Only time he’s heads down focused is when he’s sucking his own dick.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Monday, 25 July 2022 23:57 (one year ago) link
super sucking
― maf you one two (maffew12), Tuesday, 26 July 2022 00:35 (one year ago) link
The fucking frowny face what a dipshit loser this guy is
― frogbs, Tuesday, 26 July 2022 00:46 (one year ago) link
Like you’re the richest man on the planet with an army of sycophants who will defend literally everything you do and instead you’re crying on Twitter like a 9th grader who farted in class and got caught
― frogbs, Tuesday, 26 July 2022 00:48 (one year ago) link
Awwww poor widdle baby
Haven’t even had sex in ages (sigh)— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) July 25, 2022
― frogbs, Tuesday, 26 July 2022 00:55 (one year ago) link
Yeah but when Elon farts it creates so many clicks, it’s not like the other boys :(
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 26 July 2022 00:56 (one year ago) link
"what if you gave an 18-year old incel $200 billion" is the worst episode of Black Mirror.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 26 July 2022 00:59 (one year ago) link
An incel with kids all over town
― Antifa Sandwich Artist (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 26 July 2022 01:54 (one year ago) link
that "boo-hoo everyone's paying attention to me and i hate it" bs is such transparent reverse psych/br'er rabbit dickery and i am much too clever to take the bait
― CYANIDE MUKBANG (cat), Tuesday, 26 July 2022 21:52 (one year ago) link
o no! well at least the bait had the delicious flavor of empty schadenfreude
― CYANIDE MUKBANG (cat), Tuesday, 26 July 2022 21:55 (one year ago) link
the evil capitalist from 100 years ago with the top hat and cigar - at least that guy had some dignity. being ruled by a redditor is just fucking humiliating
― Left, Tuesday, 26 July 2022 22:30 (one year ago) link
"Haven't impregnated an subordinate in ages (sigh)"
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 26 July 2022 22:33 (one year ago) link
He's bitching about the attention he's getting for having an affair with Nicole Shanahan, the wife of Sergei Brin.
In other words, this is all so much humblebragging. I hope his dick falls off.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 26 July 2022 22:38 (one year ago) link
while he is obvs a huge attention whore i dont doubt he has regrets about some of his recent press, his q score has suffered
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 July 2022 22:40 (one year ago) link
His p score remains on pin though (heyo)
― castanuts (DJP), Tuesday, 26 July 2022 23:24 (one year ago) link
lol that was supposed to be “point” that’s what I get for trying to be a smart ass while tipsy
I was joking at work yesterday that in this workplace, we don't talk about two things: Tesla stock, and how many children Elon Musk has at this point in time
both are just arbitrary numbers tbh
― mh, Wednesday, 27 July 2022 14:13 (one year ago) link
many people are following this
https://twitter.com/chancery_daily
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 28 July 2022 00:21 (one year ago) link
lmao compelling him to buy twitter would be a violation of his rights under the 13th amendment https://www.barrons.com/articles/twitter-musk-specific-performance-thirteenth-amendment-51659101363
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 29 July 2022 19:22 (one year ago) link
smh body shaming
Elon Musk's disdain for his dad probably just intensified, after the 76-year-old Musk patriarch essentially called his son fat and said he's not proud of him. https://t.co/VIuzOC5i7w— TMZ (@TMZ) August 1, 2022
― lag∞n, Monday, 1 August 2022 14:39 (one year ago) link
finalFINAL202207311829.jpg pic.twitter.com/uV2Lc4XUoQ— The Chancery Daily (@chancery_daily) July 31, 2022
― mh, Monday, 1 August 2022 23:36 (one year ago) link
G’day @elonmusk, I’m a reporter at @abcnews that’s been covering the discovery of @SpaceX debris in Australia. Just wondering, is anyone from your team coming to collect it?Here’s a pic of one of the pieces👇 pic.twitter.com/NcJeuigQzx— Adriane Reardon (@adrianereardon) August 3, 2022
― Vance Vance Devolution (sic), Wednesday, 3 August 2022 14:41 (one year ago) link
"Clearly this is not going to turn into a horrible diplomatic event”sad crowd: “awwwww.”
― Warning: Choking Hazard (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 3 August 2022 18:41 (one year ago) link
truly the billionaire we deserve
I hereby challenge @paraga to a public debate about the Twitter bot percentage. Let him prove to the public that Twitter has <5% fake or spam daily users!— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) August 6, 2022
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 6 August 2022 18:45 (one year ago) link
i was just down at the gas station and overheard two guys (pickup truck owners) discussing twitters bot percentage, they both agreed it was probably more than five percent
― lag∞n, Saturday, 6 August 2022 18:50 (one year ago) link
I hereby challenge Elon Musk to a debate that Tesla should accept Dogecoin for cars! :)— Matt Wallace (@MattWallace888) August 6, 2022
― lag∞n, Saturday, 6 August 2022 18:51 (one year ago) link
how good are teslas pic.twitter.com/nPDUK9ZHik— matt (@mattDCLXVI) August 5, 2022
― but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 6 August 2022 23:30 (one year ago) link
oop
― lag∞n, Sunday, 7 August 2022 03:03 (one year ago) link
BREAKING: Elon Musk sells 3.3 million Tesla shares, worth over $4.3 billion.— The Spectator Index (@spectatorindex) August 10, 2022
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 August 2022 01:42 (one year ago) link
"worth"
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 10 August 2022 01:43 (one year ago) link
*MUSK SELLS AT LEAST 7.92M TESLA SHARES WORTH $6.89B: FILINGS(yes it is Tuesday)— Sean O'Kane (@sokane1) August 10, 2022
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 August 2022 02:20 (one year ago) link
It’s 2022, and Teslas still aren’t stopping for children. pic.twitter.com/GGBh6sAYZS— Taylor Ogan (@TaylorOgan) August 9, 2022
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 August 2022 02:43 (one year ago) link
This looks like it's worth a read
“Elon Musk admitted to his biographer that the reason the Hyperloop was announced—even tho he had no intention of pursuing it—was to try to disrupt the California high-speed rail project to get in the way of that actually succeeding.” — @ParisMarx @Gizmodo https://t.co/qj5WyO4oGR— Brent Toderian (@BrentToderian) August 10, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 10 August 2022 09:17 (one year ago) link
the guy who will save the environment
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 August 2022 12:20 (one year ago) link
Is there anyone in the Bay Area with a child who can run in front of my car on Full Self-Driving Beta to make a point? I promise I won't run them over... (will disengage if needed) (this is a serious request)— Whole Mars Catalog (@WholeMarsBlog) August 9, 2022
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 August 2022 16:16 (one year ago) link
Lmao
― Mar - a - Lago, or 120 Days of Sodom (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 10 August 2022 17:13 (one year ago) link
Narrator: He did not make a point.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 10 August 2022 17:28 (one year ago) link
Parody so good you can't tell it's parody
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 10 August 2022 17:33 (one year ago) link
2016: the revolutionary $35,000 Tesla Model 3 is going to bring EV ownership within reach of the mass market, making zero-emission mobility truly affordable.2022: the average Tesla costs over $13k more than the average Lexus, and roughly the same amount as a Mercedes or BMW. pic.twitter.com/U2osrEoAoA— E.W. Niedermeyer (@Tweetermeyer) August 16, 2022
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 August 2022 19:27 (one year ago) link
Grimes Announces Plans To Get Vampire Teeth, Elf Ears
https://www.stereogum.com/2196423/grimes-announces-plans-to-get-vampire-teeth-elf-ears/news/
exciting time to be alive
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 16 August 2022 19:33 (one year ago) link
elon: hark my elf my little nightwalkergrimes: hello
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 August 2022 19:48 (one year ago) link
She doesn’t have them already?
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 17 August 2022 00:42 (one year ago) link
Guess i should have read the first sentence
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 17 August 2022 00:43 (one year ago) link
Grimes X Mortiis collab when
― papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 17 August 2022 00:46 (one year ago) link
Lmao man utd truly the Twitter of football, he has a type
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 17 August 2022 00:49 (one year ago) link
Congrats to the five people in the purple circle—which I believe is empty by 2020. You have the support of Elon Musk.Should be really good for fundraising purposes! Not a lot of competition.(Map is ideological overlap in Congress from here: https://t.co/UXPWTwcx7z) https://t.co/6y4w3cN3zZ pic.twitter.com/C1gSUyY8Se— John Pfaff (@JohnFPfaff) August 17, 2022
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 17 August 2022 01:11 (one year ago) link
Also, I’m buying Manchester United ur welcome— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) August 17, 2022
wait what
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 17 August 2022 01:14 (one year ago) link
^^^^
― thinkmanship (sleeve), Wednesday, 17 August 2022 01:15 (one year ago) link
you gotta tip your cap lol
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 17 August 2022 01:24 (one year ago) link