Twitter C/D

lol

i'd like a version of twitter where elon just provides technical support in this way, building the foundations of relationships

Unfortunately it doesn't work yet. My tweets are still poorly viewed

— JanuutGrunn (@JanuutGroningen) May 12, 2022

lmao the ceo just fired the head of product and the head of revenue.

loving every minute with this damn crew

I know. Their heads just rolled past.

Devin Nunes has been twisting in the wind, torn between loyalty to the Bossman being back on the Twitter, and his beloved Troof Social, which doesn't care WHO you are, you're welcome to join, PLEASE just join, it's FREE

lmao the ceo just fired the head of product and the head of revenue.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, May 12, 2022 12:53 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

what is going on in escrow seems like a weird time to be doing major housecleaning

ceo pandering to elon to hold onto his job

he gets a yuge payout if he leaves so i'm skeptical, but maybe.

the two people he fired are two of the three people he promoted when he became ceo 6 months ago lmao.

cool cool

he gets a yuge payout if he leaves so i'm skeptical, but maybe.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, May 12, 2022 1:34 PM (thirty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

some people want to be ceo more than they want money

i've seen this guy speak and let's just say he doesn't seem like the kind of guy who was pleased when the ball came his way in PE.

lol

musk is now setting the stage for canceling the deal over dumb reasons his fanatics will believe.

Second week of this poor deluded bluebird pecking at his own reflection. He will never mate, or nest, or propel his DNA into the next generation nor even have time for an auto fiction about his atrophied life. pic.twitter.com/Ux7XmY5GcK

— Joyce Carol Oates (@JoyceCarolOates) April 30, 2022

Twitter is cool

The whole thing about Twitter "spam accounts" reminded me that when I joined Twitter in 2012, I would occasionally get followed by some super-obvious spam account like a Sexy Lady Looking to Chat or a Digital Marketing Business Guru, and at first I was baffled as to why they would bother *following* me, and then I realized that it was essentially just putting an ad in my mentions. Anyway, that hasn't happened in a really long time, and it makes me wonder whether those types of accounts specifically target new users, or whether Twitter just got better at weeding out stuff like that.

Sounds like an out to me

LONDON (AP) — Musk says deal to buy Twitter can’t go forward unless company can show that less than 5% of accounts are fake or spam.

— Jonathan Lemire (@JonLemire) May 17, 2022

prob not weve talking about it in the Elon Musk thread fwiw

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-05-17/twitter-loses-three-more-senior-employees-ahead-of-musk-takeover

is that good

I don’t even remember who the hell I was talking about here. https://t.co/okRgSC9y95

— Stephen A Smith (@stephenasmith) May 26, 2022

Gonna avoid twitter tonight like I avoid the streets the night the local team wins the superbowl

"he won! he won!"

the fuck did he win?

I uninstalled the app last week, I simply couldn’t deal with this shit. Don’t see myself going back for a while.

<3

https://i.imgur.com/5ZRdvyS.png

honestly this sounds like a bad ilx thread, lol

Ilxors list which well-known US bobos they have previously honked

So many honked bobos

love this genre of update:

Drinking a Two For Flinching by @nightshiftbeer/@rarbrew @ Untappd at Home — https://t.co/l7xsAkgLXd

— ☠️ceaseless💀torture☠️ (@BesetByDemons) July 8, 2022

A callout of SDL led to discourse about the term "PAWG". During that discourse, @APunishedBill found himself disagreeing with the "PAWG is racist" folks.

This, imo, can be considered the inciting incident. 1/?

— Nae Bumayé, PAWG Discourse Historian (@naebumaye) July 10, 2022

I literally cannot parse that at all.

I mean, I could click on it to try to work it out, but why would I punish myself like that?

That’s kind of the point
It’s a torturous history of the “Anne Frank had white privileged” mess

Just realized that a $1b breakup fee from Musk (were Twitter to get it) would represent more in net income for Twitter than it has made in aggregate in its lifetime as a company

— Tanay Jaipuria (@tanayj) July 12, 2022

if it were net income

lol

it really is quite a thing (pointed out by matt levine in bloomberg/the other thread) how the twitter board is kinda bound by its duty to its shareholders to demand its own destruction

usin twitter like it’s facebook you love to see it

https://twitter.com/william79739990?s=21&t=vPQV8BbSUpxuU5tFD_wc_A

Trending in United Kingdom
Jizz

As a result of Truss's new campaign slogan, Jizz for Liz.

oh, I see, people want a piece of Jizz Hornkamp again. thankfully his manager has already asserted that “Jizz is not for sale”.

the corrupt Forest chairman will have been illegally tapping up Jizz for a while now going by previous behaviour.

this is how you get people to engage with your content on twitter.

how can you defend this?

how can someone convince another person that this is good music?

because apart from the last few seconds, this is unlistenable, i fully believe that bjork bribed reviewers to write good reviews. pic.twitter.com/cF6voYxICc

— CO ☕ (@emanchiji) August 2, 2022

i know i'm a particularly old 34 because i just can't find any upside to the way music is discussed/argued/reviewed on twitter/youtube/reddit. it's atrocious and i never want to witness it.

so I guess the question would be, can a piece which is intentionally striving in all ways to attain the state of being 'anti-music' simultaneously be considered a piece of music? sounds like a job for the Magic 8-Ball (tm).

the Bjork track hardly seems like "anti-music", it's just a bit noisy in places

lol that was amazing bait, just Bjork army catnip

song rips btw

worst part is all the replies backing up their blatantly wrong position, but this is yet again an example of "someone says something stupid on the internet" being treated as noteworthy.

is this person blaspheming "Pluto"?

if so, the sentence is death