you also instantly raise the batting average of the next guy to the plate and increase pressure on the pitcher. not a fan
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 23 April 2022 08:26 (two years ago) link
Just read about Nestor Cortes' immaculate inning the other day...After 2 starts and 9.1 innings, he's given up 6 hits and one walk, and he's struck out 17.
All he needs now is a nickname. Cortes, Cortes...can't think of anything.
― clemenza, Saturday, 23 April 2022 18:44 (two years ago) link
Nestor the … oh no…
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 23 April 2022 18:45 (two years ago) link
...what a Killer
― francisF, Saturday, 23 April 2022 18:48 (two years ago) link
Cortes the Killer, for sure.
― clemenza, Saturday, 23 April 2022 18:51 (two years ago) link
officially it's Nasty Nestor
― francisF, Saturday, 23 April 2022 19:01 (two years ago) link
a real close one in wrigley tonight
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 23 April 2022 22:17 (two years ago) link
A three touchdown lead for the bears
― Michael F Gill, Saturday, 23 April 2022 23:03 (two years ago) link
and only one homer!
― mookieproof, Sunday, 24 April 2022 01:23 (two years ago) link
Rays lost their combined no-hitter in the tenth inning, which makes me think that with the ghost runner, you could potentially throw a perfect game for ten innings yet still lose the game.
― Michael F Gill, Sunday, 24 April 2022 02:41 (two years ago) link
Watching Marlins-Braves tonight, and wow is Jazz Chisholm fun to watch, and best name in the game too. 4 hits and 2 steals tonight and he doesn't look like he's even trying hard.
― Everybody Loves Ramen (WmC), Sunday, 24 April 2022 02:59 (two years ago) link
https://i.giphy.com/media/UwlX8g3HF8Uec/giphy.gif
― mookieproof, Sunday, 24 April 2022 03:30 (two years ago) link
https://www.mlb.com/news/guardians-yankees-ugly-fan-behavior-in-ninth-inning
respect to judge and stanton for doing what they did
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 24 April 2022 15:29 (two years ago) link
love this breakdown. jomboy speaks for me on this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFffJpUEmNY
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 24 April 2022 21:56 (two years ago) link
whoa
BYRON BUXTON 469 FOOT BLAST FOR THE WALK OFF!(via @BallySportsNOR) pic.twitter.com/wvV1zAIsce— FOX Sports: MLB (@MLBONFOX) April 24, 2022
― mookieproof, Sunday, 24 April 2022 22:23 (two years ago) link
Reds finally won a game! After losing 11 in a row.
― Michael F Gill, Sunday, 24 April 2022 23:27 (two years ago) link
Wow that was a big home run. Also that stadium looks surprisingly empty.
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 24 April 2022 23:46 (two years ago) link
Can't imagine KM is happy, but that was some incredible Mets 9th inning magic/luck tonight against the Cards. Down to their last strike, an Arenado error leads to five unearned runs, including a 2-RBI infield single where Dom Smith won the race to first base. The fans were all standing up waiting for that last strike/out for like 10-15 minutes, and it never came.
― Michael F Gill, Tuesday, 26 April 2022 03:11 (two years ago) link
yeah, that was a wild one. have to say, i had written the game off as a loss as soon as i saw scherzer was starting, anyway. the arenado error was one thing, but worse was the backbreaking 2-run hit where Goldschmidt caught it but Gallegos got beat to first.
it was a good game, though!
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 26 April 2022 03:15 (two years ago) link
Yeah, it was quite a pitchers duel that until the last two innings. What a great game. Mets broadcasters were very into it.
― Michael F Gill, Tuesday, 26 April 2022 03:25 (two years ago) link
I happened to catch the end of that Mets game, great comeback and Arenado unlikely error.
Some great games today. Burnes was two hitting the Giants and I already had it in the loss column. He's taken out and a fan was hackling Joc Pederson and he steps out of the box, then hits a mammoth home run. The Brewers came back to tie the score but the Giants end up winning, unbelievable. The Giants are already looking really good.
― Bee OK, Tuesday, 26 April 2022 03:46 (two years ago) link
bee ok is tsunami el gallo (carlos martinez's true name) gonna pitch soon? he was a huge favorite of mine, always rooting for him
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 26 April 2022 03:51 (two years ago) link
"At Your Job Today... Don't Bunt When the U.S. Needs Home Runs." Created by the War Production Board during World War II, c. 1942-1943. From U.S. National Archives and Records Administration. Unknown artist. pic.twitter.com/nquWhfon3d— SABRIconography (@SABRIconography) April 26, 2022
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 26 April 2022 16:07 (two years ago) link
cue stock footage of the bunting derby
― Michael F Gill, Tuesday, 26 April 2022 17:06 (two years ago) link
panic! at target field
WHAT IN THE HELL JUST HAPPENED CHAOS IN MINNESOTA TWINS WIN pic.twitter.com/MbviwC6lAI— Jared Carrabis (@Jared_Carrabis) April 27, 2022
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 April 2022 04:02 (two years ago) link
Don't know where to put this, but thought it was neat: an interview with Lauren Hutton, talking about a big modelling contract she signed when she was 30.
Inspired by baseball player Catfish Hunter, Hutton demanded one of the biggest modeling contracts at the time to protect herself in a youth-oriented business that "ages out" many women at 30.
https://ca.style.yahoo.com/lauren-hutton-aging-cosmetic-procedures-212402508.html
― clemenza, Wednesday, 27 April 2022 15:39 (two years ago) link
Thankfully dozed off just before the chaos ensued.
― Andy K, Thursday, 28 April 2022 00:25 (two years ago) link
I'm dealing with Apple TV tonight, ugh
― Bee OK, Saturday, 30 April 2022 00:00 (two years ago) link
bee ok is tsunami el gallo (carlos martinez's true name) gonna pitch soon? he was a huge favorite of mine, always rooting for him― Karl Malone, Monday, April 25, 2022 8:51 PM (four days ago)
― Karl Malone, Monday, April 25, 2022 8:51 PM (four days ago)
Missed this and I have yet to hear either name. Looking forward to it as the nickname is awesome.
― Bee OK, Saturday, 30 April 2022 00:04 (two years ago) link
el gallo is one shortlived name that i was a fan of as a poster on the viva el birdos vox messageboard ecosystem. but carlos prefers Tsunami. he tried to make it a thing, but unfortunately his performance started falling off around the same time, along with injuries, so it wasn't to be. but his instagram username is tsunamy0327
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 30 April 2022 00:09 (two years ago) link
I had to sign up for an Apple TV account and enter my credit card number. I don't think I signed up for anything tho.
― Bee OK, Saturday, 30 April 2022 01:29 (two years ago) link
Might be a little suspect. I don’t remember entering my card number when I watched an Apple TV game.
― Michael F Gill, Saturday, 30 April 2022 01:53 (two years ago) link
Looking around while waiting on the game and got excited as I saw no hitter in the Mets game. Sad that it's not the starter.
― Bee OK, Saturday, 30 April 2022 01:55 (two years ago) link
Thanks for that Michael, I will look into to make sure I'm not charged.
― Bee OK, Saturday, 30 April 2022 01:56 (two years ago) link
(That)
― Bee OK, Saturday, 30 April 2022 01:57 (two years ago) link
Met pitchers have thrown over *130* pitches in 7 no-hit innings, so no way they could have done it with just one guy.
― Michael F Gill, Saturday, 30 April 2022 02:01 (two years ago) link
<3 took 159 pitches
― Michael F Gill, Saturday, 30 April 2022 02:35 (two years ago) link
Wow
― Bee OK, Saturday, 30 April 2022 02:37 (two years ago) link
sports trivia question of the future. no one will ever get it correct, not even the players involved in the game
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 30 April 2022 02:43 (two years ago) link
Thread for one starting pitcher and four relief pitchers who are doing really well
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 30 April 2022 03:03 (two years ago) link
Apple drone shots have been breathtaking tonight in San Francisco
― Bee OK, Saturday, 30 April 2022 03:14 (two years ago) link
Why did they skip the 9th inning in the NYY-KC game? Everyone lose interest?
― If you were really hard core, you'd have thrown a full bottle (WmC), Saturday, 30 April 2022 03:59 (two years ago) link
called on account of "fuck it"
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 30 April 2022 04:09 (two years ago) link
Up to sixty players could lose their job tomorrow as teams need to trim their active roster
― Bee OK, Sunday, 1 May 2022 00:20 (two years ago) link
For the Giants prospective I see them cutting two who are out of options
― Bee OK, Sunday, 1 May 2022 00:21 (two years ago) link
I dont LIKE the alt KC unis but i see what they’re tryna do
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 1 May 2022 20:33 (two years ago) link
i don't really like david bell but it is gonna be rough when the (3-19) reds fire him after fucking jettisoning anything moveable
hope they bring back jim riggleman
― mookieproof, Sunday, 1 May 2022 22:58 (two years ago) link
jim riggleman is like the long relief guy of managers
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Sunday, 1 May 2022 23:03 (two years ago) link
it's true, but i do sort of respect him for refusing to take the usual long-relief-guy-of-managers treatment from the nationals
― mookieproof, Sunday, 1 May 2022 23:07 (two years ago) link
i didn't mean that in a bad way at all, ha! some guys are born for the role, from what i've seen of him. what happened with him and the nats? can't remember? he told them to shove it?
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Sunday, 1 May 2022 23:20 (two years ago) link