Elon Musk

can confirm that, I was out driving around town last weekend and thought I was driving bad, then I saw two separate incidents of cars blowing through red lights on the way home

yeah also the police have been on strike

also the gains stop when smartphones were introduced.

yeah good call

i don't know how to reveal this to humanity, because it is incredibly bad news, but i dumped all the car fatality data into Numbers and ran a 6th order polynomial trendline on it, and ...we're all going to die next year

ah well it could be worse

idk I think the fact there's nothing on the dashboard except the screen is kinda cool

until the screen goes dark for some unknown reason

Whenever I read any cars reviews (infrequent) they always bring up all sorts of shit I never considered. Engine noise, road noise, how smooth it shifts, etc. I'm so used to just driving utilitarian cars.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, June 17, 2022 2:33 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

The one time I was actively shopping for a car, I remember rapidly realizing that reading any kind of professional car review was completely pointless because they are all written by car fetishists. Would have loved to find some resource for people who need to buy a car because they need to buy a car and just for people who are really into cars.

Hasn't happened to us yet! xp

xp. they're often reviewed like this guy reviews tools, i.e. without telling you what it is like to own and use them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GTJMhJuL68

Road noise is legit, though. I drove my ex-roomie's Wrangler when I helped her move four hours away and even with a hard top the ambient noise was giving me a headache - and I was driving a utilitarian work pickup at the time.

Volvo used to have an unparalleled reputation for safety, right?

I think Saab actually tested better, but Volvo was more than happy to have people circulate this idea

(I've always had a weird, unjustified love for Saabs, which I'm sure would be dashed if I actually owned one)

Saabs are forever associated with the Clickhole "Garbage Sons" article for me now.

https://www.classicargarage.com/assets/images/f/saab-sonett-2-1967-two-stroke-red-rouge-rot-rood-02-3162057f.jpg

A 2-stroke 3 cylinder motor? gimme a break, of course I'm in love

not drive my car? xp

No, "I don't cry. I Saab"

"FIAT" stands for "Fix It Again, Tony"

Found On Road Dead

Terrifying Electric Shitty Loser Asshole

The ignition on the floor novelty of slaabs would be lost in an age of fobs what wld they do to bring back the mystique

I admire Elon Musk, but the real People of the Year are the doctors, nurses, first responders, and scientists who have worked so gallantly—there is no other word—to fight this deadly, constantly transforming virus.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) December 21, 2021

Lost me at "admire".

So how much money has Tesla lost from Musk's Bitcoin investment now?

~$600m

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/elon-musk-son-files-change-201451698.html

Happy Father’s Day Elon

the fact he has a trans kid puts an even more dire context on all his bullshit

congrats, not your kid anymore. hope she’s doing great and no one bothers her about the shithead birth father

4 things that deserve each other
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/sgifcv/elon_musk_jordan_peterson_joe_rogan_and_the/

nightmare blunt rotation

he hasn't tweeted for over a week. hope he's ok.

if by "ok" you mean "being eaten slowly by very lazy but hungry feral hogs"

he's probably taking a sex tourism trip somewhere with a couple of big GOP donors/game hunters while he waits for a fresh hair transplant to heal.

in other words "self care"

I'm referring to him as Buck ROdgers from now on

Strong "I did it 35 minutes ago" energy

Without a common goal,
humanity will fight itself

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) July 6, 2022

ah grasshopper.. you have learned well

Musk deserves a boot to the head.

That's just a "Gabbo!!" tweet where the Big Reveal is "SpaceX!!"

“and that ‘common goal’, funnily enough, is making me and people like me richer and more powerful. yeah I know, seems crazy, but that’s just like, how it is man”

he hasn't tweeted for over a week. hope he's ok.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, June 30, 2022 1:34 AM (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink

If Musk is the Howard Hughes of our time, could he be having a storing-urine-in-bottles phase?

okay!

this mf loves having kids https://t.co/CcyI1bP21H

— jordan (@JordanUhl) July 6, 2022

lmao i've met her. chriiiist.

Musk, who has been an outspoken advocate of bringing more babies into the world, now has nine known children.

https://bsmedia.business-standard.com/_media/bs/img/article/2022-04/08/full/1649401646-6642.jpg

"Who wants to get pregnant!?!

Seriously, I'm ready to go. This cowboy hat just _does it_ for me."

more begats than Genesis

Page Six exclusively reported in September 2021 that Musk and Grimes had broken up.

yeah well having twins with an employee can definitely strain a relationship

Pffft! At this rate he'll never catch up with Genghis Khan.

xp
Ha, I googled the same thing but didn't post because I figured it was common knowledge.

“Known children” is a red flag imo