Elon Musk

I'm referring to him as Buck ROdgers from now on

Strong "I did it 35 minutes ago" energy

Without a common goal,
humanity will fight itself

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) July 6, 2022

ah grasshopper.. you have learned well

Musk deserves a boot to the head.

That's just a "Gabbo!!" tweet where the Big Reveal is "SpaceX!!"

“and that ‘common goal’, funnily enough, is making me and people like me richer and more powerful. yeah I know, seems crazy, but that’s just like, how it is man”

he hasn't tweeted for over a week. hope he's ok.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, June 30, 2022 1:34 AM (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink

If Musk is the Howard Hughes of our time, could he be having a storing-urine-in-bottles phase?

okay!

this mf loves having kids https://t.co/CcyI1bP21H

— jordan (@JordanUhl) July 6, 2022

lmao i've met her. chriiiist.

Musk, who has been an outspoken advocate of bringing more babies into the world, now has nine known children.

https://bsmedia.business-standard.com/_media/bs/img/article/2022-04/08/full/1649401646-6642.jpg

"Who wants to get pregnant!?!

Seriously, I'm ready to go. This cowboy hat just _does it_ for me."

more begats than Genesis

Page Six exclusively reported in September 2021 that Musk and Grimes had broken up.

yeah well having twins with an employee can definitely strain a relationship

Pffft! At this rate he'll never catch up with Genghis Khan.

xp
Ha, I googled the same thing but didn't post because I figured it was common knowledge.

“Known children” is a red flag imo

Yeah, it's probably pretty doubtful he knows them.

The story specifically cites him as saying he doesn’t really have anything to do with his young children, that’s the mother’s job, but he expects that when they’re in their teens he’ll take them to (eg) look at the Great Wall and terracotta warriors if he has business meetings in China.

that sounds really, really, really bad for the kids.

Probably better than being around him lots, tbf.

Imagine the sounds he makes when he cums.

“That was epic”

I don’t get it… does Tesla manufacture his condoms too?

— Extra Sauce Queen Li’l 🌳 (@karengeier) July 6, 2022

zing!

Man I just do not like the new MST.

“That was epic”

Ugh I always get stray abandoned sentences in there

he's had a... more than normal number of these kids via IVF/surrogacy considering a few factors

not saying that's the case with this newly-discovered mother, but the fact she had twins takes on some weirdness given everything else

yeah was thinking the same

there really is a thing with rich weirdos and having a load of kids via surrogates, my wife was just telling me about a Chinese billionaire who just had 100 babies via surrogates, all eggs from white American women, all kids to be raised in the USA

twins are more common when conceived in zero G

The ego and sociopathy of your average billionaire resulting in a desire to spread their glorious seed as far and wide as possible is... unsurprising.

Lmao https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2022/07/07/elon-musk-twitter-jeopardy/

No shit!

as matt levine notes musk already agreed to buy the company, so he kinda has to buy it

the reason that elon musk can't get out of the deal over the bots thing is not that he "waived due diligence." it's that he SIGNED A BINDING AGREEMENT TO BUY TWITTER, and that agreement does not have any outs for "i think there are too many bots."

— Matt Levine (@matt_levine) July 7, 2022

which does he have more of now, children he neglects or companies he neglects

what about that poor spaceman he launched in a tesla a couple years back? the most neglected of all

Grimes's mom today:
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">When did the idea of manhood descend to being the most infantile & obnoxious person in the room?</p>— Sandy Garossino 🇨🇦🌻 (@Garossino) <a href="

When did the idea of manhood descend to being the most infantile & obnoxious person in the room?

— Sandy Garossino 🇨🇦🌻 (@Garossino) July 8, 2022

where were the warning signs?

That's just the free market deciding what the idea of manhood should be

ok

BREAKING: Elon Musk says he is terminating his $44 billion Twitter deal https://t.co/X1qiGld4bM pic.twitter.com/6gTTyn6yFV

— Reuters (@Reuters) July 8, 2022

see he does know how to pull out

Ahhh, so Elon does know how to pull out after all

— MisterZofter (@Zoftwarz) July 8, 2022

ha! he still has to pay them a billion to weasel out, right? Twitter might actually turn a modest profit in July

https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2020/09/ELON.SPACEX.web_.jpg

Pouring one out for all the fascists who were waiting to get unbanned

He has to pay them $1 billion 10 years from now after everything is tied up in lawsuits in the meantime.

ha! he still has to pay them a billion to weasel out, right? Twitter might actually turn a modest profit in July

― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, July 8, 2022 5:39 PM (four seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

according to the contract he still has to pay the entire cost and in fact buy the company, the billion termination fee is for if somehow he couldnt get the deal done his financing fell through or whatever, but of course hes the richest man in the world so he can just buy twitter out of pocket which he has agreed to do

Be funny if they banned him

he can go to court maybe twitter will get sick of him and say fuck it but it seems like people who know what theyre talking about are saying this is a very open and shut case, he has agreed to buy the company

Here’s the letter