there really is a thing with rich weirdos and having a load of kids via surrogates, my wife was just telling me about a Chinese billionaire who just had 100 babies via surrogates, all eggs from white American women, all kids to be raised in the USA
― Sudden Birdnet Thus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 7 July 2022 19:26 (one year ago) link
twins are more common when conceived in zero G
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 7 July 2022 19:45 (one year ago) link
The ego and sociopathy of your average billionaire resulting in a desire to spread their glorious seed as far and wide as possible is... unsurprising.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 7 July 2022 20:10 (one year ago) link
Lmao https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2022/07/07/elon-musk-twitter-jeopardy/
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 7 July 2022 21:00 (one year ago) link
No shit!
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 7 July 2022 21:01 (one year ago) link
as matt levine notes musk already agreed to buy the company, so he kinda has to buy it
the reason that elon musk can't get out of the deal over the bots thing is not that he "waived due diligence." it's that he SIGNED A BINDING AGREEMENT TO BUY TWITTER, and that agreement does not have any outs for "i think there are too many bots."— Matt Levine (@matt_levine) July 7, 2022
― lag∞n, Thursday, 7 July 2022 21:16 (one year ago) link
which does he have more of now, children he neglects or companies he neglects
― Vinnie, Thursday, 7 July 2022 23:25 (one year ago) link
what about that poor spaceman he launched in a tesla a couple years back? the most neglected of all
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 7 July 2022 23:46 (one year ago) link
Grimes's mom today:<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">When did the idea of manhood descend to being the most infantile & obnoxious person in the room?</p>— Sandy Garossino 🇨🇦🌻 (@Garossino) <a href="
When did the idea of manhood descend to being the most infantile & obnoxious person in the room?— Sandy Garossino 🇨🇦🌻 (@Garossino) July 8, 2022
― everything, Friday, 8 July 2022 05:23 (one year ago) link
where were the warning signs?
― Herby Dutch Baby (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 8 July 2022 05:31 (one year ago) link
That's just the free market deciding what the idea of manhood should be
― Vinnie, Friday, 8 July 2022 06:34 (one year ago) link
ok
BREAKING: Elon Musk says he is terminating his $44 billion Twitter deal https://t.co/X1qiGld4bM pic.twitter.com/6gTTyn6yFV— Reuters (@Reuters) July 8, 2022
― lag∞n, Friday, 8 July 2022 21:35 (one year ago) link
see he does know how to pull out
― frogbs, Friday, 8 July 2022 21:36 (one year ago) link
Ahhh, so Elon does know how to pull out after all— MisterZofter (@Zoftwarz) July 8, 2022
― papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 8 July 2022 21:36 (one year ago) link
ha! he still has to pay them a billion to weasel out, right? Twitter might actually turn a modest profit in July
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 8 July 2022 21:39 (one year ago) link
https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2020/09/ELON.SPACEX.web_.jpg
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 8 July 2022 21:41 (one year ago) link
Pouring one out for all the fascists who were waiting to get unbanned
― Osama bin Chinese (gyac), Friday, 8 July 2022 21:41 (one year ago) link
He has to pay them $1 billion 10 years from now after everything is tied up in lawsuits in the meantime.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 8 July 2022 21:42 (one year ago) link
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, July 8, 2022 5:39 PM (four seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink
according to the contract he still has to pay the entire cost and in fact buy the company, the billion termination fee is for if somehow he couldnt get the deal done his financing fell through or whatever, but of course hes the richest man in the world so he can just buy twitter out of pocket which he has agreed to do
― lag∞n, Friday, 8 July 2022 21:42 (one year ago) link
Be funny if they banned him
― Osama bin Chinese (gyac), Friday, 8 July 2022 21:43 (one year ago) link
he can go to court maybe twitter will get sick of him and say fuck it but it seems like people who know what theyre talking about are saying this is a very open and shut case, he has agreed to buy the company
― lag∞n, Friday, 8 July 2022 21:44 (one year ago) link
Here’s the letter
― Osama bin Chinese (gyac), Friday, 8 July 2022 21:53 (one year ago) link
Oh, the billable hours.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 8 July 2022 21:54 (one year ago) link
This will free up funds for his hostile takeover of ILXor, we're all in for a big payout
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 8 July 2022 22:13 (one year ago) link
doesn't sound very hostile
― mark s, Friday, 8 July 2022 22:30 (one year ago) link
would he even be the worst poster?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jarndyce_and_Jarndyce
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 8 July 2022 22:31 (one year ago) link
― broccoli rabe thomas (the table is the table), Friday, 8 July 2022 22:40 (one year ago) link
see you in the court of chancery bitch
The Twitter Board is committed to closing the transaction on the price and terms agreed upon with Mr. Musk and plans to pursue legal action to enforce the merger agreement. We are confident we will prevail in the Delaware Court of Chancery.— Bret Taylor (@btaylor) July 8, 2022
― lag∞n, Saturday, 9 July 2022 02:01 (one year ago) link
Banning him would be bad for business and probably bad for their soon to be lawsuit somehow but god would it be funny.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 9 July 2022 02:09 (one year ago) link
ok it is pretty funny that all of Trumpland is mad at him now too
― frogbs, Saturday, 9 July 2022 03:09 (one year ago) link
He should pour billions of dollars into the Libertarians.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 9 July 2022 04:41 (one year ago) link
But for an accident of birth we could have a Musk/Yang '24 campaign.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 9 July 2022 04:42 (one year ago) link
remember when everyone was excited about Kanye running in 2020 cuz it might peel off some of the Trump votes
I think Elon could actually do it
― frogbs, Saturday, 9 July 2022 04:50 (one year ago) link
we'll never get to find out
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 9 July 2022 04:59 (one year ago) link
jarndyce & jarndyce concludes when the money at issue is finally entirely eaten up by court costs
this might be a way down the road -- and it also might not be as far down as musk fronts it -- but it would be an amusing conclusion: EM fully beggars himself with years of litigation lol 🤞🏽
― mark s, Saturday, 9 July 2022 09:43 (one year ago) link
smartest businessman in the world spends billions on not buying something
― bury my heart in wounded kieth (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 9 July 2022 12:46 (one year ago) link
It’s notes you don’t play
― F'kin Magnetometers, how do they work? (President Keyes), Saturday, 9 July 2022 13:33 (one year ago) link
Elon Musk: “I’m terminating my deal to buy Twitter.” Twitter to @eIonmusk pic.twitter.com/TcMLs7WcrO— High Yield Harry (@HighyieldHarry) July 9, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 9 July 2022 15:12 (one year ago) link
haa
― lag∞n, Saturday, 9 July 2022 15:17 (one year ago) link
Don’t see that happening
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 9 July 2022 15:20 (one year ago) link
eion musk
― lag∞n, Saturday, 9 July 2022 15:27 (one year ago) link
Well you got me, well done
― Sudden Birdnet Thus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 9 July 2022 15:31 (one year ago) link
I never recommend Twitter but today I do. Simply for reading the Elon Stan's who r insisting Twitter execs are going to jail for fraud lmao
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 9 July 2022 16:12 (one year ago) link
emergency edition of levine: https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2022-07-09/elon-s-out
― mookieproof, Saturday, 9 July 2022 16:22 (one year ago) link
This is a brilliant move by Elon Musk. First he made an offer Twitter couldn't refuse, with the caveat of Twitter cooperating with due diligence. Unsatisfied, Musk backs out. If Twitter sues, the discovery process will sink Twitter as sure as an iceberg sank the Titanic.— trpdo (@trpdo) July 9, 2022
― lag∞n, Saturday, 9 July 2022 16:30 (one year ago) link
god i wish somebody blindly loved me like that
― bury my heart in wounded kieth (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 9 July 2022 16:36 (one year ago) link
something weirdly touching in their faith that he became the richest man in the world through being some sort of genius instead of incredible luck of birth & government subsidies.
― Sudden Birdnet Thus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 9 July 2022 16:52 (one year ago) link
To be fair he did put the board in an impossible position and has done damage that will take years to fix. Doesn’t really matter if that was his intent.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 9 July 2022 16:52 (one year ago) link
trpdo_guy
― Vast Halo, Saturday, 9 July 2022 17:04 (one year ago) link