and yeah its true that sort of stuff is much easier when you dont have to watch the stock price
― lag∞n, Monday, 25 April 2022 15:06 (two years ago) link
however! the concerns of a user with 83m followers are not those of the average poster
― lag∞n, Monday, 25 April 2022 15:10 (two years ago) link
i would like a big heart button, bigger than the current small heart
― Karl Malone, Monday, 25 April 2022 15:16 (two years ago) link
Will be cool when twitter has lots of pricing tiers. Sovereign Individual level the highest, of course.
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Monday, 25 April 2022 15:30 (two years ago) link
is he going to reinstate trump
I assume this would be one of his first acts. I'm not sure it will be quite the seismic event people seem to think though, I think it's possible Trump has benefited from not being out there looking like a complete idiot every day.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Monday, 25 April 2022 15:34 (two years ago) link
Beyond thinking nobody should have as much money as Musk has, with the ability to singlehandedly purchase powerful media platforms, I have a hard time getting too worked up about him and Twitter specifically. Twitter already sucks, he'll still have to do a fair amount of moderation just to keep the most obviously noxious stuff off. I guess he'll let people post unlimited anti-vaxx shit, but I feel like that ship has sailed anyway.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Monday, 25 April 2022 15:36 (two years ago) link
I'm kind of secretly hoping he ruins twitter just so I spend less time there
― silverfish, Monday, 25 April 2022 15:44 (two years ago) link
also it would be funny
― lag∞n, Monday, 25 April 2022 15:45 (two years ago) link
I guess when you're as rich as Musk there's not much left that you can spend money on that will put any appreciable dent in your net worth. The only things one can buy with a price tag that runs into the tens of billions is a successful company or maybe a top-tier prestige sports team. He already runs a rocket-ship company, so that rules out another popular vanity billionaire project.
― o. nate, Monday, 25 April 2022 15:58 (two years ago) link
lets not forget the ape murdering brain implant company
― lag∞n, Monday, 25 April 2022 16:01 (two years ago) link
Someone tell him about Chelsea
― greyfriars boaby (Matt #2), Monday, 25 April 2022 16:02 (two years ago) link
remember when our parasitic capitalist overlords used to at least feel compelled to assuage their unadmitted guilt by endowing scholarships, research laboratories, local libraries, orchestras and opera companies, etc.? not that i really want to line up for tickets at the Elon Musk Theater, mind you. but still.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 25 April 2022 16:02 (two years ago) link
elon musk is not a good role model
― Karl Malone, Monday, 25 April 2022 16:03 (two years ago) link
I guess it was inevitable the world would be run by Heinlein characters
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Monday, 25 April 2022 16:07 (two years ago) link
twitter is so bad already, and the people i know who use it the most are often the ones who complain loudest & most frequently about how terrible it is, its hard to for me to imagine how Elon could ruin it in such a way that a substantial number of people actually stop using it, short of intentionally removing the addictive elements of the design
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Monday, 25 April 2022 16:15 (two years ago) link
hmm. Well, if blues checks are for sale, conservative billionaires will buy them for every idiot troll, rendering them meaningless. Not too bad.
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Monday, 25 April 2022 16:18 (two years ago) link
I guess there's a chance Trump wouldn't come back even if invited. It would pretty much mean acknowledging defeat for his Truth Social app, although OTOH it could be a face-saving off-ramp for him to shut it down.
― o. nate, Monday, 25 April 2022 16:20 (two years ago) link
not that i really want to line up for tickets at the Elon Musk Theater, mind you. but still.
― DAMAGED by Black Flat (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 25 April 2022 16:26 (two years ago) link
im persuaded
― mark s, Monday, 25 April 2022 16:28 (two years ago) link
stoked for the madness tbh
― Number One shlong in Devon (Noodle Vague), Monday, 25 April 2022 18:55 (two years ago) link
When's he gonna buy ilxor.com?
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Monday, 25 April 2022 19:05 (two years ago) link
As soon as he meets our asking price of $60,000
― Karl Malone, Monday, 25 April 2022 19:06 (two years ago) link
you sell us short karl
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 25 April 2022 19:13 (two years ago) link
think of all the CONTENT he'd have control over! 14,786,235 messages and counting! including thousands of posts by celebrities like ned and nabisco
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 25 April 2022 19:15 (two years ago) link
getting ready to post hourly photos of him photoshopped eating poop
― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Monday, 25 April 2022 19:23 (two years ago) link
Another possible motivation is that this gives Musk a good excuse to diversify $20B or so out of wildly expensive TSLA stock.
― o. nate, Monday, 25 April 2022 19:56 (two years ago) link
Thanks Dave.
This exchange continues to haunt me pic.twitter.com/W06oSqx0MR— Dave Smith (@redletterdave) April 25, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 25 April 2022 20:09 (two years ago) link
he should have married it instead
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Monday, 25 April 2022 20:46 (two years ago) link
well.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 25 April 2022 21:02 (two years ago) link
the "free speech absolutist" thing is so incredibly stupid. I remember an era where there really was "free speech" online and it fucking sucked. you couldn't look at anything in a public setting because people would spam goatse everywhere. decent message boards would get brigaded and become unusable. like, look at the YouTube live comment boxes whenever there's a political event going on (at least, back when there actually was live chat) - just an endless parade of racial slurs and swastikas. Elon himself has been known to retaliate against anyone who speaks up against him so it's blindingly obvious that his "free speech" charge is just replacing one type of moderation with another. idk how this is gonna work out for him but I can't imagine it will be good!!
― frogbs, Monday, 25 April 2022 21:03 (two years ago) link
It would kinda dope if Musk bought Twitter and just shut it off…. Lol— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) April 25, 2022
― mh, Monday, 25 April 2022 21:06 (two years ago) link
didn't he promise an edit button for twitter? can't wait for an endless parade of people getting 100K retweets on "jack in the box hit different at 1AM" and editing it to say something like "hitler was cool and the age of consent should be 9"
― JoeStork, Monday, 25 April 2022 21:08 (two years ago) link
frogbs otm
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 25 April 2022 21:09 (two years ago) link
and joestorkand ice-t tbh
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 25 April 2022 21:10 (two years ago) link
Maybe Pierre Omidyar could buy Truth Social
― JoeStork, Monday, 25 April 2022 21:12 (two years ago) link
Making Twitter not suck is a simple matter of curating one's feed. I have the former president's name muted, I have Kanye West's name muted, and I don't follow any political accounts unless they have something else to offer, so basically my Twitter feed is a stream of people talking about jazz and metal and art (and pro wrestling, but whaddya gonna do).
― but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 25 April 2022 21:32 (two years ago) link
So proud to be supporting an African owned business✊— Liam Bright (@lastpositivist) April 25, 2022
― the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Monday, 25 April 2022 21:37 (two years ago) link
yup the conservatives have finally learned a second joke
― frogbs, Monday, 25 April 2022 21:41 (two years ago) link
reddit was seriously ideologically committed to free speech absolutism for many years and they eventually had to abandon it after it proved to be totally unworkable, expecting this to basically play out the same way except stupider. problems included totally unchecked harassment (already a problem on twitter as is), borderline child porn, creep shots of women, and the obvious nazis.
musk really should have bought reddit though, it's still the most elon musk social media site.
― ufo, Monday, 25 April 2022 22:10 (two years ago) link
Making Twitter not suck is a simple matter of curating one's feed.
No. That's only making one's feed not suck. Twitter would still be a cesspool.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 25 April 2022 22:15 (two years ago) link
also can I say it fucking sucks that "free speech", which is legitimately under attack right now from a political party that is trying to sanitize American history, determine what can and can't be taught to kids, and is now punishing companies for not discriminating against certain employees, is instead used to mean "you have to engage with my shitty, bad faith arguments". drives me up the fucking wall that the right wing is always complaining about "big tech censorship" when the objective reality is that most social media platforms have been bending over backwards to appease them!!
― frogbs, Monday, 25 April 2022 22:42 (two years ago) link
OTFM
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 25 April 2022 22:44 (two years ago) link
I found a weirdo on there who is a Dunning-Kruger candidate that claims to be THE source on COVID, even though he's not a virologist or immunologist or epidemiologist or doctor and won't give his credentials other "I'm a social scientist" or "I wrote this substack". and dude is followed and given actual words of support by tons of legitimate experts, people like Dr Kim Prather, who is an aerosol specialist who actually gets interviewed and quoted in major COVID stories.
kooks wind up in your feed even if you follow reputable people, cos they get retweeted by people you do follow
― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Monday, 25 April 2022 22:48 (two years ago) link
frogbs otm and i'm legit depressed living in FL atm
I wonder if he’ll just more or less leave it as is, at least for a while. too many (undoubtedly dumb) changes in the interest of making it too epic or owning his detractors via TOS or what have you, and I’d suspect lots of people will just bounce.or are there some platforms (eg Facebook??) that are just Too Big to Fail?
― OG Bob Sacamano (will), Monday, 25 April 2022 23:53 (two years ago) link
He's pretty likely to leave it as is I think. There'll be PR stuff around free speech and whatnot, but in terms of actually changes that seems a lot less likely
― anvil, Tuesday, 26 April 2022 11:16 (two years ago) link
I feel uncomfortable with this latest Twitter purchase antic
― | (Latham Green), Tuesday, 26 April 2022 12:12 (two years ago) link
what would be the point of buying it if hes not going to change it
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 April 2022 12:39 (two years ago) link
He’ll waltz in and try to make it more epic but will break it badly and piss off employees because he has no idea what he’s doing, then dump it when it becomes too much of a hassle.
― Chris L, Tuesday, 26 April 2022 13:13 (two years ago) link
i suspect hes got some sort of business idea to make it worth more, not saying its going to work or that its really substantial but kinda doubt hes just doing this for the lolz or whatever
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 April 2022 13:18 (two years ago) link