Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

i think he prob just liked having the secret stuff and he has a known interest in nukes but also part of him liking secret stuff is because it could be used in a deal because he likes deals

saudis trying to get nukes would be very weird since theyre firmly under the usa protectorate and a big part of that arrangement is not getting nukes, however mbs is an ultra hawk so its possible that he could be trying to take the country in a new direction

and if they wanted to get nukes they could surely do it without dealing with the cop magnet donald trump, but that of course doesnt mean they wouldnt do it, or maybe trump just thought they would like it, trying to sweeten the pot on jareds deals or something who knows, none of it makes sense but it wouldnt surprise me

here comes president deals again

I mean, it also doesn't mean Trump wouldn't try to make a deal with them anyway, which is a problem enough on its own. Doesn't make it less terrible just because he failed to make the deal.

back when he tried to trade ordinance and codes for greenland and keep it under the salary cap, but couldn't get it done. he needs a win here.

Let me guess, if he denies it and says the evidence was planted then... nothing happens...again.

He's too dumb to be a master criminal, I don't buy the idea of him having this stuff around to sell off to the highest bidder.

I dont buy that he wanted it as a souvenir, dude didn't give a shit about it even when he was in office

like gee willikers didn't he just say a week ago that we haven't gotten to the bottom of 9/11 yet

My bet is he was trying to take something to do with ufos or unexplained phenomena and accidentally put some nuclear stuff in the boxes.

Am I the only one wondering “what IS nuclear stuff”?

nuclear is unclear

It’s...how to make a bomb tutorial? No. Passwords? Maybe (?) but hopefully they change them after five-year-olds are president? Locations of secret uranium stocks or refineries? A list of top ten nuclear explosions of all time? Rolodex of nuclear experts that you can just call and they tell you how it all works?

What is the document that can be sold to another country for billions of dollars

basically every government thing nuclear is classified by default and theres tons of it could be anything

Great little story from @mjgault on classification and the nuclear enterprise. https://t.co/aAF0kpo6a1

— Kelsey D. Atherton (@AthertonKD) August 12, 2022

Am I the only one wondering “what IS nuclear stuff”?

A set of plutonium golf tees

apparently he handed over 15 boxes of classified material to the national archives a few months ago but specifically declined, i guess, to include whatever these documents are

also like, if he's had these documents for over a year, how could the fbi "take them away"? wouldn't there likely be copies of whatever it is he wanted?

*lord of the rings voice* my precious hehe

Maybe he thought Biden needed the info and that these were the only copies.

you work with what youve got

It’s not very good, but the talking point has been established. pic.twitter.com/VB5svffL7z

— Seth Cotlar (@SethCotlar) August 12, 2022

ok lol I'd missed the part about him making this a felony: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2022/08/10/trump-fbi-search-surveillance-law/

If Trump is found to have violated federal law in removing and retaining classified documents without authorization, he could be convicted of a felony punishable by five years in prison. And that conviction would be a felony carrying that punishment because of a law signed by President Donald Trump.

Not sure you just wanna be admitting it like this

New Trump statement just dropped:

He heard that his predecessor, who may or may not be a radical Islamic terrorist, kept "lots" of classified nuclear documents. pic.twitter.com/T3scYJcv6o

— Justin Baragona (@justinbaragona) August 12, 2022

18 months after trump leaves:

"Hey can you pull me the file on the nuclear gizmo?"

"sure. hmmm, shit!"

"what's up?"

"folder is empty... wait, there's some old french fries at the bottom?"

"...are they moldy?"

"no, but how-"

"mcdonalds"

Guys 33 million pages seems way worse! That’s a lot more boxes just sitting on Martha’s Vineyard!

wow that's like 3 copies of infinite jest

as a side note, the 33 million documents to which you will see many references in the coming days are documents set aside for the Obama presidential library. they are not boxes of documents that Obama is personally holding on to at his private residence.

Wow, if the FBI has waited 1,999 days to get those nuclear documents back from Obama then they're worse at their jobs than I thought. Sad!

this is literally the "The Kennedys did it too" defense

I just googled and there’s even more nuclear documents on the web, Wikipedia alone- tons on nuclear

snitch

Fox News is also going with the sweet innocent baby angle

Fox's Sean Duffy floats a new Trump raid talking point -- Trump didn't pack the boxes from the White House, so he doesn't know what's in them.

"Do you think that he went through the boxes at Mar-a-Lago? Do you think he knows what he had in those boxes? I don’t think he did." pic.twitter.com/UZOOXbtx8c

— Justin Baragona (@justinbaragona) August 12, 2022

the famously legitimate didnt know i was committing a crime defense

Melania told him they were Christmas decorations! You know, we say 'Merry Christmas' again...

the famous I accidentally stole nuclear secrets defense

do we actually know they included launch codes? or is launch codes sort of a shorthand for "detailed operational plans" or something?

we dont know what was in there all nuclear stuff of which there is tons is default classified and cannot be declassified by the president is my understanding based on reading a few articles and many tweets over the last couple days

word is now that these may be the NOC lists, which is the thing Tom Cruise stole in Mission Impossible lol

Anyone consider that maybe Trump just wanted to make nuclear weapons?

For the moment, I'm just gonna pretend that we live in the world where this shit actually produces results instead of the world where he once again eludes any semblance of consequence before stealing the 2024 election and establishing the Trump dynasty of god emperors.

i think it could go either way

The predictability is so tiring..

"I didn't do it, it's a witch hunt"... "Well it was planted, you see"... "OBAMA DID IT TOO"

I wonder if he is going to try to retroactively declare Mar- a - Lago as a presidential library and claim anyone could have made an appointment to see the “nuclear”.

opening a library in Florida is also a felony though

Actual photo of the Obama Presidential Library
https://www.mlive.com/resizer/D5R-Xho4kC1djylNedt11omxbww=/1280x0/smart/cloudfront-us-east-1.images.arcpublishing.com/advancelocal/5ALCNB6YR5CBVL6Y6IT5AGKJPU.JPG

2017!

https://www.theonion.com/mar-a-lago-assistant-manager-wondering-if-anyone-coming-1819579801

The Very. First. Issue. Of Spy. 1986. pic.twitter.com/yGEMKwxjoZ

— David Kamp (@MrKamp) August 12, 2022

Actual Politico subhead:

Republicans who days ago were near-united in blasting the Justice Department are allowing that nuclear weapons-related materials at Mar-a-Lago might be problematic.

he loves nuclear its one of his things