is there something i should be looking at? oh wait🖼
― DAMAGED by Black Flat (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 23 May 2022 21:40 (one year ago) link
Same
― calstars, Monday, 23 May 2022 23:24 (one year ago) link
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/416-William-St-Mount-Washington-PA-15211/11516283_zpid/
Well. Don't know about you all, but I know where I want to trip acid next.
― pplains, Tuesday, 24 May 2022 01:22 (one year ago) link
Bathroom wallpaper with the faces coming out of it sealed the deal for me.
Pretty impressive, mammy in kitchen raises an eyebrow but it keeps with the tenor of the whole thing, a sort of neo-Baroque imperial nightmare
― we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 02:04 (one year ago) link
jfc when will somebody come along and stick a screwdriver in the "deep fried HDR" button on those real estate agents' cameras? Do they honestly think it makes things look better?
― assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 02:43 (one year ago) link
i think that is one of the worst i have seen on this thread. there have been a lot of bad ones but it's just a vomit of brown and gray for rich people reasons. with some of these even if it's ugly you can get the impression it made the owner happy but this looks miserable. i can't believe the things people spend money on sometimes.
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 10:29 (one year ago) link
it's really bad. there's a blue glass chihuly-vomit light fixture in one of the all grey-brown rooms. the whole thing screams in pain lol. i get get the feeling that the people responsible for this are deeply troubled, and they decided a long time ago to lean into it.
― the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 13:19 (one year ago) link
I should mention that when I say, "Impressive," I meant in a bad way lol
― we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 13:51 (one year ago) link
mammy in kitchen raises an eyebrow
You know you've got a busy kitchen when you're able to just plunk one of those down on the counter and have it blend in with everything else, including the pig with wings.
stick a screwdriver in the "deep fried HDR" button
I just assumed that's what it always looked like in Pittsburgh.
― pplains, Tuesday, 24 May 2022 14:42 (one year ago) link
is there something i should be looking at? oh wait
I can’t tell what is going on here.
― DAMAGED by Black Flat (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 23 May 2022 21:40 (yesterday) link
― calstars, Monday, 23 May 2022 23:24 (yesterday) link
It appears to be the classic youtube thumb nail red circle to show the viewer where to look, instead it is an actual object in the room.
― Evan, Tuesday, 24 May 2022 16:31 (one year ago) link
thumbnail*
but what the object is i still don't know, a giant hula hoop?
― the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 16:33 (one year ago) link
anyway it does look like kind of a dope house, i want a shaded plaza, mirror art and a commuter bike
― the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 16:35 (one year ago) link
Just out of frame is a giant bust of Mr. Beast with his mouth open.
― Evan, Tuesday, 24 May 2022 16:37 (one year ago) link
> but what the object is i still don't know, a giant hula hoop?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zprVQusb2o
― koogs, Tuesday, 24 May 2022 17:30 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/hpFGYNf.png
― pplains, Tuesday, 31 May 2022 16:27 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/EuhQ3aS.png
https://i.imgur.com/pUdhYLC.png
https://i.imgur.com/qft73u0.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/n6gWinl.png
https://i.imgur.com/DWAxgwo.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/e2H24bI.png
https://i.imgur.com/B4YIaKC.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/UzKT3Xt.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 16 June 2022 14:18 (one year ago) link
mmmm sugar-coated shit
― na (NA), Thursday, 16 June 2022 14:21 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgflip.com/6jvpqn.jpg
― Evan, Thursday, 16 June 2022 14:48 (one year ago) link
I'm not a bakery, I don't sugarcoat.I'm not a swimming pool, I have no filter.I'm not the DEA, my opinions are blunt.
― pplains, Thursday, 16 June 2022 15:24 (one year ago) link
Love too make personality flaws my brand
― Antifa Sandwich Artist (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 16 June 2022 17:13 (one year ago) link
Also, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sugarshit_Sharp?wprov=sfti1
― Antifa Sandwich Artist (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 16 June 2022 17:14 (one year ago) link
look i don't poop m&msI don't sugar coat shitso this thing will kill youbecause I'm a bad doctor
― Herby Dutch Baby (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 16 June 2022 20:05 (one year ago) link
Just want to point out that I made that shirt I posted, I'd consider making it for real if that "mouth is not a bakery" quote was more popular... at least I'd never heard of it before, what a clunky thing to say...
Is it a thing?
― Evan, Thursday, 16 June 2022 20:36 (one year ago) link
Just say "I am not a bakery". Why emphasize the mouth? Obviously your opinions come out of it, yes but goes without saying (with your mouth, in case that wasn't clear).
― Evan, Thursday, 16 June 2022 20:38 (one year ago) link
evan please put that on redbubble
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 16 June 2022 20:53 (one year ago) link
In every mouth there's a bakeryAnd every sugarcoatTakes me further from heaven
― pplains, Thursday, 16 June 2022 21:27 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/0o9cJQr.jpg
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Thursday, 16 June 2022 21:28 (one year ago) link
I've taken this far enough topic, but those cutsey little - memes, folksy sayin's, quaint turns of phrase - whatever you want to call them... where it's just
Obvious set up for jokeThe "joke"another fiveor six linesabout how muchthe first two linescan describe you in real life
are so asinine and yet, apparently they're selling off the shelves like funnel cakes!
― pplains, Thursday, 16 June 2022 21:55 (one year ago) link
I'm not a "clown torturer"Because I don't "suffer fools"Please respect my spaceAs I try to do my jobAnd Make a living To supportMy family
― pplains, Thursday, 16 June 2022 21:58 (one year ago) link
lmfao
― Herby Dutch Baby (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 16 June 2022 21:59 (one year ago) link
Nothing matches your search for "Clown Torturer T-Shirts".Don't give up! Check your spelling, clear some filters or try something new.
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Thursday, 16 June 2022 22:01 (one year ago) link
Is that advice for me, or a new placard?
― pplains, Friday, 17 June 2022 02:02 (one year ago) link
maybe a fortune cookie
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Friday, 17 June 2022 02:07 (one year ago) link
I'm not a pair of slippers
I won't comfort you
I'm more like an avant-garde atonal composer
I won't provide you with resolution
― Nutellanor Roosevelt (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 17 June 2022 02:19 (one year ago) link
I'm not a toilet
You can't flush me
I'm the paper
I'll clean up your mess
And leave a light coating of fiber dust all over your bathroom floor
― Eggs Benedick (Eric H.), Friday, 17 June 2022 12:10 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/vEM6N5d.jpgNot a listing but wtfhttps://www.instagram.com/p/CeuZfL8u-8e/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=
― calstars, Saturday, 18 June 2022 14:58 (one year ago) link
Cursed architecture
― calstars, Saturday, 18 June 2022 15:00 (one year ago) link
Industrial architecture! I'm thinking grain elevator or cotton mill or something like that. The gable-roofed volumes do read as "house" (or "church" looking at the main, basilica-like volume)... but I suspect they're all the way they are for essentially functional reasons. The resulting composition is obviously fabulous though, with the 'houses' telescoping out of each other.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 18 June 2022 15:07 (one year ago) link
what is cursed about this functional structure
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Saturday, 18 June 2022 15:07 (one year ago) link
yes it is like the elevators at the quarry i grew up near
obv not "afraid" of these types of buildings but they always give me visions of falling out of that chute. just like i am afraid of grain bins but never have been inside or near one. i mean imagine drowning in corn. ugh.
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Saturday, 18 June 2022 15:09 (one year ago) link
These are pretty common buildings in non-urban areas?! I get that they’re creepy but also, like, really really common and not weird
― broccoli rabe thomas (the table is the table), Saturday, 18 June 2022 18:30 (one year ago) link
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Saturday, June 18, 2022 4:09 PM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
lots of these types of buildings around here but for coal, not grain. they're huge. definitely nightmarish.
i grew up near a big steel mill and those structures were also huge and evil-looking.
― the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Saturday, 18 June 2022 21:23 (one year ago) link
the steel mill was torn down 15 years ago to be redeveloped into single family real estate.
there's a certain way the mormon realtors around here say "home" - always "home", never "house" - where the 'oh' and the 'm' combine to have this sedative, cocoon-like effect, it's pretty remarkable.
― the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Saturday, 18 June 2022 21:28 (one year ago) link
this has actually made me think more about the building because you always drive by them not thinking about the design. of course a lot of them are a simpler metal structure but the house glued to another house glued to a church is pretty interesting. still the ladder and chute gives me "you can die on the job" vibes and i shudder.
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Sunday, 19 June 2022 00:15 (one year ago) link
Love that photo, looks like a Charles Demuth painting.
― Cabernet Frank (PBKR), Sunday, 19 June 2022 01:59 (one year ago) link
― calstars, Sunday, 19 June 2022 02:16 (one year ago) link
_These are pretty common buildings in non-urban areas?! I get that they’re creepy but also, like, really really common and not weird_I love it when Ilx gets didactic
― broccoli rabe thomas (the table is the table), Sunday, 19 June 2022 11:05 (one year ago) link