can I make a prediction right now that none of us will ever see this thing in our lifetimes
― frogbs, Friday, 3 June 2022 13:49 (one year ago) link
lol in your facehttps://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/716BidTlurL._AC_SL1400_.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 3 June 2022 14:48 (one year ago) link
I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords
― rare lipstick or mohawks that somehow make them more valuable (President Keyes), Friday, 3 June 2022 15:16 (one year ago) link
The message, sent on Thursday and titled "pause all hiring worldwide", came two days after the billionaire told staff to return to the workplace or leave
Just leave already, the robots will build each other and work 150 hours a week and they don't even care if the plant is racist
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 3 June 2022 16:17 (one year ago) link
Lies. I just updated mine while driving my Cybertruck through The Boring Company tunnel to the airport this morning!
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 3 June 2022 16:19 (one year ago) link
(should we be worried that the MiBro Supabad is a 'choking hazard'?)
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 3 June 2022 16:28 (one year ago) link
im McLovin it
― Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Friday, 3 June 2022 16:42 (one year ago) link
choking hazard in the sense that it may decide to start choking you
― Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Friday, 3 June 2022 16:46 (one year ago) link
that's what I mean!! it has claws
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 3 June 2022 16:57 (one year ago) link
― frogbs, Friday, June 3, 2022 9:49 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
id bet theyre not even actually working on it its just end stage musk hype, hes run out of things to hype up, you can only say full self driving is two years away for so long before people lose interest
― lag∞n, Friday, 3 June 2022 17:16 (one year ago) link
yeah he's like an inexplicably popular hacky af sci-fi author now
― rob, Friday, 3 June 2022 17:23 (one year ago) link
Wish these creepy, terminally online Musk stans got into like, Asimov, instead.
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 3 June 2022 17:25 (one year ago) link
saw a thread on twitter where someone posted screens of musk critical threads on various nerd sites reddit etc they said the stans are still around but the tide seems to have turned against him
― lag∞n, Friday, 3 June 2022 17:27 (one year ago) link
well he's dicking around with twitter instead of space stations, of course they're gonna start drifting away
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 3 June 2022 17:29 (one year ago) link
def a bad sign when Biden is landing zings
― rob, Friday, 3 June 2022 17:29 (one year ago) link
suspect also the hard right political turn prob didnt sit that well with a lot of people xp
― lag∞n, Friday, 3 June 2022 17:32 (one year ago) link
his name was brought up at the record store the other day and the responses were "I am so fucking sick of hearing about that whiny idiot" and "I hope his rocket blows up with him inside" which is uh not how people were talking about him a couple years ago
― frogbs, Friday, 3 June 2022 17:34 (one year ago) link
xpyeah I imagine a lot of his core stans are the kind of people who bristle at everything being "political"
― rob, Friday, 3 June 2022 17:34 (one year ago) link
he shouldve stayed in his lane, how unfortunate
― lag∞n, Friday, 3 June 2022 17:35 (one year ago) link
also you can only promise the moon and not deliver so many times before people get fed up
― frogbs, Friday, 3 June 2022 17:37 (one year ago) link
yeah scamming is fundamentally unsustainable, feel like he couldve or maybe still can thread the needle where he scams to keep the tesla stock price high long enough to reap the benefits but then at some point it becomes a normal profitable company with a normal stock price, but idk its prob not in his nature
― lag∞n, Friday, 3 June 2022 17:41 (one year ago) link
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, June 3, 2022 12:25 PM (thirty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
I love Asimov but I'll bet he'd be the most annoying man on centenarian Twitter if he were alive today
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 3 June 2022 18:01 (one year ago) link
Skip ahead to 6 minutes and you can see how that would have played out in full
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzYMYPTNV8A
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 3 June 2022 18:03 (one year ago) link
holy shit this is comedy that could not be more narrowcast directly at me, thank you
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 3 June 2022 18:28 (one year ago) link
Asimov would be too busy picking apart the atrocities in the Foundation adaptation
― rare lipstick or mohawks that somehow make them more valuable (President Keyes), Friday, 3 June 2022 18:32 (one year ago) link
lmao that is so good
― frogbs, Friday, 3 June 2022 18:33 (one year ago) link
This is absolutely true.
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 3 June 2022 18:56 (one year ago) link
After reading Alec Nevala-Lee's Astounding I'd be happy if Asimov just stayed dead and buried.
― Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 4 June 2022 00:58 (one year ago) link
Elon Musk’s father, Errol, says that Elon had to be hospitalized after he mocked the suicide of a schoolmate’s father and he pushed Musk down a flight of stairs pic.twitter.com/GCae5JlPj3— Michael Ballaban (@Ballaban) June 4, 2022
― lag∞n, Sunday, 5 June 2022 14:57 (one year ago) link
Awesome writing — I thought Elon’s dad pushed him down the stairs
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Sunday, 5 June 2022 15:03 (one year ago) link
We should all get to push him down the stairs.
― sleep, that's where I'm the cousin of death (PBKR), Sunday, 5 June 2022 19:00 (one year ago) link
hush! hush! whisper who dares!elon musk has just fallen downstairs
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Sunday, 5 June 2022 19:06 (one year ago) link
Self-pushing stairs should be with us in a couple of months
― Ward Fowler, Sunday, 5 June 2022 19:07 (one year ago) link
lol, as expected
https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/0001418091/000110465922068347/tm2217761d1_sc13da.htm
― Allen (etaeoe), Monday, 6 June 2022 13:50 (one year ago) link
Letter here https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/0001418091/000110465922068347/tm2217761d1_ex99-o.htm
― Allen (etaeoe), Monday, 6 June 2022 13:52 (one year ago) link
this guy i swear
― lag∞n, Monday, 6 June 2022 13:52 (one year ago) link
Alex Spiro! A Boston sports legend. Defended both Aaron Hernandez and Robert Kraft!
― Allen (etaeoe), Monday, 6 June 2022 13:54 (one year ago) link
i'm very glad I'm not an employee of twitter, this shit must be excruciating
― akm, Monday, 6 June 2022 14:02 (one year ago) link
dude is turning into a fine Trump-ian businessman
― Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Monday, 6 June 2022 14:08 (one year ago) link
This is just the billionare equivalent of drunk-buying (or in Elon's case, on a coke binge) something online and regretting it.
― THE VEIVET UIUERABOUIU (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 6 June 2022 14:28 (one year ago) link
he's just playing the (E)long game
― Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Monday, 6 June 2022 14:30 (one year ago) link
As noted in our previous correspondence, Mr. Musk will of course comply with the restrictions provided under Section 6.4, including by ensuring that anyone reviewing the data is bound by a non-disclosure agreement....
narrator: no he won't
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Monday, 6 June 2022 14:32 (one year ago) link
It's going to turn out that the kid of pushed Musk down the stairs was actually a time traveler from the future
― rare lipstick or mohawks that somehow make them more valuable (President Keyes), Monday, 6 June 2022 15:40 (one year ago) link
it was older Elon Musk
― Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Monday, 6 June 2022 15:48 (one year ago) link
his son with grimes
― Herby Dutch Baby (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 6 June 2022 15:56 (one year ago) link
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/ba/Cable_%28Nathan_Summers%29.png
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 6 June 2022 15:59 (one year ago) link
The Tesla CEO now believes Twitter is "transparently refusing to comply" with the terms they agreed to, "which is causing further suspicion that the company is withholding the requested data due to concern for what Mr. Musk's own analysis of that data will uncover."
The move adds to speculation that Musk is trying to wriggle free of the agreement, which comes with a $1 billion breakup fee, though his past tweets suggest he may try to get around that cost.
I didn't order anchovies, no way I'm paying for this pie
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 6 June 2022 17:34 (one year ago) link
(after eating the pie)
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 6 June 2022 18:05 (one year ago) link
Today I’m investigating Twitter for potentially misleading Texans on the number of its “bot” users. I have a duty to protect Texans if Twitter is misrepresenting how many accounts are fake to drive up their revenue.https://t.co/OZbwdV3pnY— Texas Attorney General (@TXAG) June 6, 2022
lmao
― 龜, Monday, 6 June 2022 19:49 (one year ago) link
it's like an AI bot wrote it
― Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Monday, 6 June 2022 19:54 (one year ago) link