i'd like a version of twitter where elon just provides technical support in this way, building the foundations of relationships
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Thursday, 12 May 2022 15:53 (one year ago) link
Unfortunately it doesn't work yet. My tweets are still poorly viewed— JanuutGrunn (@JanuutGroningen) May 12, 2022
― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 May 2022 16:12 (one year ago) link
lmao the ceo just fired the head of product and the head of revenue.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 12 May 2022 16:53 (one year ago) link
loving every minute with this damn crew
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 12 May 2022 16:54 (one year ago) link
I know. Their heads just rolled past.
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Thursday, 12 May 2022 16:54 (one year ago) link
Devin Nunes has been twisting in the wind, torn between loyalty to the Bossman being back on the Twitter, and his beloved Troof Social, which doesn't care WHO you are, you're welcome to join, PLEASE just join, it's FREE
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 12 May 2022 17:00 (one year ago) link
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, May 12, 2022 12:53 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
what is going on in escrow seems like a weird time to be doing major housecleaning
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 May 2022 17:03 (one year ago) link
ceo pandering to elon to hold onto his job
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 May 2022 17:10 (one year ago) link
he gets a yuge payout if he leaves so i'm skeptical, but maybe.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 12 May 2022 17:34 (one year ago) link
the two people he fired are two of the three people he promoted when he became ceo 6 months ago lmao.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 12 May 2022 17:41 (one year ago) link
cool cool
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 May 2022 17:45 (one year ago) link
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, May 12, 2022 1:34 PM (thirty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
some people want to be ceo more than they want money
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 May 2022 18:10 (one year ago) link
i've seen this guy speak and let's just say he doesn't seem like the kind of guy who was pleased when the ball came his way in PE.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 12 May 2022 18:12 (one year ago) link
lol
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 May 2022 18:16 (one year ago) link
musk is now setting the stage for canceling the deal over dumb reasons his fanatics will believe.
― adam t. (abanana), Friday, 13 May 2022 13:24 (one year ago) link
Second week of this poor deluded bluebird pecking at his own reflection. He will never mate, or nest, or propel his DNA into the next generation nor even have time for an auto fiction about his atrophied life. pic.twitter.com/Ux7XmY5GcK— Joyce Carol Oates (@JoyceCarolOates) April 30, 2022
Twitter is cool
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 16 May 2022 18:25 (one year ago) link
The whole thing about Twitter "spam accounts" reminded me that when I joined Twitter in 2012, I would occasionally get followed by some super-obvious spam account like a Sexy Lady Looking to Chat or a Digital Marketing Business Guru, and at first I was baffled as to why they would bother *following* me, and then I realized that it was essentially just putting an ad in my mentions. Anyway, that hasn't happened in a really long time, and it makes me wonder whether those types of accounts specifically target new users, or whether Twitter just got better at weeding out stuff like that.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 17 May 2022 03:33 (one year ago) link
Sounds like an out to me
LONDON (AP) — Musk says deal to buy Twitter can’t go forward unless company can show that less than 5% of accounts are fake or spam.— Jonathan Lemire (@JonLemire) May 17, 2022
― gyac, Tuesday, 17 May 2022 13:47 (one year ago) link
prob not weve talking about it in the Elon Musk thread fwiw
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 May 2022 14:06 (one year ago) link
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-05-17/twitter-loses-three-more-senior-employees-ahead-of-musk-takeover
is that good
― 龜, Wednesday, 18 May 2022 20:07 (one year ago) link
I don’t even remember who the hell I was talking about here. https://t.co/okRgSC9y95— Stephen A Smith (@stephenasmith) May 26, 2022
― in places all over the world, real stuff be happening (voodoo chili), Thursday, 26 May 2022 17:56 (one year ago) link
Gonna avoid twitter tonight like I avoid the streets the night the local team wins the superbowl
― rare lipstick or mohawks that somehow make them more valuable (President Keyes), Wednesday, 1 June 2022 20:13 (one year ago) link
"he won! he won!"
the fuck did he win?
― Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 June 2022 20:15 (one year ago) link
I uninstalled the app last week, I simply couldn’t deal with this shit. Don’t see myself going back for a while.
― gyac, Wednesday, 1 June 2022 20:18 (one year ago) link
<3
― terence trent d'ilfer (m bison), Thursday, 2 June 2022 00:35 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/5ZRdvyS.png
honestly this sounds like a bad ilx thread, lol
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Saturday, 18 June 2022 19:23 (one year ago) link
Ilxors list which well-known US bobos they have previously honked
― ✖, Saturday, 18 June 2022 19:53 (one year ago) link
So many honked bobos
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Saturday, 18 June 2022 20:00 (one year ago) link
love this genre of update:
Drinking a Two For Flinching by @nightshiftbeer/@rarbrew @ Untappd at Home — https://t.co/l7xsAkgLXd— ☠️ceaseless💀torture☠️ (@BesetByDemons) July 8, 2022
― mark s, Friday, 8 July 2022 10:16 (one year ago) link
A callout of SDL led to discourse about the term "PAWG". During that discourse, @APunishedBill found himself disagreeing with the "PAWG is racist" folks.This, imo, can be considered the inciting incident. 1/?— Nae Bumayé, PAWG Discourse Historian (@naebumaye) July 10, 2022
― F'kin Magnetometers, how do they work? (President Keyes), Monday, 11 July 2022 01:46 (one year ago) link
I literally cannot parse that at all.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Monday, 11 July 2022 04:45 (one year ago) link
I mean, I could click on it to try to work it out, but why would I punish myself like that?
That’s kind of the point It’s a torturous history of the “Anne Frank had white privileged” mess
― F'kin Magnetometers, how do they work? (President Keyes), Monday, 11 July 2022 11:27 (one year ago) link
Just realized that a $1b breakup fee from Musk (were Twitter to get it) would represent more in net income for Twitter than it has made in aggregate in its lifetime as a company— Tanay Jaipuria (@tanayj) July 12, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 13 July 2022 21:01 (one year ago) link
if it were net income
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 July 2022 21:11 (one year ago) link
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 13 July 2022 22:31 (one year ago) link
it really is quite a thing (pointed out by matt levine in bloomberg/the other thread) how the twitter board is kinda bound by its duty to its shareholders to demand its own destruction
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 July 2022 22:32 (one year ago) link
usin twitter like it’s facebook you love to see ithttps://twitter.com/william79739990?s=21&t=vPQV8BbSUpxuU5tFD_wc_A
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 30 July 2022 14:36 (one year ago) link
Trending in United KingdomJizz
― dear confusion the catastrophe waitress (ledge), Thursday, 4 August 2022 07:44 (one year ago) link
As a result of Truss's new campaign slogan, Jizz for Liz.
― Grandpont Genie, Thursday, 4 August 2022 08:22 (one year ago) link
oh, I see, people want a piece of Jizz Hornkamp again. thankfully his manager has already asserted that “Jizz is not for sale”.
― big movers, hot steppers + long shaker intros (breastcrawl), Thursday, 4 August 2022 08:25 (one year ago) link
the corrupt Forest chairman will have been illegally tapping up Jizz for a while now going by previous behaviour.
― calzino, Thursday, 4 August 2022 08:49 (one year ago) link
this is how you get people to engage with your content on twitter.
how can you defend this?how can someone convince another person that this is good music?because apart from the last few seconds, this is unlistenable, i fully believe that bjork bribed reviewers to write good reviews. pic.twitter.com/cF6voYxICc— CO ☕ (@emanchiji) August 2, 2022
― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 4 August 2022 22:10 (one year ago) link
i know i'm a particularly old 34 because i just can't find any upside to the way music is discussed/argued/reviewed on twitter/youtube/reddit. it's atrocious and i never want to witness it.
― ✖, Thursday, 4 August 2022 22:22 (one year ago) link
so I guess the question would be, can a piece which is intentionally striving in all ways to attain the state of being 'anti-music' simultaneously be considered a piece of music? sounds like a job for the Magic 8-Ball (tm).
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 4 August 2022 22:29 (one year ago) link
the Bjork track hardly seems like "anti-music", it's just a bit noisy in places
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Thursday, 4 August 2022 22:36 (one year ago) link
lol that was amazing bait, just Bjork army catnip
song rips btw
― mh, Thursday, 4 August 2022 22:37 (one year ago) link
worst part is all the replies backing up their blatantly wrong position, but this is yet again an example of "someone says something stupid on the internet" being treated as noteworthy.
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Thursday, 4 August 2022 22:42 (one year ago) link
is this person blaspheming "Pluto"?
if so, the sentence is death
― thinkmanship (sleeve), Thursday, 4 August 2022 22:53 (one year ago) link
you never have to care about what some random person on the internet says. that’s a fact
― mh, Thursday, 4 August 2022 22:54 (one year ago) link