Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

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Okay but surely, SURELY, now that we know what he took, the Times will take a clear stand. I'm just gonna go to bed and sleep comfortably, confident that the Times will do the right thing.

maybe he lost a golf game with Putin... pee tape vs. strategic nuclear documentation, winner takes all

― Andy the Grasshopper

shirtless putin with ripped abs: be careful Donald, or you might have to take your next shot...from the bunker

god even I didn't expect it to be something this bad

like ALL THE FUCKING SCANDALS this dude had, all the extensive shit with Russia & randomly leaking classified secrets to them, then extorting Ukraine for Biden dirt, then straight up invoking a gang of insurrectionists to MURDER THE VICE PRESIDENT and somehow, fucking SOMEHOW, this might be the most insane of them all!! didn't he first ask to view this stuff right before his left office? like what is the point of keeping the toppest of top secret NUCLEAR documents IN YOUR HOUSE unless you were willing to sell them to another nation??? is there literally any worse crime against the country you can commit??

..."polls show that 44% believe the FBI planted the evidence, after weeks of tucker carlson blalaldsf;lsdf"

let's be clear: this is not real life. this is ninja gaiden fan fiction

Trump’s lawyers just released this in his defense. pic.twitter.com/sobIS2Q5Oa

— lensflare (@lensflare8) August 12, 2022

god I just can't process it right now, on top of the five separate felonies he's already being investigated for it looks like he's committed a crime which I think would get you the death penalty everywhere on Earth

I’m lolling right now but I’m also not going to get my hopes up it’s like actual bomb plans. But after the last several years of madness have shown us things that exceed all our imaginations.

…there are things and events that have exceeded our imaginations.

*jots down a few notes*

i'd say this year has exceeded imaginations, easily

You wouldn't raid a butt

You wouldn't download a nuke

re: getting your hopes up, I understand because this right here would be pretty much the only crime imaginable that would actually land Trump in jail, but on the other hand I'm not sure I want to live in a country where the leader of one of the two political parties is selling nuclear secrets to the only country able to successfully pull off a terrorist attack against us

i'm not sure i want to live here now anyway. all this is like side quest shit

looks like he's giving the feds the green light to release the warrant

no no this is gonna be one of those "I will show you my tax returns but I can't because of the AUDIT" things

Wapo

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NYT

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so now it’s illegal to be interested in physics

Astonishing that there was that doc about NYT fighting for democracy at the start of the Trump era, and it's been pretty appalling at not both-sidesing every step of the way.

xp lol

(realized shortly after posting that i saw that line on twitter late last night and thats why it popped into my head this morning. dont want to get caught being dishonest on the trump thread)

Stealing Twitter valor

So this pretty much confirms the presence of secret nuclear stuff, right?

Trump on Truth Social suggests without evidence that nuclear materials were planted by the FBI during the Mar-a-Lago search pic.twitter.com/EBaY37JZ5O

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 12, 2022

i don't understand why he would want this information

What do you get the man who has everything?

if it was some kind of cunning attempt to sell secrets to another nation, why would he hide them in such a conspicuous place as mar-a-lago?

just bizarre and inexplicable like so much else about this guy

Again, this guy reportedly didn't read classified information when it was important to him. I bet whatever he has he took because he thought it looked cool or something stupid. Hell, I could imagine him taking something *because* it had a big red "classified" stamp on it or whatever.

He's still @realDonaldTrump on his own social network?

and he uses the same prof pic too. brand consistency.

JiC otm, i can believe that he would take stuff like that just bc he thought it was cool. he was so into the trappings of the presidency - getting visited by sports teams, a superplane, military parades, etc. cool nuclear stuff fits right into that zone of a 10 year olds idea of "badass president stuff"

It is, how you say, very intersting that Trump is accusing the FBI of planting top secret nuke docs at Mar-a-Lago when AFAICT the presence of top secret nuke docs at Mar-a-Lago has been merely the topic of speculation and in no way confirmed. Until he pretty much did so just now. Dumbest fucking human on earth.

Let me get this straight libs. When you laughed at him for not knowing about the nuclear triad he was unpresidential. But then, when he takes time and effort to better himself and study the nukes on his own time in his own home it suddenly becomes a problem? Hypocrisy much…

— Conner Hafen (@Conblob) August 12, 2022

if it was some kind of cunning attempt to sell secrets to another nation, why would he hide them in such a conspicuous place as mar-a-lago?

― treeship., Friday, August 12, 2022 8:10 AM (twenty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

same reason my son stashes Cheez-its in his dresser drawer. the worst thing that's ever happened to him is a 15 minute timeout

Orange Julius Rosenberg

this all seems far too credulous. he knew what he had and fought to hide it and keep it. why give him the benefit of the doubt?

Reminds me of a Christopher Steele dossier!

Trump is an Amazon top reviewer

Trump just admitting the documents were at Mar-a-Lago lmao

could you at least quote the man correctly?

Reminds me of a Christofer Steele Dossier!

xp

i think he prob just liked having the secret stuff and he has a known interest in nukes but also part of him liking secret stuff is because it could be used in a deal because he likes deals

saudis trying to get nukes would be very weird since theyre firmly under the usa protectorate and a big part of that arrangement is not getting nukes, however mbs is an ultra hawk so its possible that he could be trying to take the country in a new direction

and if they wanted to get nukes they could surely do it without dealing with the cop magnet donald trump, but that of course doesnt mean they wouldnt do it, or maybe trump just thought they would like it, trying to sweeten the pot on jareds deals or something who knows, none of it makes sense but it wouldnt surprise me

here comes president deals again

I mean, it also doesn't mean Trump wouldn't try to make a deal with them anyway, which is a problem enough on its own. Doesn't make it less terrible just because he failed to make the deal.

back when he tried to trade ordinance and codes for greenland and keep it under the salary cap, but couldn't get it done. he needs a win here.

Let me guess, if he denies it and says the evidence was planted then... nothing happens...again.

He's too dumb to be a master criminal, I don't buy the idea of him having this stuff around to sell off to the highest bidder.

I dont buy that he wanted it as a souvenir, dude didn't give a shit about it even when he was in office