Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

As others have said, the guy didn’t care about intelligence briefings etc. while he was President. Why would he want them now?

I think he definitely saw something he could make money off of.

all of the above

He was probably collecting all this stuff for a cool coffee table book.

Things you can learn from playing golf, like.

Me too. Lemme know when you are in nyc.

― treeship., Friday, September 2, 2022 8:29 PM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink

I had my first negroni the other night and my bestie said "what put you in the mood for that"

I mentioned a friend in South Florida :)

― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Friday, September 2, 2022 9:23 PM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink

hell yes

― sleeve, Friday, September 2, 2022 9:28 PM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink

Negronis rule.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, September 2, 2022 10:51 PM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink

I love negronis so much.

― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, September 3, 2022 3:18 PM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink

otoh, Donald Trump does not love negronis at all. the fool.

― more difficult than I look (Aimless)

https://i.imgur.com/s0ARTmn.jpg

Good morning!

Campari is overrated

You can always put that bottle where your heart ought to be!

Campari and soda is a wonderful apertif

When asked about what impact Trump’s border tax might have on the spirits business, Bob Kunze-Concewitz, CEO of Gruppo Campari said: “Usually I only comment on things I can influence and I don’t think Mr Trump will be listening to me on this topic.”

“Although I think a Negroni would do him a lot of good,” he added in reference to the Campari and gin cocktail.

Campari hasn't been the same since they stopped putting bugs in it. Make Campari Insectivorous Again!

I’ve been laughing at “This isn’t the 1800s. You can’t pay me with a horse” for a solid 10 minutes pic.twitter.com/DO3ribvXQD

— Abe Goldfarb (@AbeGoldfarb) September 8, 2022

wait, was this also for a handjob?

The best horse, people are saying...

It will make the best glue, believe me.

lol I love the idea that he has a junk drawer full of deeds and top secret docs and the like that he just doles out as needed. Like the "treasure" chest of plastic shit they keep at the children's dentist as an incentive for good behavior.

My favorite detail was all the empty folders marked "top secret." Lots of theorizing, but I'm pretty sure he just kept them to pass out to donors.

https://contentcdn.vtechda.com/Data/Store/US/InnoTab/58-126800-000-248/screenshotLarge06.png

Why, anybody can have money. That's a very mediocre commodity. Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the Earth or slinks through slimy seas has money. Back where I come from, we have universities, seats of great learning, where men go to become great thinkers. And when they come out, they think deep thoughts and with no more money than you have. But they have one thing you haven't got: a horse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8

THREAD: NEW: the DoJ has filed a motion for a PARTIAL STAY of Judge Cannon’s order to the 11th circuit pending appeal in the Mar-a-Lago case. These are screen grabs of a declaration supporting the partial stay from the assistant director of counterintel at the FBI. 1/ pic.twitter.com/vH5EmNq9u5

— Mueller, She Wrote (@MuellerSheWrote) September 8, 2022

I like how we're supposed to believe these are both written by the same guy, back to back. pic.twitter.com/f25xPMLj4s

— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) September 8, 2022

of course...

WHOA! Trump filed a baseless lawsuit v. Hillary Clinton, ex-FBI Agent Peter Strzok et al in Florida. Back in April, Trump tried to get the assigned judge kicked off the case. The judge said no & basically accused Trump of judge-shopping. For what judge? Yup, Aileen Cannon⬇️ /1 pic.twitter.com/WCHGqvNq7j

— Don Lewis (@DonLew87) September 9, 2022

Trump is doing his dictator tease over on Truth Social pic.twitter.com/yqWLwLYgPd

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 13, 2022

Reminds me of a meme I saw shortly after the '16 election, pitching 8 years of DT, then 8 of Pence, followed by 8 with Ivanka.

It's sort of adorable that Trump thinks he'll be alive in 2028, much less 2048.

Maybe he thinks one of his children will run.

Hahaha. Just kidding, he never thinks of anyone but himself.

there isn't going to be a 2048

Why was he in DC in his golf shoes yesterday?

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-golf-course-today-b2165864.html?amp

It was rainy and 99% humidity here yesterday hope they were miserable.

I don't want to read or speculate about why asshole was on his golf course. It just gives him more of his endless media coverage. Ping me when he's in prison or dead.

setting a reminder

Probably scouting out prospective grave sites for Marla Maples and Tiffany.

HOOS!

They'll tell you there's 2 noble truths, maybe if you're important you'll hear 3 of them -- but I'm the President, and I've seen all four (audience boos) thats right folks, 4 noble truths, and we don't care for that fourth one do we https://t.co/s5DIMLnRg7

— justin jacoby smith (@hoosteen) September 13, 2022

Two weeks apart

(h/t @ShawnGarrett) pic.twitter.com/RL2xsOfM3u

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 16, 2022

Classic

Anything he does apart from dying of sudden cardiac arrest is dud-dud-dud imo. It still seems incredible to me that out of the entire citizenry of the USA a person could rise to supreme power who is so thoroughly dud as to be incapable of exhibiting even one momentary humane quality.

this is one of the most bizarre things I've seen at a Trump rally. All it is missing is passing around Kool-Aid right after. pic.twitter.com/BmPOztb7kA

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 18, 2022

Too bad they didn't...

he directly compared JD Vance to Kim Jong Un

wow sir very Hitleresque sir

they are still putting michael the black man on camera. he's a murderer and a cult leader.

starting to believe this one really may matter

NYT- Trump was warned by his own attorneys to return the documents to the US government or face legal peril.

Why didn’t he just return them? Because doing so would expose him & provide more proof that he shared classified information with third parties- a much bigger legal peril

— Tom Joseph (@TomJChicago) September 20, 2022

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/donald-trump-says-he-wouldn-t-have-sat-back-there-at-queen-s-funeral-like-joe-biden/ar-AA120OAl

FWIW, last week Trumpalos were distributing false news stories about how Trump had been Knighted during his presidency.

When psychosis becomes a feature, not a bug.

According to Game of Thrones, you can be knighted by any other knight. Maybe Trump was knighted by Kevin Spacey?

did u consider that *u* may be the fake news?!

Everyone that attended the Klanbake in Ohio got one of these. pic.twitter.com/gdEweChQ95

— Hoodlum 🇺🇸 (@NotHoodlum) September 19, 2022

During the presidency of President Donald Trump, it became evident to me that the prophecies about the Son of Man, as predicted by Jesus in the Bible were, to a significant extent, fulfilled at the hands of Mr Trump. The Bible speaks about two different Christs-or Messiahs. Jesus, the Son of God is the one Christ, whereas the Son of Man is the other. Jesus always referred to the Son of Man in the third person. The greatest distinction or significance between the Son of Man and the Son of God (the Lamb) is their respective positions at the throne of God. There are numerous differences between the Son of God and the Son of Man, but overall, people read these scriptures and they do not realize that the Son of God (the Lamb) stands in front of the throne of God, whereas the Son of Man, is positioned on the right hand of God. Jesus spoke about two different killings in the four gospels of the New Testament. People read these scriptures and are unaware that Jesus (the Son of God) predicted his own killing in the first person, as opposed to the several prophecies that He made in respects to the Son of Man who will be crucified. The New Testament speaks about "two Kings;" Jesus, the Son of God, is the "King of the Jews," whereas the Son of Man is the "King of Kings" who will be a world-ruler, and He will rule all the nations (the tribes) of the earth with a rod of iron. This book will explain in depth how "Donald John Trump's" full name literally means: "The Ruler of the World, graced by Yahweh (the LORD) and a descendant of a Drummer." Upon reading this book, the reader will be captivated when they realize how President Donald John Trump fulfilled most of the prophecies as the Son of Man. It speaks about End Time Prophecies and Biblical revelations regarding "President Donald J. Trump, the Son of Man. The Christ."

President Donald J. Trump, the Son of Man. The Christ."

Don’t forget the “descendant of a drummer” part