BREAKING: Elon Musk sells 3.3 million Tesla shares, worth over $4.3 billion.— The Spectator Index (@spectatorindex) August 10, 2022
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 August 2022 01:42 (one year ago) link
"worth"
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 10 August 2022 01:43 (one year ago) link
*MUSK SELLS AT LEAST 7.92M TESLA SHARES WORTH $6.89B: FILINGS(yes it is Tuesday)— Sean O'Kane (@sokane1) August 10, 2022
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 August 2022 02:20 (one year ago) link
It’s 2022, and Teslas still aren’t stopping for children. pic.twitter.com/GGBh6sAYZS— Taylor Ogan (@TaylorOgan) August 9, 2022
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 August 2022 02:43 (one year ago) link
This looks like it's worth a read
“Elon Musk admitted to his biographer that the reason the Hyperloop was announced—even tho he had no intention of pursuing it—was to try to disrupt the California high-speed rail project to get in the way of that actually succeeding.” — @ParisMarx @Gizmodo https://t.co/qj5WyO4oGR— Brent Toderian (@BrentToderian) August 10, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 10 August 2022 09:17 (one year ago) link
the guy who will save the environment
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 August 2022 12:20 (one year ago) link
Is there anyone in the Bay Area with a child who can run in front of my car on Full Self-Driving Beta to make a point? I promise I won't run them over... (will disengage if needed) (this is a serious request)— Whole Mars Catalog (@WholeMarsBlog) August 9, 2022
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 August 2022 16:16 (one year ago) link
Lmao
― Mar - a - Lago, or 120 Days of Sodom (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 10 August 2022 17:13 (one year ago) link
Narrator: He did not make a point.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 10 August 2022 17:28 (one year ago) link
Parody so good you can't tell it's parody
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 10 August 2022 17:33 (one year ago) link
2016: the revolutionary $35,000 Tesla Model 3 is going to bring EV ownership within reach of the mass market, making zero-emission mobility truly affordable.2022: the average Tesla costs over $13k more than the average Lexus, and roughly the same amount as a Mercedes or BMW. pic.twitter.com/U2osrEoAoA— E.W. Niedermeyer (@Tweetermeyer) August 16, 2022
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 August 2022 19:27 (one year ago) link
Grimes Announces Plans To Get Vampire Teeth, Elf Ears
https://www.stereogum.com/2196423/grimes-announces-plans-to-get-vampire-teeth-elf-ears/news/
exciting time to be alive
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 16 August 2022 19:33 (one year ago) link
elon: hark my elf my little nightwalkergrimes: hello
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 August 2022 19:48 (one year ago) link
She doesn’t have them already?
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 17 August 2022 00:42 (one year ago) link
Guess i should have read the first sentence
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 17 August 2022 00:43 (one year ago) link
Grimes X Mortiis collab when
― papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 17 August 2022 00:46 (one year ago) link
Lmao man utd truly the Twitter of football, he has a type
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 17 August 2022 00:49 (one year ago) link
Congrats to the five people in the purple circle—which I believe is empty by 2020. You have the support of Elon Musk.Should be really good for fundraising purposes! Not a lot of competition.(Map is ideological overlap in Congress from here: https://t.co/UXPWTwcx7z) https://t.co/6y4w3cN3zZ pic.twitter.com/C1gSUyY8Se— John Pfaff (@JohnFPfaff) August 17, 2022
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 17 August 2022 01:11 (one year ago) link
Also, I’m buying Manchester United ur welcome— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) August 17, 2022
wait what
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 17 August 2022 01:14 (one year ago) link
^^^^
― thinkmanship (sleeve), Wednesday, 17 August 2022 01:15 (one year ago) link
you gotta tip your cap lol
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 17 August 2022 01:24 (one year ago) link
Elon Musk has (jokingly?) said he is buying Manchester United.But $MANU is traded. Here's where it gets weird.$MANU gets 0 options activity. Two days ago, someone did 450k, sustained volume, in $14 calls expiring 31 days, 3500% increase in volume.Planned joke on markets? pic.twitter.com/oYX4iLRyaq— unusual_whales (@unusual_whales) August 17, 2022
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 17 August 2022 02:00 (one year ago) link
elon musk: what the heck is goin on
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 17 August 2022 02:05 (one year ago) link
as usual I suspect the answer is "too much coke"
― thinkmanship (sleeve), Wednesday, 17 August 2022 02:44 (one year ago) link
lmao did he just hype up a pump and dump again
― mh, Wednesday, 17 August 2022 12:40 (one year ago) link
This is what he's reduced to when the drugs don't work anymore.
― Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 18 August 2022 21:31 (one year ago) link
Alternately: this is basically drugs when yr a billionaire
― Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Thursday, 18 August 2022 21:40 (one year ago) link
why go to mars when you could buy your own offshore research pharmaceutical lab to cook up something that makes you think you've reached mars, is my take
― mh, Thursday, 18 August 2022 21:54 (one year ago) link
That is kind of the plot of a couple of PK Dick stories.
― earlnash, Friday, 19 August 2022 01:07 (one year ago) link
otm
― mh, Friday, 19 August 2022 03:26 (one year ago) link
if PDK were around today I bet twitter would hate him
― President Keyes, Friday, 19 August 2022 14:33 (one year ago) link
Philip D Kick
― symsymsym, Friday, 19 August 2022 15:26 (one year ago) link
Many A+ comments
Cybertruck is truly mind blowing in person. This will be the best product by Tesla so far. @elonmusk pic.twitter.com/f4BCTuJa4W— Tesla Owners Silicon Valley (@teslaownersSV) August 21, 2022
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 22 August 2022 00:25 (one year ago) link
in the spirit of 2022, the era of just being dumb, i am doubling down and slightly distorting my previous approval of the cybertruk concept and now say that yes, sometimes things can be so bad that they are good, and that's what i meant all along
― Karl Malone, Monday, 22 August 2022 00:51 (one year ago) link
That’s what I don’t understand. When I see an H1 go down the road I don’t think OMG that car is SO SEXY and BEAUTIFUL! It’s not a girls car… When I see an H1 or the CT I think wow that’s badass!!! 🔥🔥🔥What’s with dudes trying to make there trucks look pretty?— Jason Bridges (@Jason_lloydd) August 21, 2022
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 22 August 2022 01:17 (one year ago) link
there’s a guy with a healthy collection of truck nuts
― packed plastic baskets (cat), Monday, 22 August 2022 01:44 (one year ago) link
only fifteen thousand us dollars to unlock the feature that lets you chill out while yr tesla autonomously mows down children, cyclists, animals and more
Elon Musk is jacking up the price of Tesla’s unfinished autonomous vehicle software yet again, an added feature that itself is starting to approach the cost of a typical small hatchback. https://t.co/xI8kRRlhh4— FORTUNE (@FortuneMagazine) August 22, 2022
― manic pixie dream shatner (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 22 August 2022 13:45 (one year ago) link
guy is absolutely relentless in fleecing his marks, such distain
― lag∞n, Monday, 22 August 2022 13:49 (one year ago) link
That photo there makes him look like a Bond villain.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 22 August 2022 13:53 (one year ago) link
and rightly so
― manic pixie dream shatner (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 22 August 2022 14:07 (one year ago) link
Bond villain or, I dunno, asshole conductor who stopped the performance because someone was talking.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 22 August 2022 14:12 (one year ago) link
A conductor who is legendary for his temper tantrums but can't conduct his way out of a paper bag.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 22 August 2022 14:22 (one year ago) link
careful or you might ink a show deal with amazon
― look like Farley smoke like Marley (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 22 August 2022 16:09 (one year ago) link
Would watch. Unless you are actually describing the premise of "Mozart in the Jungle," in which case, did not watch.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 22 August 2022 16:11 (one year ago) link
(still laughing at this one)
When the Moon Patrol buggy fucked the Peavey logo. https://t.co/Peyjx6v43i— steve albini (@electricalWSOP) August 22, 2022
― Elvis Telecom, Monday, 22 August 2022 20:22 (one year ago) link
pic.twitter.com/qECQXkl5TE— blaine capatch (@blainecapatch) August 22, 2022
― Elvis Telecom, Monday, 22 August 2022 20:46 (one year ago) link
I think these two might buy it pic.twitter.com/Muf6bAbPd5— Tin Foil Awards (@TinFoilAwards) August 21, 2022
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 22 August 2022 21:00 (one year ago) link
I guess I've always labored under the misapprehension that vehicles in post-apocalyptic cinema looked that way out of practical necessity (limited materials available, must be able to cross the wastelands without being hopelessly ravaged by mutants, etc.) when I guess everyone just looted the warehouses upon warehouses filled with unsold Cybertrucks.
― Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Monday, 22 August 2022 23:08 (one year ago) link
Tesla Steering Yokes Are Disintegrating Before 30,000 Miles
― Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 25 August 2022 01:04 (one year ago) link