ha!
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 14 July 2022 21:41 (one year ago) link
elon musk woody allen
About 1,270,000 results (0.49 seconds)
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 July 2022 21:58 (one year ago) link
I mean that's a little of an unfair joke, Elon is pretty clearly taking the anti-impregnating-your-stepdaughter side here
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 14 July 2022 22:08 (one year ago) link
Only because he had likely been led to understand that she was off the table.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 14 July 2022 22:33 (one year ago) link
he has zero stepdaughters last I’ve checked, don’t know how we can ascertain his true stance
― mh, Friday, 15 July 2022 04:53 (one year ago) link
Looking mighty vat-grown...
ayo fanboys, come pick up your mans pic.twitter.com/8tDeytQ8ln— E.W. Niedermeyer (@Tweetermeyer) July 18, 2022
― but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 18 July 2022 19:14 (one year ago) link
bodyshaming sucks
― sean gramophone, Monday, 18 July 2022 19:30 (one year ago) link
otm
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 18 July 2022 19:47 (one year ago) link
Allergic Reaction - The FSAI announced the recall of a batch of Dunnes Stores White Sub Rolls because it was mispacked with Dunnes Stores Floury White Baps. The bap product contains milk and eggs which... Food Poisoning https://t.co/DpKDmRaGYp #allergicreaction pic.twitter.com/mX8rKGM9rJ— Iwaspoisoned.com (@iwaspoisoned_) July 18, 2022
― mh, Monday, 18 July 2022 20:23 (one year ago) link
lol the guy hosing him down
― lag∞n, Monday, 18 July 2022 20:51 (one year ago) link
good work if you can get it
― Clay, Monday, 18 July 2022 20:56 (one year ago) link
"Moisten the front"
― rob, Monday, 18 July 2022 21:05 (one year ago) link
Fwiw the tweeter did say that it isn't okay to body shame people, but that for Elon Musk it is okay. And tbh, I agree.
― broccoli rabe thomas (the table is the table), Monday, 18 July 2022 21:50 (one year ago) link
Something about his shape in profile reminded me of something, and then I realized it was the disproportioned protagonist from Altered Beast:https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/screen/full/7/1/6/160716.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 18 July 2022 22:00 (one year ago) link
whiter shade of pale
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 18 July 2022 22:13 (one year ago) link
That's the part that amazed me. Not that he's fat — of course he's fat, he's a 52-year-old pothead. But he looks like he lives in a damp, lightless underground cave! I mean, does he dig the tunnels for the Boring Company himself?
― but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 18 July 2022 22:27 (one year ago) link
50% of my genes come from Scotland, 25% from Wales and 25% from wherever Russian Mennonites started out in Germany but even I'm not that pale.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 18 July 2022 22:28 (one year ago) link
kinda wish i had not a single follicle of body hair
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 18 July 2022 22:33 (one year ago) link
"A larval Baron Harkonnen" LOL
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 18 July 2022 22:36 (one year ago) link
grimes had sex multiple times with this person, quite alarming— Hard Drum Will Never Die, But You Will (@caostrofia) July 18, 2022
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 18 July 2022 22:48 (one year ago) link
lol the guy hosing him down― lag∞n, Monday, July 18, 2022 3:51 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― lag∞n, Monday, July 18, 2022 3:51 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
Ari Emmanuel!
― jaymc, Monday, 18 July 2022 23:46 (one year ago) link
o shit lol
― lag∞n, Monday, 18 July 2022 23:51 (one year ago) link
truly depraved people
oh god
― mh, Tuesday, 19 July 2022 00:32 (one year ago) link
_lol the guy hosing him down― lag∞n, Monday, July 18, 2022 3:51 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink_Ari Emmanuel!
― Antifa Sandwich Artist (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 19 July 2022 00:48 (one year ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FYCoxY6WIAANj9w?format=png&name=small
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 July 2022 16:03 (one year ago) link
based on those photos I'd say that Musk is definitely more than 5% butt
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 19 July 2022 16:05 (one year ago) link
I'd say buy at 5%, because he's always going to be a bigger ass.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 July 2022 16:06 (one year ago) link
don't threaten me with a good time, business insider
Please. Please. I am begging God. pic.twitter.com/c4C2XR8NNG— Zombie That Only Eats Cops (@MaxKnightley) July 19, 2022
― built like a kit malthouse (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 20 July 2022 09:50 (one year ago) link
they cant touch him he has studied the teachings of JOHN McAFEE
― mark s, Wednesday, 20 July 2022 09:59 (one year ago) link
Someone said his torso looks like the result of taking steroids without doing any lifting.
― Chris L, Wednesday, 20 July 2022 10:19 (one year ago) link
(The Twitter uptick is at least in part because the judge decided on a trial in October. Twitter had asked for September, Musk for February I think - both to set the framing that this a complicated matter requiring a lot of experts and discovery to determine an accurate bot count, and because his financing runs out in April)
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 20 July 2022 10:59 (one year ago) link
The market clearly thinks he's going to pay more than the billion fee to get out of this, which I also think.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 20 July 2022 16:11 (one year ago) link
yeah the fact that the judge set the trial date early implies that his marketing powers do not extend to the delaware court of chancery
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2022 16:21 (one year ago) link
Chancery does not fuck around with mergers, they move fast
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 20 July 2022 16:24 (one year ago) link
what is the over/under on how many times Elon shouts out "OBJECTION!" from his seat in the court room, like he's on Law and Order in a criminal trial
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 July 2022 16:42 (one year ago) link
as a client he'd be stopped after the first in favour of counsel, please please PLEASE let him be representing himself lol
― mark s, Wednesday, 20 July 2022 16:56 (one year ago) link
wont even be there too busy getting hosed down
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2022 17:00 (one year ago) link
yeah, might be the first case of a party testifying from low earth orbit
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 20 July 2022 17:04 (one year ago) link
you know what the Cybertruck's shape makes sense to me now
― frogbs, Thursday, 21 July 2022 02:59 (one year ago) link
lol
The amount of attention on me has gone supernova, which super sucks. Unfortunately, even trivial articles about me generate a lot of clicks :(Will try my best to be heads down focused on doing useful things for civilization.— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) July 25, 2022
― lag∞n, Monday, 25 July 2022 23:13 (one year ago) link
...like shutting up?
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 25 July 2022 23:19 (one year ago) link
Only time he’s heads down focused is when he’s sucking his own dick.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Monday, 25 July 2022 23:57 (one year ago) link
super sucking
― maf you one two (maffew12), Tuesday, 26 July 2022 00:35 (one year ago) link
The fucking frowny face what a dipshit loser this guy is
― frogbs, Tuesday, 26 July 2022 00:46 (one year ago) link
Like you’re the richest man on the planet with an army of sycophants who will defend literally everything you do and instead you’re crying on Twitter like a 9th grader who farted in class and got caught
― frogbs, Tuesday, 26 July 2022 00:48 (one year ago) link
Awwww poor widdle baby
Haven’t even had sex in ages (sigh)— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) July 25, 2022
― frogbs, Tuesday, 26 July 2022 00:55 (one year ago) link
Yeah but when Elon farts it creates so many clicks, it’s not like the other boys :(
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 26 July 2022 00:56 (one year ago) link
"what if you gave an 18-year old incel $200 billion" is the worst episode of Black Mirror.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 26 July 2022 00:59 (one year ago) link
An incel with kids all over town
― Antifa Sandwich Artist (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 26 July 2022 01:54 (one year ago) link