fortunately, there is. all true conservative patriots are encouraged to take the test to ensure that they 100% non-woke mind virus. it involves ball tanning
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Thursday, 19 May 2022 20:14 (one year ago) link
I will never forgive the media for trying to make this guy look like some kind of brilliant visionary like Thomas Edison
― frogbs, Thursday, May 19, 2022 3:01 PM (twenty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
thomas edison was a far more ruthless operator than even musk! but at least "his" inventions were useful
― in places all over the world, real stuff be happening (voodoo chili), Thursday, 19 May 2022 20:30 (one year ago) link
You say that but I’ve never heard an incandescent lightbulb fart
― OG Bob Sacamano (will), Thursday, 19 May 2022 20:47 (one year ago) link
Twitter execs reassured workers in a meeting today the sale to Elon Musk is going through unchanged -- there are provisions in the contract that can be enforced to ensure this outcome. Immediately after, Musk memes about Twitter being 'all bots'https://t.co/hwsmDett9o— Kali Hays (@HaysKali) May 19, 2022
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 May 2022 20:54 (one year ago) link
Just received verbal govt approval for The Boring Company to build an underground NY-Phil-Balt-DC Hyperloop. NY-DC in 29 mins.— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) July 20, 2017
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 May 2022 21:10 (one year ago) link
"verbal govt approval" = he was jabbering about it to a member of Congress at a coke orgy and the guy said "sure, sure, sounds awesome, keep me posted"
― but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 19 May 2022 21:21 (one year ago) link
And there's nothing those states & DC can do about it
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 19 May 2022 21:41 (one year ago) link
A SpaceX flight attendant said Elon Musk exposed himself and propositioned her for sex, documents show. The company paid $250,000 for her silence. https://t.co/5plOiNJOW5 via @businessinsider— Nicholas Carlson (@nichcarlson) May 19, 2022
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 19 May 2022 22:27 (one year ago) link
gee now we know what this was about
In the past I voted Democrat, because they were (mostly) the kindness party.But they have become the party of division & hate, so I can no longer support them and will vote Republican.Now, watch their dirty tricks campaign against me unfold … 🍿— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 18, 2022
― frogbs, Thursday, 19 May 2022 22:30 (one year ago) link
After Insider contacted Musk for comment, he emailed to ask for more time to respond and said there is "a lot more to this story.""If I were inclined to engage in sexual harassment, this is unlikely to be the first time in my entire 30-year career that it comes to light," he wrote, calling the story is a "politically motivated hit piece."
"If I were inclined to engage in sexual harassment, this is unlikely to be the first time in my entire 30-year career that it comes to light," he wrote, calling the story is a "politically motivated hit piece."
― 龜, Thursday, 19 May 2022 22:32 (one year ago) link
"please don't dig any further into my 30-year career," added musk
― in places all over the world, real stuff be happening (voodoo chili), Thursday, 19 May 2022 22:33 (one year ago) link
this guy is gonna make this all so much worse isn't he
― frogbs, Thursday, 19 May 2022 22:38 (one year ago) link
For those interested, we reached out to the principals for comment regarding this story at ~9 a.m. eastern yesterday (Wednesday May 18).— John Cook (@johnjcook) May 19, 2022
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 May 2022 22:52 (one year ago) link
FYI - Twitter is currently at $36 per share, if he’s forced to pay 150% of its value for being a giant dumbass it would be the first time he actually made me laugh
― frogbs, Thursday, 19 May 2022 23:33 (one year ago) link
I laughed when Azealia Banks called him Apartheid Clyde.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 19 May 2022 23:35 (one year ago) link
"politically motivated hit piece"
But you're not a politician... are you??
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 20 May 2022 00:48 (one year ago) link
“But actually” and “your” feel very trumpy.
To be clear, I’m spending <5% (but actually) of my time on the Twitter acquisition. It ain’t rocket science!Yesterday was Giga Texas, today is Starbase. Tesla is on my mind 24/7.So may seem like below, but not true. pic.twitter.com/CXfWiLD2f8— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 19, 2022
The attacks against me should be viewed through a political lens – this is their standard (despicable) playbook – but nothing will deter me from fighting for a good future and your right to free speech— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 20, 2022
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 20 May 2022 05:59 (one year ago) link
what a snake
― lag∞n, Friday, 20 May 2022 12:04 (one year ago) link
musk is a derivative poster, simple as that
― 龜, Friday, 20 May 2022 12:24 (one year ago) link
Elonald Skump
― nashwan, Friday, 20 May 2022 12:47 (one year ago) link
what a hero!
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 20 May 2022 13:15 (one year ago) link
i need an ElonI'm holding out for an Elon til the end of the night
― mookie wilson shaggin balls (Neanderthal), Friday, 20 May 2022 13:29 (one year ago) link
oh you've been sexually harassed by me? name 5 fucked up things about my dick pic.twitter.com/Utptrh88pF— Crowsa Luxemburg (@quendergeer) May 20, 2022
― nashwan, Friday, 20 May 2022 14:33 (one year ago) link
rotting conjoined twin corpse on groin?
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Friday, 20 May 2022 14:52 (one year ago) link
I was trying to come up with something but I don't think I can top that
― Ste, Friday, 20 May 2022 15:25 (one year ago) link
I see this and…
And there it is: Musk can now be sued for defamation by the woman he has just publicly called a liar—after paying her to not sue him. It would appear he has broken his non-disparagement agreement.I think this story is going to get very, very interesting over the next few weeks. pic.twitter.com/PQkKse4P49— Seth Abramson (@SethAbramson) May 20, 2022
― gyac, Friday, 20 May 2022 15:48 (one year ago) link
i was JUST wondering if the agreement had a clause like that but does seth abramson know?
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Friday, 20 May 2022 15:50 (one year ago) link
No idea, I assumed he was referring to the nda, am guessing Musk is also prohibited from discussing her as she is him? But I know nearly nothing about how they work.
― gyac, Friday, 20 May 2022 15:55 (one year ago) link
if she does choose to sue she shd definitely avoid hiring lin wood, "attorney and conspiracy theorist": unsworth deciding on wood to represent him was a bad move
― mark s, Friday, 20 May 2022 16:01 (one year ago) link
seth abramson is a legendary idiot so may very well be wrong abt this but i have seen others saying musk has broken the terms of the nda
― mark s, Friday, 20 May 2022 16:03 (one year ago) link
I would imagine any court would invalidate an NDA based on the party who asked for it publicly calling the other party a liar?
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Friday, 20 May 2022 16:05 (one year ago) link
Even if Musk did break the NDA it would be suicidal for the victim to press forward here so it seems highly irrelevant. Just a grifter trying to keep his tweets in the trending box.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 20 May 2022 16:06 (one year ago) link
feel like we’re about to see an avalanche of “no way ol Lonnie Musk wriggles his way out of this one” takes anyway, heaven help that port walk an when her name gets out
― OG Bob Sacamano (will), Friday, 20 May 2022 16:06 (one year ago) link
*help that poor woman
― OG Bob Sacamano (will), Friday, 20 May 2022 16:07 (one year ago) link
again haven't looked into it but he's talking about non-disparagement not NDA (non-disclosure)
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Friday, 20 May 2022 16:11 (one year ago) link
if there is one she might not need to sue, sometimes they include what the damages would be in the event of a breach. maybe seth abramson can fill us in since he is allegedly a lawyer but he doesn't appear to understand that this is different from suing for defamation. which would be independent of there being a pre-existing non-disparagement clause.
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Friday, 20 May 2022 16:18 (one year ago) link
she was a Space X flight attendant, so maybe signed an NDA on day 1? Like "Elon's probably gonna show you his little rocket at some point, so please sign right here!"
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 20 May 2022 16:35 (one year ago) link
tesla down another 10% today
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 20 May 2022 17:02 (one year ago) link
In 2015 I decided on a whim to check out Tesla's battery swap station that was earning the company 9 figures in California ZEV credits, and found it wasn't real. Instead Tesla was using diesel generators to charge cars. Here's how this changed my life 🧵— E.W. Niedermeyer (@Tweetermeyer) May 20, 2022
― lag∞n, Friday, 20 May 2022 17:48 (one year ago) link
"And that's okay"
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 20 May 2022 18:04 (one year ago) link
i have been wondering about this. seems to mean tesla is not reporting safety issues to NHTSA, which is very legal and very cool.
A year later I found another big cockroach: Tesla was hiding defects by requiring customers sign NDAs in exchange for free repairs. This cut off the auto safety regulator's only independent source of information about defects. This led to a couple of important lessons...— E.W. Niedermeyer (@Tweetermeyer) May 20, 2022
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Friday, 20 May 2022 18:09 (one year ago) link
yeah teslas habitual rule breakers but the fines are such mickey mouse shit that they dont care, guys seems to be saying that musk is more vulnerable personally
hes been covering tesla for years from the business/tech perspective but is now for the first time at least since ive been following him saying that musks got plenty of skeletons in his closet that shouldnt be too hard to expose, and that hes particularly vulnerable since none of his companies are actually profitable, his success is based on a cult of personality, its a celebrity story, jeff bezos for instance is a lot more protected since amazons success is based on actually making a ton of money
― lag∞n, Friday, 20 May 2022 18:14 (one year ago) link
not sure they've had to pay any fines for it though, will investigate later
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Friday, 20 May 2022 18:18 (one year ago) link
yeah not sure about for that issue, they have been fined a bunch for various things at a rate much higher than a typical car company iirc
― lag∞n, Friday, 20 May 2022 18:19 (one year ago) link
pic.twitter.com/mgOXvltU28— helen (@helen) May 20, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 20 May 2022 21:24 (one year ago) link
I quite literally cannot believe how many people think this guy is some sort of genius. It’s almost more disturbing than the Trump cult.
― we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Friday, 20 May 2022 22:52 (one year ago) link
I've gone through the same 4 stages with him that I did with Trump
1) This guy seems like kind of a clown, but he's had a lot of success so I guess he knows what he's doing2) Alright, getting pretty weird now, but I am pretty sure he's just trolling/playing the media3) No, he really is that much of a dipshit4) He sucks at everything, what kind of fucking country lets this asshole be successful
― frogbs, Friday, 20 May 2022 23:01 (one year ago) link
crazy thing about musk is he has absolutely no personal charisma its just the idea of a visionary billionaire engineer that horrible nerds like
― lag∞n, Friday, 20 May 2022 23:04 (one year ago) link
Like Steve Jobs, are there any charities or philanthropic causes that Musk contributes to?
Jobs believe his greatest gift to the world were the products that you bought from him at full price
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 20 May 2022 23:08 (one year ago) link
IDK, maybe he supports the indigent Afrikaners back home
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 20 May 2022 23:10 (one year ago) link