Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

unfortunate mixup with the pop secret homestyle butter 30 pack, unfortunately left behind and likely expired by now

“It’s important that I, and the DOJ, address what’s on every American’s minds at this unique moment in our history: Beyoncé’s ‘Renaissance’.”

Asshole may have taken stuff he thought he could sell for big bux.

Duffy: Did they raid Hillary Clinton’s home?
Jessica: They didn’t need to because she cooperated like a normal human being! pic.twitter.com/ElO9BjmJ16

— Acyn (@Acyn) August 11, 2022

Merrick Garland is gonna make a statement this afternoon. (It was supposed to happen at 2:30; still waiting.)

https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/dallas_stream6/2270399/

let's try that again:

https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/national-international/ag-merrick-garland-to-make-statement-days-after-search-of-trumps-mar-a-lago/2833431/?_osource=sm_npd_nbc_mia_twt_mn

Asshole may have taken stuff he thought he could sell for big bux.

You can almost never go wrong guessing that that is Trump's motivation.

Merrick making public statement right now...

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/08/11/attorney-general-merrick-garland-set-to-make-statement-days-after-fbi-raid-on-trump-home-at-mar-a-lago.html

Warrant to be unsealed and that's about it

The warrant has to list specifically what they were looking for and why they knew it was there

A very scrupulous “stay tuned folks”

Just as Asshole didn't reveal the subpoena he was served about this stuff months ago, he didn't have to open his (virtual) mouth about the search. The fact that he was compelled to preemptively say shit and allow/encourage his minions to spread lies and stir shit does not bode well for what may have been found, but I guess we'll see, assuming we get more than a page of blacked-out text.

Hot-take observation made elsewhere, it will be curious to see if Trump *opposes* the motion to unseal any of the warrant.

not sure how common it is in other states, but in missouri warrants are public records

Sean Duffy is an anthropomorphic thumb

End of the filing concludes: "This Court should unseal Docket Entry 17, subject to the presentation of
countervailing interests by former President Trump." So yeah, Trump can say no, or sue or whatever to prevent its release/revelation, which if he does is not a good look for a guy that complained so loudly. Garland basically calling his bluff.

Fox News hosts now asking why Trump hasn’t released the warrant. Bret Baer and Martha MacCallum both agree that the next piece of info needed is the warrant, and expressed uncertainty about why Trump hasn’t released it.

— Robert J. DeNault (@robertjdenault) August 11, 2022

They need a new angle fast

For the same reason he didn't return the boxes, obviously. Some secrets and truths are too great for mortals, our species isn't ready for it.

'They took all my stuff! But it was, it was planted, it was mine, but that's what they, when they, had any of it all been declassified... mostly press clippings, but yeah they planted evidence! And they took my stuff, really bad.'

Only people who are suspected of being guilty need to produce evidence that they are innocent. Think about it.

Innocent people have nothing to prove. That's just logic.

On yesterday's The Daily, Maggie Haberman said he was fascinated with some stuff, like letters from Kim Jong-un (remember that Trump was sending him some very effusive missives, proudly shared with The Failing New York Times etc.). Was showing them to other people, some other items as well, and some visitors did not have much in the way of security clearance (eyewitness reports, sounds like): https://www.nytimes.com/2022/08/10/podcasts/the-daily/fbi-donald-trump-classified-records-mar-a-lago.html Gives the whole long-ass timeline of this recovery effort, of course, all the consideration he got.

but, also, if the most important classified document that the fbi raided his house to get is some stupid memento, this country is FUCKED

on the plus side, if it's an important document, this country is REDEEMED

the FATE of the NATION is ON THE LINE....

COMING UP

just an example of things that he does take an interest in and show to whomever, demonstrating his loose behavior
Rodan Rodan, you're a bad boy
Tokyo
Is not your toy

I imagine it's very possible/likely that Asshole (who was in NY) was told of the search warrant action, lashed out without even knowing what the warrant was about, mobilized his hornets and sycophants, and only then was informed by his lawyers what was in the warrant. And is now in an untenable position. Release the information and reveal the crime he possibly committed, or refuse and look even more guilty.

In other words, *classic* Trump.

if you read Charlie Kirk's twitter feed it's basically just "no u" rn

wait, why would anybody do that

I heard a great quote from someone on the news right now, basically: "The DOJ played this quietly, Donald Trump is the one that made it loud."

he's like Toshiro Mifune when he gets woken up in Seven Samurai

Won't he just say that he would love to release the warrant but can't because he's, uh, being audited?

lol

Trump allies are discussing the possibility of challenging DOJ's motion to unseal the Mar-a-Lago search warrant. They've contacted outside lawyers about helping them.
confirmed by me & @maggieNYT https://t.co/7mngDhlAxz

— Katie Benner (@ktbenner) August 11, 2022

fwiw JiC your careful insistence on 'Asshole' is not really any better than going with 'Drumpf'

okay it's actually slightly better, but still

Happy to call him Trump. It's all really the same thing, isn't it?

words are just the same letters in different orders

mio

In about two years people are going to be insisting that Trump was actually Antifa

some were saying that in 2016 when he was polling so badly!

anyway it is clear how this will end, with the Rolling Stones killed

Don't go there, but the Fox News site frames it as "Garland has until 3:00 tomorrow to convince Trump to release the warrant." Dang it, he wriggled out of another one!

My guess is that he agrees to release it, but refers to it as the "unwarrant."

um

FBI searched Trump’s home looking for nuclear documents and other items, according to people familiar with the investigation https://t.co/kbfLiO2veE

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) August 12, 2022

wait the documents are radioactive?

Classified documents relating to nuclear weapons were among the items FBI agents sought in a search of former president Donald Trump’s Florida residence on Monday, according to people familiar with the investigation.
Experts in classified information said the unusual search underscores deep concern among government officials about the types of information they thought could be located at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Club and potentially in danger of falling into the wrong hands.

The people who described some of the material that agents were seeking spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss an ongoing investigation. They did not offer additional details about what type of information the agents were seeking, including whether it involved weapons belonging to the United States or some other nation. Nor did they say if such documents were recovered as part of the search. A Trump spokesman did not immediately respond to a request for comment. The Justice Department and FBI declined to comment.

swear to god, if we tried and failed to get him on so many big things over four years, and him taking home cardboard boxes full of shit out in the open is what does him in....

there were stories about him being super into nukes