Don't watch 3 guys 1 hammer

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3 hammers 1 guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7YYLo4p06E

ledge, Friday, 24 July 2009 17:42 (fourteen years ago) link

I lost a part of my humanity when I saw that wedding dance video this morning.

Jamie Harley (Snowballing), Friday, 24 July 2009 17:42 (fourteen years ago) link

really really really weird video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKJzaz2_09Q&NR=1

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 17:51 (fourteen years ago) link

the grossest thing about that video: all those brown suits

hallmark race cards (donna rouge), Friday, 24 July 2009 17:52 (fourteen years ago) link

xp

hallmark race cards (donna rouge), Friday, 24 July 2009 17:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Is that croquet "humor"?

3 mods 1 banhammer (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 24 July 2009 17:52 (fourteen years ago) link

it's just really freaking bizarre

country matters, Friday, 24 July 2009 17:54 (fourteen years ago) link

they're called "joques"

Snorks is worst cartoon in america and world plus fuck Snorks (iiiijjjj), Friday, 24 July 2009 17:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Now I'm afraid to click on anything. Thanks, internet.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 24 July 2009 17:54 (fourteen years ago) link

anyone whose humanity died after watching that wedding video clearly didn't have enough in the first place.

ledge, Friday, 24 July 2009 17:58 (fourteen years ago) link

haters gonna hate but that looks like a pretty fun wedding imo

max, Friday, 24 July 2009 17:58 (fourteen years ago) link

That's what I was thinking. I'd have liked to have been there.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 24 July 2009 17:59 (fourteen years ago) link

I bet that wedding was about 50X more fun than some of the boring ones I've been to.

Pancakes are one of my favorite ways to party. (ENBB), Friday, 24 July 2009 18:02 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah that wedding looks great

Mr. Que, Friday, 24 July 2009 18:02 (fourteen years ago) link

don't you guys start now too

sir-mounter (Eric H.), Friday, 24 July 2009 18:02 (fourteen years ago) link

I think it all depends on how they acted after the ceremony. If they were all smug about "look how much awesome fun we have", then DUD.

3 mods 1 banhammer (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 24 July 2009 18:03 (fourteen years ago) link

worst ilx thread ever?

mark cl, Friday, 24 July 2009 18:04 (fourteen years ago) link

It's not like they danced down the aisle like that to Wagner.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 24 July 2009 18:06 (fourteen years ago) link

I think it all depends on how they acted after the ceremony. If they were all smug about "look how much awesome fun we have", then DUD.

i think it all depends on how you react to a wedding where the wedding party dances crazy down the aisle.

Mr. Que, Friday, 24 July 2009 18:07 (fourteen years ago) link

No, it all comes down to how we post about it on ILE.

3 mods 1 banhammer (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 24 July 2009 18:08 (fourteen years ago) link

That's only 2 guys, c'mon!

3 mods 1 banhammer (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 24 July 2009 18:08 (fourteen years ago) link

I have a friend who really wanted to walk down the aisle to "that Shaggy song". This caused a large amount of boggling until we realized she meant "Angel" and not "It Wasn't Me".

Lisa Simpson = a fictional bitch (HI DERE), Friday, 24 July 2009 18:09 (fourteen years ago) link

What really annoyed me in the wedding vid is that it seems like it was mostly done to end up on the internet. But maybe I hate fun.

Jamie Harley (Snowballing), Friday, 24 July 2009 18:10 (fourteen years ago) link

i would have walked out of that wedding tbqf

"he said...all things passantino the night" (omar little), Friday, 24 July 2009 18:11 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm all for the reception being like that tho

hallmark race cards (donna rouge), Friday, 24 July 2009 18:12 (fourteen years ago) link

In case you didn't catch this comment on the Chris Brown thread:

"Remember that time we danced to the gum song by the guy who beats women at Jimmy's first wedding? Good times."

3 mods 1 banhammer (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 24 July 2009 18:12 (fourteen years ago) link

dunno whats so hateable, just seems like a bunch of goofy minnesotans having a good time

max, Friday, 24 July 2009 18:13 (fourteen years ago) link

the wedding vid was cute and fun, but i have to admit i wished someone could spoof it by having the hammer-wielding Ukrainiaks kick in the doors and commence with a choreographed routine at the end.

Highly trained BBQ chef (rockapads), Friday, 24 July 2009 18:15 (fourteen years ago) link

how the fuck did those dude kill like 22 people

cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 24 July 2009 18:19 (fourteen years ago) link

it just seems like they drove around in daylight swinging a hammer around and cutting fetuses outta pregnant women like it was nothing

cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 24 July 2009 18:20 (fourteen years ago) link

Ukreynstone Cops.

De Mysteriis Dom Passantino (jim), Friday, 24 July 2009 18:22 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.dentist.net/images/ah-enamel-care.jpg

Eazy, Friday, 24 July 2009 18:23 (fourteen years ago) link

pretty weird that snuff films are a real thing

in tranny mariah (Matt P), Friday, 24 July 2009 18:27 (fourteen years ago) link

wanna know more about the guy who offered them money...... like, how does that work

in tranny mariah (Matt P), Friday, 24 July 2009 18:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Hate that wedding video since I clicked on it like six times this morning.

Twitter Friend #1: OMG, this just made my day! tinyurl.com/i8uweyfhp

Twitter Friend #13: If you haven't seen this, you're missing out! tinyurl.com/asoedif

Twitter Friend #32: Lonely guy, just sitting round thinkin bout this: tinyurl.com/asoid3

http://tinyurl.com/ggggst (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 24 July 2009 18:43 (fourteen years ago) link

I've never "stumbled across" any of those famous gross out clips in my life before, don't know why this one would be any different

Life has this funny way of throwing you some surprises.

I'm happy I know of its existence. I saw some of this shit way back but I avoid it like the plague mexican flu now.

Unregistered Googler (stevienixed), Friday, 24 July 2009 19:04 (fourteen years ago) link

the killer is going to be animated gifs, which I have heard have already been made. It's easy to avoid video links from people you don't trust, but embedded gifs on forums are where I've seen most things that cannot be unseen.

Highly trained BBQ chef (rockapads), Friday, 24 July 2009 19:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Next up: 3 guys, 1 hamster

Eazy, Friday, 24 July 2009 20:16 (fourteen years ago) link

3 hammers 2 turtles 1 guy

Snorks is worst cartoon in america and world plus fuck Snorks (iiiijjjj), Friday, 24 July 2009 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link

don't forget the plant

Armageddon Two: Armageddon (dyao), Friday, 24 July 2009 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link

also, 1 carnivorous plant emerging from 1 pipe, 3 white trees, 2½ clouds, and some bricks

Snorks is worst cartoon in america and world plus fuck Snorks (iiiijjjj), Friday, 24 July 2009 20:59 (fourteen years ago) link

ugh that wikipedia article has made me physically sick

im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Friday, 24 July 2009 21:15 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, don't read the wiki article btw

im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Friday, 24 July 2009 21:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Just continue to not watch the video by not googling "3 guys 1 hammer." Simple.

sir-mounter (Eric H.), Friday, 24 July 2009 21:25 (fourteen years ago) link

The BEST thing about this in comparison to "2 girls 1 cup" is that it definitively puts everyone on the same page w.r.t the sex/violence debate.

sir-mounter (Eric H.), Friday, 24 July 2009 21:27 (fourteen years ago) link

awright awright awright

Beanbag the Gardener (WmC), Saturday, 25 July 2009 15:05 (fourteen years ago) link


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