Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here

i sent my girlfriend once a bottomless Aladdin pic during sexting, where I wore a Disney Aladdin top and nothing else.

she...uh, thought it was more funny than sexy, but that's me.

my friends have a deliberately bad gift white elephant exchange every year and my friend once got a photobook of dick pics where said dicks were measured against toilet paper rolls and television remotes and etc. it was amazing

were any of them measured against a can of monster energy

but as much as that book was a work of art it speaks to what i dislike of the dick pic form… disembodied hand, disembodied dick, inorganic object for scale. so much of what i find sexy and when i find myself sexy have to do with being embodied

not that dick pics by and large are intended by their makers to be “sexy” lol but we’ve covered this

oh my god i had no idea what thread i was posting in

Honor thy second thought as your hidden intention

Oh my God Karen, you can't just ask people why they're there!

Posts you had third thoughts about and posted anyway

when the Louis CK story broke I remember a lot of people expressing bewilderment at why anyone would behave in such a way, but but it seemed obvious to me that it was based in self-loathing and fear, the thought process is something like 'I am attracted to this woman - I fear that if she knew I was attracted to her then she would be horrified and disgusted, and this makes me feel bad and powerless - I will intentionally horrify and disgust her by doing something horrifying and disgusting, therefore I *chose* to make her disgusted, I am the one with the power and the agency' - the fear motivating him is that she would be disgusted anyway, even if he didn't expose himself. I have to assume the psychology behind sending unsolicited/obviously unwanted dick pics is something similar, even if the senders are not necessarily consciously aware of this themselves?

NB I have never sent an unsolicited dick pic or exposed myself to anyone, this is just a theory, but you see this patten often enough in other areas of life - it can be cathartic to act out your fears and anxieties in a 'safe' environment where you are ultimately in control, that's part of the reason why people like horror movies and true crime stuff, though obviously that's different from using other people as non-consensual props in this process.

Gremlin funko pop for scale

rubber witch finger for scale

Thisdickdoesnotexist.com

― Mar - a - Lago, or 120 Days of Sodom (Boring, Maryland)

god that almost makes me wish i had a picture of my original equipment to contribute

i do have friends who have done the clone-a-willy thing before getting vaginoplasties just so they can go fuck themselves

Posts you had third thoughts about and posted anyway

― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn)

posts you had no thoughts head empty about and posted anyway

when the Louis CK story broke I remember a lot of people expressing bewilderment at why anyone would behave in such a way, but but it seemed obvious to me that it was based in self-loathing and fear, the thought process is something like 'I am attracted to this woman - I fear that if she knew I was attracted to her then she would be horrified and disgusted, and this makes me feel bad and powerless - I will intentionally horrify and disgust her by doing something horrifying and disgusting, therefore I *chose* to make her disgusted, I am the one with the power and the agency' - the fear motivating him is that she would be disgusted anyway, even if he didn't expose himself. I have to assume the psychology behind sending unsolicited/obviously unwanted dick pics is something similar, even if the senders are not necessarily consciously aware of this themselves?

― soref

i understand a whole lot about subconscious self-sabotage, but i also have a tendency to... make judgements about other people's motivations that assume they have the same motivations as me. that's one of the reasons i'm pretty careful about trying to understand other people's reasons for things. it has a lot of bearing on whether we view what they did as understandable and human or as alien and monstrous.

marilyn manson, for instance, marilyn manson sort of horrifies me for different reasons than maybe other people are horrified by him. you read the stories and there's this whole lurid ritual which i guess maybe looks to some people like something out of suspiria, like he might as well have had a random room full of barbed wire somewhere, and i hear about it and i'm like "jesus fuck why do people in the bdsm scene never take into account _systemic power imbalances_ when negotiating consent, this is _exactly_ why i'm not going out to kink clubs these days" - it's horrifying not because it's so lurid, but because i've seen similar things happen _so many times_.

what was the Silicon Valley app "hot dog or dick"?

posts you had no thoughts head empty about and posted anyway

― Kate (rushomancy),

Seriously, Kate? I was making light of a series of lighthearted posts. I already responded seriously to the exhibition question in the other thread. Jesus.

If your automatic response to longtime posters who bear you no ill will is to go on the offensive, then we have nothing to say to each other.

If your automatic response to longtime posters who bear you no ill will is to go on the offensive, then we have nothing to say to each other.

― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn)

alfred it was just a meme, it wasn't addressed to you. "no thoughts head empty" is how trans people with breeding kinks talk about themselves when they're in subspace.

(for the record i don't have a breeding kink, that i know of)

sorry, apologiess

dick pics you had second thought about

sorry, apologiess

― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn)

no worries. i wouldn't go after somebody like that. especially not you. not only do i have no beef with you, i think you're a good guy.

now everybody hug!

further thoughts that i thought were not appropriate elsewhere-

similar to catcalling it is not intended to "work" it is just an assertion of power

this brought on an especially upsetting thing that haven't thought about in lifetimes.

I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU MAY TAKE ME AS A JOKEY KIND OF POSTER IN GENERAL* BUT PLEASE TAKE THIS TRIGGER WARNING VERY SERIOUSLY. IT IS NOT A HAPPY THING.

any time we went anywhere or did anything in public with my father -anywhere there were unfamiliar women- he would talk to me directly about which of those women "wanted to get fucked." usually followed by, "whoo", "oh yeah", etc. i have no memory of of a period of time where he wasn't doing it and he had weekend visitations from when i was ~2 until 14 or so. insert everythingisfine.png meme of choice.

(probably not that uncommon unfortunately)

otherwise just wanted to say it feels inappropriate to just pop in and be like whoa guyz yall so rite but everyone is otm as it gets in that thread. as you were.

*(ty if so btw ily)

awwww hugs austin

it has a lot of bearing on whether we view what they did as understandable and human or as alien and monstrous.

from my perspective anything a human does is human by definition and is almost always understandable, at least to some degree, if enough thought is devoted to understanding how it arose. but understanding is different than condoning or even neutrality, because human minds are capable of anything and everything up to the furthest limits of our imagining, including the purest cruelty and crimes against life itself. within the seething chaos that is humankind these things happen every day.

read that in david attenborough's voice over footage from a Dave & Buster's

but that paragraph strangely seems to circumnavigate the trap rusho describes before still somehow falling into it.

hey everybody, it's (almost) Labor Day!

the most unwanted thoughts

oh fuck this is ILE lol bye

oh fuck this is ILE lol bye

― imago

i'm just glad somebody got my komar & melamid reference tbh

lol you're not even the only one, i posted that and ruminated for 20 minutes, "why am i making that reference, nobody's going to get that reference"

•REDACTED•, I'm kind of in awe of how you've managed to cram so much narcissistic bilge into just one lil insufferably pretentious post.

i don't think Pizza Hut adverts are that difficult

so according to this chart you should be about three months in, however, i'm at the three year mark and i cry frequently so i'm not sure how reliable it is

https://i.redd.it/3lf7dtonwxry.png

lmao

the next few years are gonna be wild!

yup well they were originally going to press 10,000 copies to satiate unprecedented worldwide demand, guessing tho that they got wind that you specifically might be peeved by a smaller run and here we are

Oh, that massive whammer who called me a rapist for chuckles, he better stop down in London where he can play Professional Working Class Hard Man and posh cunts will bray and throw pennies, some boy called I dunno Gareth will stab both his eyes out as soon as the North train crosses into Angus. Also that's not how Bobby Gillespie speaks.

just saying, I carry a knife, actually two, one I inherited from my father, one some boy named Gareth gave me

Er, what is this all about?

fuck var thread

And yet if I go around wearing a shirt that says

FUCK CHRIST IN THE ASS

or

I DRAW PICS OF THE PROPHET MUHAMMAD’S DICK ON MY DICK

or

THE OLD TESTAMENT IS SHIT


I could easily get shot

Jibbitz thread heating up

lol Bosom Manor

how about instead of eliminating the shift they just make fielders walk very very slowly when the ball is in play

baseball needs a three point line

If you get left on base that the end of an inning, you have to leave your helmet on the base and face the pitchers helmet-less for rest of game.

Also runners have to step on the base even though there's lotsa helmets on it

I could easily get shot

― broccoli rabe thomas (the table is the table)

i have a t-shirt that says "quit school take hormones kill god", nobody's shot me yet, i'll let you know if that changes

i _do_ live in portland tho