit, but I didn't know they can't-hit-the-Orioles-staff couldn't hit

they're getting all the bad luck with RISP out of the way in the first week

Alec Bohm on @NBCSPhilly Phillies postgame on saying

“I f***** hate this place” during game

“I said it. Emotions got the best of me. Do I mean it? No. It’s a frustrating night for me. These fans, they just want to win. They’re great. I’m sorry. I didn’t mean that” pic.twitter.com/YxjO2gqTIJ

— John Clark (@JClarkNBCS) April 12, 2022

Huge chorus of boos as Machado comes to the plate in San Francisco. Is he hated particularly by Giants fans or has he just become the heel of the league or what?

I didn't realize Robinson Cano was back playing.

"Well, where are you going to go?" Cincinnati Reds president Phil Castellini told Scott Sloan and Mo Egger on 700-WLW when asked why fans should remain loyal. "Sell the team to who? That's the other thing: You want to have this debate? .... What would you do with this team to have it more profitable, make more money, compete more in the current economic system that this game exist? It would be to pick it up and move it somewhere else.

"Be careful what you ask for."

unexpectedly, i will be attending the cardinals/royals game tonight! ah yes, the stories "I-70" rivalry! those hated royals! /sarcasm voice
Pujols is starting tonight, and i am very excited about seeing him. also, he's totally due for a hit

hope he crushes one for ya

It really is kind of nuts that there are two major league baseball teams in the state of Missouri

Looks like he crushed one for ya!

i was within 500 feet and heard it! from outside the stadium. :(

i can't complain, i didn't expect to go the game and got free tickets at the last moment. but we were in a large group and were standing outside in line during the first inning, so i heard the PA announce his appearance, heard the crowd roar and the fireworks and all that (and same for Arenado just before him), but didn't see it! still, i was there, sorta

he had a great game overall, too, 3 hits!

Maybe he’ll get one of those “last season” summer-long adrenaline boost and ends on a high note.

maybe. i hope so. i want to believe. but it did strike me, earlier today, that pujols pretty much can't be released or cut or whatever from the team. no matter how bad it gets, we're all going down in flames together. :-o

#STLCardenales: El retorno de "La Máquina". 🤖 pic.twitter.com/wEhxnEdqey

— Cardenales (@cardenales) April 13, 2022

Guys

Chloe Grimes, an 8-year-old @raysbaseball fan who is currently battling cancer, was on the call when her favorite player, Brett Phillips, hit a homer. ❤️ pic.twitter.com/5HGc8lfqSs

— Cut4 (@Cut4) April 13, 2022

"𝘾𝙝𝙡𝙤𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙣 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙥𝙞𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣!"

Brett Phillips finds out about the magical moment that happened when Chloe was being interviewed while he hit a home run! @RaysBaseball #RaysUp pic.twitter.com/qyVy2ccumb

— Bally Sports Sun: Rays (@BallyRays) April 13, 2022

<3

man i love that guy

it's opening day in milwaukee!

is it worth tuning in early? do the old hall of famers come out and wave?

i'll say this - there were some boos for willie mcgee in milwaukee (i guess in reference to 1982) and that is just the wooooooorst. you do not do that to willie, there has never once been an excuse.

otm

i understand the fans in milwaukee had been tailgating in extreme wind for over 7 hours at that point. but you can do that to anyone except willie mcgee, he does not deserve that

Willie McGee would have left Kershaw in. Willie McGee gets it.

willie mcgee will have no comment on the kershaw situation

cup safety reminder

😳 (Escobar is okay) pic.twitter.com/10ofpoRfsf

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 14, 2022

god knows i love willie mcgee -- i actually have a baseball purportedly signed by him. (my only signed baseball.) but tbh it's pretty cool that any brewers fans remember shit from 40 years ago

see also (and i hate both teams) new york rangers fans still shouting 'potvin sucks'

Potvin, stance aside, does suck though

True (can't remember why, though).

Byron Buxton is hurt.

I was at the home opener in Milwaukee. Fucking hilarious watching everyone trying to tailgate in the 30 MPH winds. Shit was flying everywhere. Our table flipped twice. Game itself was fun too. I got to meet Tim Dillard. Also got to watch Pujols attempt one of the worst stolen bases of all time

The cardinals announcers were quick to point out that he had stolen his last 14 bases in a row without getting caught, he was the ultimate smart runner, etc.

I glanced at his stats and those last 14 SBs in a row date back to 2015! This is the smartest, most choosiest, slowest human being of all time

I (unsurprisingly) love Potvin.

New Tom Seaver statue at Citi Field looks good. First statue for a NYC sports team apparently.

So the angels opted to walk Corry Seager with the bases loaded instead of pitch to him?!

man i understand why the ghost runner is happening and i know it's never going to not happen again, but as soon as it happens i just check out. might as well end it on a coin toss.

Love that the Orioles crowd was so loud that Chapman couldn't hear the Pitchcom. Ended up walking in the winning run anyway.

Most pitchers seem to be having a hard time as soon as the noise rises above golf level

Looking fresh in his 2001 Mariners uniform, Ichiro fires one down the pipe! 🐐 pic.twitter.com/Qe9ZPifIH7

— Seattle Mariners (@Mariners) April 16, 2022

2022 non-MLB update:

Roki Sasaki delivered arguably the greatest pitching performance in Japanese baseball history last night. The 20-year-old Lotte Marines phenom not only threw a perfect game — NPB’s first since 1994 — he tied an NPB record with 19 strikeouts. Sasaki also set a record. After retiring the first two hitters he faced on ground balls, the right-hander fanned 13 consecutive Orix Buffaloes batters. Pitch counts weren’t a problem. Sasaki reportedly completed his perfecto having thrown just 105 pitches.
― Karl Malone, Sunday, April 10, 2022 11:15 AM (one week ago)

last night was Sasaki's next appearance, and he threw another 8 perfect innings! was taken out in the 9th.

Roki Sasaki is being pulled after 8 perfect innings. Naoya Masuda is coming in, he posted a 2.24 ERA in 64 innings last season. Sasaki has retired 52 straight batters and counting, we'll see how far that streak continues next week. Here's Sasaki's last strikeout from the day. pic.twitter.com/hFmXnRa8h4

— Kyle Kishimoto (@kylemoto10) April 17, 2022

163 kmh = 101.3 mph :-o

sorry, kph. i was born in iowa

Nah you had it, km/h is how I usually see/write it

this is a really fun substory of the 2021 season: every time a team visits the blue jays, they have to identify who sucks ass

Multiple unvaccinated Red Sox to skip Toronto trip https://t.co/i6JLxRb6jg

— Buster Olney (@Buster_ESPN) April 18, 2022

The A’s had three idiots. Including one of the relievers they got for Chapman lol. I think Puk was the biggest name that had to stay home because they’re so very very smart.

I cannot lie, I LOVE those yellow Red Sox unis

A’s just had to place 6 players on the covid IL. This includes all three unvaxxed dudes who couldn’t come up to Toronto lol

oh my god the idea of turning on a red sox game and seeing them in yellow and bright blue jerseys is deeply offensive to me. like, whoever thought that was a good idea should be subjected to a congressional inquiry

it would be a massive understatement to say that I hate the fucking shit out of allowing active players to partner with sports betting companies. Fuck this entirely. https://t.co/CcY1DtLk4I

— Jay Jaffe (@jay_jaffe) April 20, 2022

"but i always bet on myself to win!!"

imo MLB absolutely *loathes* the idea that money involving its product can be made without it getting a cut. (see also when it argued that it could copyright baseball stats)

this attitude, like its attitude toward its players, is taking it places it should be avoiding. but so it goes

this guy

Tommy Pham on Luke Voit's slide into Tyler Stephenson: " If Luke wants to settle it, I get down really well. Anything. Muay Thai, whatever. Like I said, I've got an owner here who will let me use his facility. So fuck 'em. I'm out."

— C. Trent Rosecrans (@ctrent) April 20, 2022