Elon Musk

Elon Musk: Sleep that’s where I’m a programmer.

meaning he is a robot who nightly executes a script to set himself to low power mode

yeah idk why people represent him as an engineer or having present-day programming knowledge, he was in the web 1.0 years with a group making online yellow pages type of crap and selling those off for a couple years before starting one of the paypal predecessors, and by that point he was already the financial backer

https://t.co/EHkHs1U75X pic.twitter.com/GMt2XYBt6s

— Elvis The Alien (@ElvisTheAlienTV) May 31, 2022

I imagine that there are some percentage of competent, rational people in positions of authority at Tesla, and they are doing their damnedest to run things normally despite having a despotic CEO operating by whim. I see the WFH thing same as the Pride thing, you maintain sane policies and just sort of cross your fingers and hope he moves on to another shiny object before he actually take any actions behind his pronouncements and tweets. All that being said, the cultishness and sketchiness of Tesla probably mean that the ratio of competence and rationality is lower than in other comparable companies.

isn't this the guy who wants to work remotely from mars

two weeks

Musks are the reason oligarchs need a Putin. Don’t worry, we’re making one now, but he is still currently a low-level (fascist) bureaucrat/officer right now.

For all of Trump’s bullshit, he cannot Putin, he’s yeltsin and will need an out/rescue.

dud

self parody

Elon Musk says the humanoid robot known as Optimus or Tesla Bot may be up and running within months https://t.co/HLBhM5bxtz

— Bloomberg (@business) June 3, 2022

ELIMINATES DANGEROUS, REPETITIVE, BORING TASKSHUMANS

Is there any doubt he already has his own sexbot?

it may be up and running

"Super bad"

Musk feels 'super bad' about economy, needs to cut 10% of Tesla jobs

But but the humanoid robot rollout is only months away!!!!! He should be hiring!!

can I make a prediction right now that none of us will ever see this thing in our lifetimes

lol in your face
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/716BidTlurL._AC_SL1400_.jpg

I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords

The message, sent on Thursday and titled "pause all hiring worldwide", came two days after the billionaire told staff to return to the workplace or leave

Just leave already, the robots will build each other and work 150 hours a week and they don't even care if the plant is racist

can I make a prediction right now that none of us will ever see this thing in our lifetimes

Lies. I just updated mine while driving my Cybertruck through The Boring Company tunnel to the airport this morning!

(should we be worried that the MiBro Supabad is a 'choking hazard'?)

im McLovin it

choking hazard in the sense that it may decide to start choking you

that's what I mean!! it has claws

can I make a prediction right now that none of us will ever see this thing in our lifetimes

― frogbs, Friday, June 3, 2022 9:49 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

id bet theyre not even actually working on it its just end stage musk hype, hes run out of things to hype up, you can only say full self driving is two years away for so long before people lose interest

yeah he's like an inexplicably popular hacky af sci-fi author now

Wish these creepy, terminally online Musk stans got into like, Asimov, instead.

saw a thread on twitter where someone posted screens of musk critical threads on various nerd sites reddit etc they said the stans are still around but the tide seems to have turned against him

well he's dicking around with twitter instead of space stations, of course they're gonna start drifting away

def a bad sign when Biden is landing zings

suspect also the hard right political turn prob didnt sit that well with a lot of people xp

his name was brought up at the record store the other day and the responses were "I am so fucking sick of hearing about that whiny idiot" and "I hope his rocket blows up with him inside" which is uh not how people were talking about him a couple years ago

xp
yeah I imagine a lot of his core stans are the kind of people who bristle at everything being "political"

he shouldve stayed in his lane, how unfortunate

also you can only promise the moon and not deliver so many times before people get fed up

yeah scamming is fundamentally unsustainable, feel like he couldve or maybe still can thread the needle where he scams to keep the tesla stock price high long enough to reap the benefits but then at some point it becomes a normal profitable company with a normal stock price, but idk its prob not in his nature

Wish these creepy, terminally online Musk stans got into like, Asimov, instead.

― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, June 3, 2022 12:25 PM (thirty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I love Asimov but I'll bet he'd be the most annoying man on centenarian Twitter if he were alive today

Skip ahead to 6 minutes and you can see how that would have played out in full

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzYMYPTNV8A

holy shit this is comedy that could not be more narrowcast directly at me, thank you

Asimov would be too busy picking apart the atrocities in the Foundation adaptation

lmao that is so good

I love Asimov but I'll bet he'd be the most annoying man on centenarian Twitter if he were alive today

This is absolutely true.

After reading Alec Nevala-Lee's Astounding I'd be happy if Asimov just stayed dead and buried.

Elon Musk’s father, Errol, says that Elon had to be hospitalized after he mocked the suicide of a schoolmate’s father and he pushed Musk down a flight of stairs pic.twitter.com/GCae5JlPj3

— Michael Ballaban (@Ballaban) June 4, 2022

Awesome writing — I thought Elon’s dad pushed him down the stairs

We should all get to push him down the stairs.

hush! hush! whisper who dares!
elon musk has just fallen downstairs

Self-pushing stairs should be with us in a couple of months

lol, as expected

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/0001418091/000110465922068347/tm2217761d1_sc13da.htm

Letter here https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/0001418091/000110465922068347/tm2217761d1_ex99-o.htm