they will talk about this day for months to come
― maf you one two (maffew12), Sunday, 1 May 2022 12:47 (two years ago) link
If the bar is loud and a customer has a bill of $50 or less, express the total with your fingers. Round 6 up to the next ten.
― Diarrhea of a Madman (calstars), Saturday, 29 July 2023 20:20 (nine months ago) link
End every description of a drink with “it’s very distinctive”
― calstars, Thursday, 10 August 2023 00:28 (eight months ago) link
When pouring a pitcher, let the brew fall on the lip to break its fall, thereby preventing half a pitcher of foam
― calstars, Sunday, 13 August 2023 20:45 (eight months ago) link
Buy back calculation: customer must have ordered at least two rounds and have tipped half the price of their drinks
― calstars, Sunday, 10 December 2023 19:02 (four months ago) link
I prefer sellbacks, where I drink as much of the beer I want, and give the rest back for a prorated refund
― STUPID CRAP FACE (Neanderthal), Sunday, 10 December 2023 19:06 (four months ago) link
This is all very intimidating and confusing to me.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 10 December 2023 19:11 (four months ago) link
Are you a bartender?
― calstars, Sunday, 10 December 2023 19:58 (four months ago) link
When there are customers in hearing range, and the bar is quiet, and the customer tells you that they should be at work, don’t ask about the details of their employment
― calstars, Thursday, 28 December 2023 20:52 (four months ago) link
i mean
― Disco Biollante (Neanderthal), Thursday, 28 December 2023 20:59 (four months ago) link