Paul Stanley banter single????

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Think it's "do not drink and drive" with a bad edit. And why do I keep hearing Daffy Duck in his delivery? As in.."How many girlths liked to get licked?"

― stu (stu), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 21:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Think it's "do not drink and drive" with a bad edit.

That's no fun, I like my take! He's a very specific alcoholic!

And why do I keep hearing Daffy Duck in his delivery?

He's always had that weird lisp. The evidence there for hearing on Kiss Alive.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 21:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Ned, you are a genius. I am making my CD cover with your tracklisting right now.

― T/S: Pinks/Oki Dog/Scoobys/Tail o' the Pup (Bent Over at the Arclight), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 21:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Kudos to Ned on the tracklist. Lovely!

― Edward Bax (EdBax), Thursday, 9 February 2006 00:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Ned, you are a genius. I am making my CD cover with your tracklisting right now.

:-) Are you actually designing something? I'd love a copy!

I intend to input this into the CDDB tonight.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 9 February 2006 00:59 (eighteen years ago) link

I designed an amazing cover, using a Google-image searched "collage of pencil drawings of Paul Stanley" that should come up on the first page, and I put the title in a KISS font I got somewhere long ago.
And all 70 track names fit on the back in tiny 7 point arial!

I would love to share the cover, but I was pretty DIY about it, using my work's copier machine!

Wait - make your own!:

Free Downloadable KISS Font: http://www.kissarmywarehouse.com/kissfreaks.com/desktop.htm
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Cover Image: http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Mezzanine/5627/paul.jpg
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Tracklisting courtesy Ned R.
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The Best CD of 2006.

― T/S: Pinks/Oki Dog/Scoobys/Tail o' the Pup (Bent Over at the Arclight), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:36 (eighteen years ago) link

(this thread justifies every bitchy comment ever made on ILM, by the way)

― T/S: Pinks/Oki Dog/Scoobys/Tail o' the Pup (Bent Over at the Arclight), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:38 (eighteen years ago) link

You very good man.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:46 (eighteen years ago) link

YOU are a very good man, Ned
xo

― Nick Holmes (nother), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:54 (eighteen years ago) link

You Deserve To Give Yourselves a Round of Applause LET’S GO!

― Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:56 (eighteen years ago) link

YOU are a very good man, Ned

Wuv, etc.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:01 (eighteen years ago) link

Okay folks, the tracklisting is in Gracenote CDDB, so download and ID tag and go nuts...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Examples of original paintings by Paul Stanley:

www.celebrityfineart.com/ celeb/pstanleybio.html

― Pangolino 2, Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:00 (eighteen years ago) link

oops - crap.

www.celebrityfineart.com/celeb/pstanleybio.html

― Pangolino 2, Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:01 (eighteen years ago) link

This explains the "I heard some of you people like to drink tequila / I heard some of you like to drink human urine" followed by spectacular applause on the Boulder - Unleashed in the Midwest LP.

― Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Wait, hold on Ian, had you never heard the legendary rant Paul gives on Kiss Alive all those years back introducing "Cold Gin"? I'm honestly befuddled, that's the one piece of stage hoohah by him EVERYONE knows! Alice Donut did a near word-for-word parody of it on their live album and that was over a decade ago.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh wow, that pencil drawing is fantastic!

Would love to see the final cover.

― Edward Bax (EdBax), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:27 (eighteen years ago) link

"YOU DON'T MIND IF WE GO WAY BACK TO... OLD SCHOOL KISS, DO YA???!!!"

Took ages, but I managed to get the Zip file from the original site last night, and my God, this is amazing. How does he do that without shredding his vocal cords?

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Thursday, 9 February 2006 18:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Kiss Alive? Man, I'm not 1000 years old yet! I jumped on board a couple years after If You Want Blood, You Got It, and Unleashed in the East. Both are great albums, but pitifully free of crowd raps. Scorpions' Tokyo Tapes delivers the goods -- heavily accented German frontman screaming in English to a Japanese audience.

I know W.A.S.P. was kicked off a mid-80s Kiss tour for stealing Stanley's crowd raps!

― Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Thursday, 9 February 2006 18:56 (eighteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Will someone who has this please make a torrent and uplaod it to a dependable tracker?
PLEASE I"M BEGGING YOU

― veionus bulbus, Wednesday, 1 March 2006 19:44 (eighteen years ago) link

bummer

― corey c (shock of daylight), Monday, 6 March 2006 21:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Can somebody YSI this again please?

― Mugs, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 12:10 (eighteen years ago) link

great sketch.
thanks for the tracklisitng .
i dle'd the zip files a few weeks ago from here.
thanks to the poster.

― retrogurl, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 12:16 (eighteen years ago) link

this thing is unbelievable.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 22:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Last night at the Jimmy Pardo Show - a "late-night talk show" (with an audience, but no cameras) at the Upright Citizen's Brigade Theatre - they were pausing periodically to check in with Paul Stanley via satellite uplink, which meant throwing up a still photo of him and playing a few onstage banter clips.

― morris pavilion (samjeff), Friday, 17 March 2006 17:05 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...

christ does anyone have this still? I MUST HEAR IT

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 21:18 (sixteen years ago) link

You can find it just using Google.

― Euler, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 21:23 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah i just found it. thanks though.

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 21:24 (sixteen years ago) link

Ha, what do you know, where it all began -- including the original cover!

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c59/Muldoomstone/4ed06607.jpg

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 21:25 (sixteen years ago) link

my lord i'd never seen the cover. the horror.

― M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 21:28 (sixteen years ago) link

I was talkin' to some people backstage and they told me. They to-oh-oh-oh-old me that no Paul Stanley stage rap CD is complete without the "what a bummer, I really wanted to come out there" track from Anaheim in 2000.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 21:31 (sixteen years ago) link

I grabbed the stuff off WFMU, but there must be more than that...?

― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 21:34 (sixteen years ago) link

MY EYES!!!!

― Alex in NYC, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:00 (sixteen years ago) link

What, you have a problem with his hair-encrusted manties?

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:03 (sixteen years ago) link

jesus i've nearly choked on my food like 3 times already while listening to this

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:05 (sixteen years ago) link

Yes, eating and drinking anything while listening to this = NOT a good idea.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:11 (sixteen years ago) link

Unless it's cold gin of course.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:11 (sixteen years ago) link

"Theeah's gotta be some people out there tonight that drink TEQUILA"

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:18 (sixteen years ago) link

The "uzi of ooze" line is sure to be a hit with the ladies.

― Euler, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:21 (sixteen years ago) link

I've got it properly tagged with the track titles above on slsk.
look me up as sbsweaty

― Mike Dixn, Thursday, 9 August 2007 00:44 (sixteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

http://www.decibelmagazine.com/uploadedFiles/CannCorp_livechicago_mix.mp3

― latebloomer, Saturday, 29 March 2008 10:03 (sixteen years ago) link

where is banter poll

― Shakey Mo Collier, Saturday, 29 March 2008 16:18 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

People Let Me Get This Off My Chest Comix:
http://beeteedee.com/master_orator.html

― Mike Dixn, Friday, 4 December 2009 15:29 (fourteen years ago) link

The panel in comic 12 with Paul sitting next to the huge old timey radio is golden

― I AGREE WITH THE COSMETIC SURGERY (DJ Mencap), Friday, 4 December 2009 15:37 (fourteen years ago) link

Dear me.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 4 December 2009 15:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Fugazi vers:

http://www.chunklet.com/index.cfm?section=blogs&ID=574

― Disco Stfu (Raw Patrick), Friday, 4 December 2009 15:44 (fourteen years ago) link

two years pass...

HOW MANY PPL HERE LIKE TO GET LICKED?????

― mh (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 12 November 2012 21:35 (eleven years ago) link

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/281776_o.gif

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 12 November 2012 21:37 (eleven years ago) link

This is the greatest Kiss related thing ever (though Jon Wurster's live tweets of Criss's autobio are a close second).

My favorite is actually Gene yelling what I for the longest time thought was "PITCH-BACK!!!" and I for the life of my could not figure out what he was really saying until it went off like a light one day when I was listening to it. He's saying "Pittsburgh".

― chr1sb3singer, Monday, 12 November 2012 21:44 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28DugXh5k6o#!

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 10 January 2013 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

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