There is a whole fart app. Lots of different fart noises which you can direct outside or to one or several of the internal speakers.
― everything, Wednesday, 18 May 2022 20:01 (one year ago) link
I’m going to assume that’s actually the one Innovation that Musk personally shepherded from idea to implementation
― OG Bob Sacamano (will), Wednesday, 18 May 2022 20:12 (one year ago) link
"Not juicy enough, too dry. Back to work."
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 18 May 2022 20:14 (one year ago) link
I've told this story in here before but there's a feature where, if the car detects its being broken into, it'll lock all the doors and play Trans-Siberian Orchestra at max volume. I know this because it erroneously went off on my brother's car with his wife and 1 year old inside. She thought it was loud enough to potentially cause hearing damage. I'm guessing that is another one of Elon's ideas that nobody could say no to.
― frogbs, Wednesday, 18 May 2022 20:17 (one year ago) link
and ppl really want to question this man’s genious
― OG Bob Sacamano (will), Wednesday, 18 May 2022 20:18 (one year ago) link
i am pretty sure it's illegal to have a horn that is permanently modified to make non-horn sounds and i understand the app is not that, but it should also be illegal to have the option to do it temporarily because we cannot trust tesla owners to understand that horns are safety devices and that it is hazardous to confuse other drivers on the road with farts
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Wednesday, 18 May 2022 20:28 (one year ago) link
to be safe teslas should just brick themselves
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 May 2022 20:30 (one year ago) link
well, they do, but it's on highways in the travel lane which is not safe
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Wednesday, 18 May 2022 20:32 (one year ago) link
what happens when lame internet humor from 15 years ago gets weaponized by the world's richest man
― 龜, Wednesday, 18 May 2022 20:35 (one year ago) link
to be fair, it used to be legal (maybe?) to install flamethrowers in cars as anti-theft devices in south africa
― 龜, Wednesday, 18 May 2022 20:36 (one year ago) link
I’m sure Elon would want to bring back some other things that used to be legal in South Africa, too
― we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Wednesday, 18 May 2022 20:46 (one year ago) link
I'm surprised Teslas don't allow you to force drop old Something Awful memes to the screens of other Teslas.
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 18 May 2022 20:52 (one year ago) link
Jimbeaux, no worries. It was just the timing really.
― recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Wednesday, 18 May 2022 21:47 (one year ago) link
This article assumes that he's actually not trying to weasel out of the deal, but is just doing some hardball negotiations:
https://www.grid.news/story/technology/2022/05/13/why-elon-musk-cant-just-walk-away-from-the-twitter-deal/
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 18 May 2022 21:58 (one year ago) link
at work we have a Tesla guy and he makes it the core of his entire personality. he wears nothing but Tesla polos, set his desktop & phone backgrounds to photos of his car, once sent the department a "Tesla FAQ" including lines like "Q: Can I drive it? A: No! Q: Can you take me for a ride? A: Sure!!"― frogbs, Wednesday, May 18, 2022 3:43 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― frogbs, Wednesday, May 18, 2022 3:43 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
*brushes up resume*
― Hillary Queenton (PBKR), Thursday, 19 May 2022 00:08 (one year ago) link
that faq thing is blowing my mind
― mh, Thursday, 19 May 2022 00:17 (one year ago) link
same here tbh.
― we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Thursday, 19 May 2022 01:07 (one year ago) link
Wow.
― Legalize Suburban Benches (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 19 May 2022 01:26 (one year ago) link
At a Twitter all-hands right now, execs told employees that they are not open to renegotiating the purchase price with Elon Musk.I’m told that champagne was popped in the New York office.— Casey Newton (@CaseyNewton) May 19, 2022
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 May 2022 17:30 (one year ago) link
yeah but they're always drinking heavily in that office
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Thursday, 19 May 2022 17:32 (one year ago) link
Meanwhile in Slack, one employee changed their screen name to “The Algorithm” and is encouraging everyone to drink whenever an executive says “fiduciary”— Casey Newton (@CaseyNewton) May 19, 2022
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 May 2022 17:34 (one year ago) link
It’s true
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 19 May 2022 17:36 (one year ago) link
It was a good all hands I’m told
no elon just vibes
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 May 2022 17:38 (one year ago) link
"Q: Can I drive it? A: No! Q: Can you take me for a ride? A: Sure!!"
I'm fucking dying
― jmm, Thursday, 19 May 2022 17:39 (one year ago) link
I know "The Algorithm" - I think he did that a while ago though…
― carson dial, Thursday, 19 May 2022 17:40 (one year ago) link
many are taking the above tweets to mean the deal is off but not everyone
they’re all twitter shareholders and they’re getting (maybe!) a windfall from the world’s richest man who’s been taunting them for weeks, it’s gotta feel like catharsis— farhad manjoo (@fmanjoo) May 19, 2022
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 May 2022 17:43 (one year ago) link
fight for what
Champagne was popped because they want the deal to go through or because they think he'll back out?— Jason Schreier (@jasonschreier) May 19, 2022
i think it’s a ‘we are not going down without a fight’ type of thing— Casey Newton (@CaseyNewton) May 19, 2022
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 May 2022 17:44 (one year ago) link
if anyone has any insight but would prefer not to post here feel free to dm me on twitter dont com
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 May 2022 17:45 (one year ago) link
haha that's insider trading no thank u!
it's all in those tweets though. and in any case, leadership/the board are not going to share anything non-public with rank-and-file employees (they can't without out also making it public).
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 19 May 2022 17:47 (one year ago) link
im not going to buy any stock i want to own the secrets
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 May 2022 17:49 (one year ago) link
haha yes
Elon's campaign to publicly troll and preemptively alienate the entire workforce of the company he's trying to buy was a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for him. https://t.co/gugU6rV8cN— Will Oremus (@WillOremus) May 19, 2022
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 19 May 2022 17:50 (one year ago) link
(i mean we're still fucked, dont get me wrong)
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 19 May 2022 17:51 (one year ago) link
presumably the original terms of the deal, which elon is now claiming is void because he was relying on what he says is incorrect information supplied by twitter and twitter claims is correct
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 19 May 2022 17:52 (one year ago) link
i think there's a "we want whatever he doesn't want" element to it, and clearly he doesn't want to pay 54.20.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 19 May 2022 17:53 (one year ago) link
elon paying way above market for a company where all the employees hate him would be something
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 May 2022 17:55 (one year ago) link
ofc he doesn't want to pay $54.20. but he can still back out entirely by paying the indemnification, which I heard was $1bn.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 19 May 2022 17:57 (one year ago) link
apparently they can make him go through with the deal if they want we talked about it upthread
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 May 2022 18:00 (one year ago) link
Lmao aimless thank you as ever for your insight.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 19 May 2022 18:01 (one year ago) link
how would you answer the q: "fight for what?"
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 19 May 2022 18:03 (one year ago) link
he's so fucking stupid
Unless it is stopped, the woke mind virus will destroy civilization and humanity will never reached Mars— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 19, 2022
― frogbs, Thursday, 19 May 2022 19:42 (one year ago) link
he's really gunning for best poster right now. twitter should ban him for the lulz
― rob, Thursday, 19 May 2022 19:49 (one year ago) link
Yang and Amash showing up in replies to his "we need a moderate party" tweet like "yes sir, reporting for duty sir"...is there a word for when you're both a con artist and a mark?
― rob, Thursday, 19 May 2022 19:51 (one year ago) link
pathetic thing about this country is a "moderate" party would probably be left of where the Dems currently stand
― frogbs, Thursday, 19 May 2022 19:52 (one year ago) link
― rob
smark
― Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 19 May 2022 19:54 (one year ago) link
twitter abhors a main character vacuum and once trump got the boot it was inevitable someone would take his place as the ultimate main character
― in places all over the world, real stuff be happening (voodoo chili), Thursday, 19 May 2022 19:58 (one year ago) link
otm but what grates is he's doing it so deliberately. trump wouldn't have a clue what "the main character on twitter" means to his credit
I like "smark" lol
― rob, Thursday, 19 May 2022 20:00 (one year ago) link
I will never forgive the media for trying to make this guy look like some kind of brilliant visionary like Thomas Edison
― frogbs, Thursday, 19 May 2022 20:01 (one year ago) link
btw if you were wondering what the "woke mind virus" is, it's unions and the people who sue Elon Musk for being a gigantic racist:
NEW: Elon Musk says he’ll vote for Republicans this year because “the Democratic Party is overly controlled by the unions and…class-action lawyers.”Musk is a notorious union-buster & was hit with a class-action lawsuit from 1k Black workers who alleged rampant racism at Tesla. pic.twitter.com/2SEUBTgDXm— More Perfect Union (@MorePerfectUS) May 18, 2022
― rob, Thursday, 19 May 2022 20:06 (one year ago) link
is there a home rapid test for the woke mind virus? i dont want to needlessly expose anyone and be the reason we dont get to mars
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Thursday, 19 May 2022 20:11 (one year ago) link