(clicks "New Poll")
who does the united states hate more?
•women
•children
― "Why is the voice of reason treated as the unreliable narrator?", asked (Austin), Friday, 24 June 2022 18:53 (one year ago) link
literally. rascally fucken reagan.
he looks like wile e coyote in my mind right now. but like a hyper realistic version and i can see all of the bacteria festering around the corners of his mouth. he just kind of walks around thrusting his scrawny, also very disease-infected pelvis upwards and around as he saunters. he tries to make it seem like he's lost control of his own physical movements, but you know it's all an act.
you both know that as he finally makes eye contact with you and turns his roughly furry, but mostly patchy pelvis towards you.
your last words are: " ... but i voted for palin!"
(man this "choose your adventure" book sucks, jfc)
― "Why is the voice of reason treated as the unreliable narrator?", asked (Austin), Friday, 24 June 2022 21:20 (one year ago) link
― "Why is the voice of reason treated as the unreliable narrator?", asked (Austin), Friday, June 24, 2022 2:53 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
otm, what the absolute goddamn fuck
― The 25 Best Songs Ever Ranked In Order (Deflatormouse), Friday, 24 June 2022 22:05 (one year ago) link
hey we elected a black man before we'd let an icky woman in there.
(insert "nervous man who can't decide which button to press" meme. one says "massacre children" and the other says "enslave women" and our friends on the scotus just wanna press both, gosh darnit.)
― "Why is the voice of reason treated as the unreliable narrator?", asked (Austin), Friday, 24 June 2022 22:16 (one year ago) link
like yeah: let's get this sausage party a-goin'!👍🏻
just hope i live to see the day when it will be legally required for every man to have a biomechanical gun implanted onto his gentials. it'll become known as "the crotch cannon" and you better believe there's upgrades available, friend.
― "Why is the voice of reason treated as the unreliable narrator?", asked (Austin), Friday, 24 June 2022 22:21 (one year ago) link
this ruling has been brought to you by country crotches. don't ask what you can do for your crotch cannon, ask what country crotches can do for you. now, with a word in praise of country crotches, here's justice thomas:
"my fellow americans,
lol it's an actual gun for my junk? nice!"
― "Why is the voice of reason treated as the unreliable narrator?", asked (Austin), Friday, 24 June 2022 23:02 (one year ago) link
i mean they already have "crotch rockets", right?
it's the logical next step. c'mon, elon. bring TSLA back from the dumps a little? bit of the old pump and dump, yeah? 'cept we're physically pumping this time, babaaaaayy!
(oh, might have forgotten to mention that one of the crotch cannon's available add-ons is a motor that exists solely to replicate the sound of a revving harley davidson and emit coal exhaust. for the proper gentleman.)
(so basically the rest of the story is elon musk was in on it the whole time, invents crotch cannon, becomes a politician, takes over world, everyone loses lol. the end.)
(also maybe a foregone conclusion, but no girls allowed in any of this kickassery. back to the birthing hive with you, lady!)
-interruption for reality: this is how a a crazy person deals with extremely bad news. sorry if my angry cynical toilet humor is upsetting. i figure: it's already gotten worse than i had ever imagined, might as well go extreme and have a laugh. i don't know how else to process anything. i'll shut up now.-
― "Why is the voice of reason treated as the unreliable narrator?", asked (Austin), Saturday, 25 June 2022 04:30 (one year ago) link
ts: too much media coverage of kate bush vs. too much media coverage of glastonbury
― mookieproof, Saturday, 25 June 2022 04:42 (one year ago) link
either way it’s a nightmare innit
― mookieproof, Saturday, 25 June 2022 04:43 (one year ago) link
i mean they're both avoidable but still
― Harry Styles and fashion (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 June 2022 08:46 (one year ago) link
Both are areas where there could be interesting things to say, but all the coverage consistently misses all opportunities. In the case of Glastonbury, journos are shamelessly turning out the same articles every time.
― Luna Schlosser, Saturday, 25 June 2022 09:01 (one year ago) link
transistor is actually a pretty cool album. some amazing vocal harmonies.
― brimstead, Sunday, 26 June 2022 02:40 (one year ago) link
It seems some men just can't restrain themselves when they hear that phrase: On the Basis of Sex.
― Halfway there but for you, Sunday, 26 June 2022 03:28 (one year ago) link
these are fascinating questions, have you tried being a stoned teenager sitting in on a political theory class
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 26 June 2022 14:41 (one year ago) link
― Halfway there but for you
and on top of that they won't stop sliding into my dms asking _me_ to help
― Kate (rushomancy), Monday, 27 June 2022 18:01 (one year ago) link
The idea that Native Americans were pastoral hippie children really needs to fucking die.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 28 June 2022 12:22 (one year ago) link
Who is saying this
― Osama bin Chinese (gyac), Tuesday, 28 June 2022 12:37 (one year ago) link
and here it is again with peter hammill and robert fripp📹
― Antifa Sandwich Artist (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 28 June 2022 12:49 (one year ago) link
Honestly, an adult starting a complaint with “I’m allowed…” regarding expressing an opinion should be treated as the embarrassment it is.
― Osama bin Chinese (gyac), Tuesday, 28 June 2022 14:27 (one year ago) link
i can easily make a list of, you know, what I'm gonna do it right here, I'm gonna make a list of awesome songs that I love that use that slur but I'm gonna replace it with the non-offensive term:
An Albatross - Cosmic RomaniBill Evans - Dream RomaniBob Dylan - Went To See the Romani ManChubby Checker - RomaniCurtis Mayfield - Romani WomanDamon - Song of a RomaniDonovan - The Enchanted RomaniEddie South - Black RomaniErroll Garner - Romani In My SoulThe Firebirds - Romani FireFotheringay - Romani DaveyJames P. Johnson - Romani BluesJimi Hendrix - Romani EyesKingdom Come - RomaniMiriam Backhouse - Romani Without a RoadThe Orkustra - Romani OdysseyRD Burman - Romani DanceSantana - Black Magic Woman/Romani QueenTim Buckley - Romani Woman
― Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 28 June 2022 16:36 (one year ago) link
― Osama bin Chinese (gyac)
pastoral hippies, mostly
weird, that
― Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 28 June 2022 16:37 (one year ago) link
xp if you’re so bothered by the slur, why didn’t you say anything? Would you necessarily recognise a Romani person by sight? Lots of people have ancestry and don’t disclose it openly.
― Osama bin Chinese (gyac), Tuesday, 28 June 2022 16:42 (one year ago) link
what thread?
― sarahell, Tuesday, 28 June 2022 16:42 (one year ago) link
i'm writing about a complicated situation where i'm not necessarily in the right, like, i'm deliberately making myself vulnerable and not portraying myself as someone who is wise and knows everything, and you're asking me if i might possibly be wrong here, yeah, that's the underlying point i'm trying to get it, i _don't_ know everything and i _do_ get it wrong sometimes and there is a good argument that i got it wrong here. i'm definitely open to, like, particularly if someone who _is_ of romani origin feels _comfortable_, like, nobody's _obligated_ to do it, but if somebody with lived experience that i don't feels comfortable educating me on how i got it wrong, i'm really open to that!
― Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 28 June 2022 16:47 (one year ago) link
I understand and agree with all that, I just didn’t get the part of the post where you decided not to say anything because you didn’t think there were any Romani people there. Surely it is still racist either way?
― Osama bin Chinese (gyac), Tuesday, 28 June 2022 17:01 (one year ago) link
I for one support the effort to cancel Stevie Nicks no matter the method
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 28 June 2022 17:04 (one year ago) link
did you get too many Stevie Nicks inspired dog photos?
― sarahell, Tuesday, 28 June 2022 17:08 (one year ago) link
you know what other movie had impressive crowd scenes
― rob, Tuesday, 28 June 2022 18:32 (one year ago) link
https://makeagif.com/i/jUW9p9
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 28 June 2022 18:36 (one year ago) link
https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-17-2015/jUW9p9.gif
you mean Triumph of the will?
― sarahell, Tuesday, 28 June 2022 19:05 (one year ago) link
yeah, I couldn't resist the joek but didn't want to shit up the RRR thread
― rob, Tuesday, 28 June 2022 19:13 (one year ago) link
triumph of the lol
― sarahell, Tuesday, 28 June 2022 19:18 (one year ago) link
sorry gyac, i gave it my best shot, i got nothin' else
― Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 28 June 2022 19:44 (one year ago) link
― sarahell
baby was a vegetarian
― Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 28 June 2022 19:45 (one year ago) link
The fair was in town this weekend & there was a car parked round our way with the vanity plate G7 PSY
― Wiggum Dorma (wins), Tuesday, 28 June 2022 19:57 (one year ago) link
xps yeah sorry, I’m really not interested in having a go at you, just that part of the post made me not understand that you meant. Sorry about this.
― Osama bin Chinese (gyac), Tuesday, 28 June 2022 21:24 (one year ago) link
no worries, i don't take it that way. i just used to be the kinda person where it was VERY IMPORTANT that everybody UNDERSTAND what i'm ACTUALLY SAYING and nowadays it's more, you know, i do my best but if i don't always communicate well it's not the end of the world. we cool.
― Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 28 June 2022 22:31 (one year ago) link
Thank you, I felt really bad about my posts reading back and I was too hard on you. That attitude is a better way to be.
― Osama bin Chinese (gyac), Tuesday, 28 June 2022 23:37 (one year ago) link
Just say it, man
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 29 June 2022 19:33 (one year ago) link
lmao
That joke is better than Hitler
― flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 29 June 2022 23:17 (one year ago) link
damn well be sure to keep ilx updated on stock market trading tips at least
― the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Thursday, 30 June 2022 16:38 (one year ago) link
I would give money to a child specifically so it could purchase heroin before I would give money to any politician ever.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 30 June 2022 17:52 (one year ago) link
call that harm reduction
― Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 30 June 2022 18:24 (one year ago) link
it's amazing how you do nothing but restate the obvious, yet still think that it's somehow worth posting
― thinkmanship (sleeve), Thursday, 30 June 2022 22:02 (one year ago) link
more of a "branlette" iirc
― budo jeru, Friday, 1 July 2022 00:57 (one year ago) link
― broccoli rabe thomas (the table is the table), Friday, 1 July 2022 02:48 (one year ago) link
ah
― mookieproof, Friday, 1 July 2022 05:10 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/mOzKwa8.png
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Friday, 1 July 2022 16:14 (one year ago) link
keep waiting for the big breakthrough so we can all sing Sondheim tunes at the bar and feel better
― Herby Dutch Baby (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 2 July 2022 18:21 (one year ago) link