God, that photo is disturbing.
― jmm, Saturday, 30 July 2022 02:17 (one year ago) link
he still has a way to go before he reaches end-stage al davis
― mookieproof, Saturday, 30 July 2022 02:39 (one year ago) link
"Y’know, the thing about a shark, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes."
― earlnash, Saturday, 30 July 2022 13:36 (one year ago) link
As a tax researcher, I was skeptical of rumors Trump buried his ex-wife in that sad little plot of dirt on his Bedminster, NJ golf course just for tax breaks. So I checked the NJ tax code & folks...it's a trifecta of tax avoidance. Property, income & sales tax, all eliminated. pic.twitter.com/VDZBlDyuhQ— Brooke Harrington (@EBHarrington) July 31, 2022
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 31 July 2022 17:56 (one year ago) link
There are many reasons I love living in NJ, but this place is crooked as fuck in a whole lot of ways, large and small. If you read the laws and tax codes carefully enough, you can do just about anything you want here.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 31 July 2022 18:15 (one year ago) link
Unfortunately it all involves burying someone
― Evan, Monday, 1 August 2022 02:19 (one year ago) link
I'm reading a history of the USFL by Jeff Pearlman; he includes this letter at the front of the book.
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/letter_copy.jpg?w=928
― clemenza, Monday, 1 August 2022 02:32 (one year ago) link
This man was once the President of the United States. I’m not kidding. Seriously - for like four years. I shit you not. pic.twitter.com/FjHgkkM0vy— Ed Solomon (@ed_solomon) July 31, 2022
― frogbs, Monday, 1 August 2022 04:25 (one year ago) link
and he will be again, too. Unless (what, though?)
― StanM, Monday, 1 August 2022 05:45 (one year ago) link
Is that from “Truth”? Is the UI for Truth exactly the same as Twitter? please, tell me the truth
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 1 August 2022 14:20 (one year ago) link
Only 8.22k Retruths?
― F'kin Magnetometers, how do they work? (President Keyes), Monday, 1 August 2022 15:57 (one year ago) link
I wonder why someone on Truth Central would Retruth a Trump Truth. Is there anyone on there who doesn't follow Trump?
― F'kin Magnetometers, how do they work? (President Keyes), Monday, 1 August 2022 15:59 (one year ago) link
Retruth of the Cruel.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 1 August 2022 16:31 (one year ago) link
After seeing all the photos of them together this weekend this seems very possible to me https://t.co/hZP4GSrc5V— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 1, 2022
<Tik Tok 'Oh no' meme>
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 1 August 2022 18:53 (one year ago) link
this fucker is somehow going to outlive Kissinger.
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 1 August 2022 18:57 (one year ago) link
Trump is 76; Kissinger is 99. The odds are in his favor, yes.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 1 August 2022 19:24 (one year ago) link
Having the third wife standing on the first wife’s grave and smiling is brazy! pic.twitter.com/VTVBwhkd4h— church girl (@KiaSpeaks) August 1, 2022
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 1 August 2022 19:46 (one year ago) link
(That's Photoshopped, but I bet we get a real one when her husband dies)
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 1 August 2022 19:47 (one year ago) link
xp - well, yeah, I meant he'll stick around tormenting us with his presence longer than even Kissinger.
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 1 August 2022 19:49 (one year ago) link
he'll stick around tormenting us with his presence Supreme Court longer than even Kissinger.
― DJI, Monday, 1 August 2022 19:53 (one year ago) link
I bet we get a real one when her husband die
...and on OnlyFans, one of her honoring a favorite activity by peeing on it.
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 1 August 2022 23:57 (one year ago) link
big news, folks -- Trump says he actually completed the wall after all. Our border problems are solved! pic.twitter.com/fFh9ZdIHS0— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 6, 2022
Didn't just complete the wall, he actually added even more wall.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 6 August 2022 14:54 (one year ago) link
He's got new hair too.
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 6 August 2022 15:18 (one year ago) link
Amber waves of gain.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 6 August 2022 15:25 (one year ago) link
we need to stop the radical left indoctrination of our children pic.twitter.com/ksfaBHN1kN— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 5, 2022
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 6 August 2022 15:40 (one year ago) link
https://www.axios.com/2022/08/08/trump-toilet-photos-maggie-haberman
― lord of the rongs (anagram), Monday, 8 August 2022 12:56 (one year ago) link
Cursed URL
― jaymc, Monday, 8 August 2022 13:21 (one year ago) link
so fresh, so clean
― big movers, hot steppers + long shaker intros (breastcrawl), Monday, 8 August 2022 13:22 (one year ago) link
Maggie’s desire for a fresh scoop at any cost has gone too far this time
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 8 August 2022 14:32 (one year ago) link
Fresh scoop...
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Monday, 8 August 2022 14:49 (one year ago) link
OK, I'll do it...
Maggie’s desire for a fresh poop at any cost has gone too far this time
― Bait Kush (Eric H.), Monday, 8 August 2022 16:45 (one year ago) link
:-o
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 8 August 2022 16:57 (one year ago) link
Trump, on his return to Washington, hatched a plan for the “biggest, grandest military parade ever for the Fourth of July”. But the plans went down badly with Trump’s cabinet staff.
“I’d rather swallow acid,” the defense secretary and former Marine Corps general, James Mattis, is reported to have said...
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/aug/08/trump-pentagon-generals-nazis-second-world-war
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 8 August 2022 17:35 (one year ago) link
Kelly got in a decent burn too
“Why can’t you be like the German generals?” Donald Trump asked John Kelly, who was his White House chief of staff at the time, according to a new book. It depicts Trump as deeply frustrated by top military officials, whom he saw as insufficiently loyal. https://t.co/WunFHIU5bZ pic.twitter.com/ZvnqqJDw5B— The New York Times (@nytimes) August 8, 2022
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 8 August 2022 17:37 (one year ago) link
I'm finding this hard to believe, since the main thing we know about Hitler's generals is that they were big time losers.
― F'kin Magnetometers, how do they work? (President Keyes), Monday, 8 August 2022 18:11 (one year ago) link
Who hated Hitler.
― Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Monday, 8 August 2022 18:17 (one year ago) link
perhaps he just wanted Kelly to wear a monocle and carry a riding crop
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 8 August 2022 20:18 (one year ago) link
Trying to imagine any other major politician in American history getting away with complete disdain for the troops.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 8 August 2022 22:29 (one year ago) link
Holy shit — the FBI went to Mar-A-Lago with a search warrant! This image is real; Trump posted it on Truth Social.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FZrHfURWYAE1Xbz.jpg
― but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 8 August 2022 23:00 (one year ago) link
I hope they checked the toilets.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Monday, 8 August 2022 23:13 (one year ago) link
Whoa!!! Any idea what they were looking for??
― frogbs, Monday, 8 August 2022 23:15 (one year ago) link
Such an assault could only take place in broken, Third-World Countries.
Harsh assessment of Florida, but I get it
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 8 August 2022 23:17 (one year ago) link
The difference between 'this and Watergate' would be the search warrant
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 8 August 2022 23:18 (one year ago) link
lol, seriously.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 August 2022 23:19 (one year ago) link
Fed's Raided Mar-A-Lago. Oh shit.... Shit's poppin off.— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) August 8, 2022
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 August 2022 23:34 (one year ago) link
"And now we're joined by Ice T for his analysis of this breaking story..."
Reminds me of Chapelle's "Fuck Ja Rule!" bit
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 8 August 2022 23:38 (one year ago) link
nobody seems to know shit
The raid began early Monday morning and law enforcement personnel appeared to be focused on the area of the club where Trump's offices and personal quarters are, according to a person familiar with the matter.
The Justice Department declined to comment, as did the White House. A White House official said it was not notified about the raid.
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 8 August 2022 23:42 (one year ago) link
did all that toilet talk in the news this morning have to do with this?
― maf you one two (maffew12), Monday, 8 August 2022 23:42 (one year ago) link
There is some reporting that it was related to classified documents taken from the White House. I could have sworn we went through this already, but maybe it's just the wheels of justice moving slowly and finally catching up to what was reported months ago.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 August 2022 23:46 (one year ago) link
That was my guess as well.. probably china, silverware, linen too
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 8 August 2022 23:48 (one year ago) link