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i thought maybe it was cos I got Pfizer, but my mother, who was utterly slaughtered by her first few boosters, got Moderna and said she had much milder symptoms.

now just dad left!

i eat ass with a knife and fork (Neanderthal), Thursday, 15 September 2022 17:41 (one year ago) link

The other day I had to make conversation with an older lady who was having health problems but otherwise seemed perfectly lucid (this is what's known as "foreshadowing"). She told me how she was in the hospital recently where she uncovered a plot to harvest people's gall bladders so that new doctors could get surgical experience (because it was a "teaching hospital") (because a nurse told her that gall bladder-ectomy is supposedly "the easiest" surgery to learn to do?).

They also insisted she had COVID even though she knew she didn't. How, you might ask, did she know that? Because she takes zinc. Duh. Obviously. Zinc makes your body as inhospitable to viruses as the SURFACE OF MARS IS TO HUMAN LIFE. So what she had was definitely a cold (NB also...a virus?) but definitely couldn't have been COVID.

This went on for a while.

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Thursday, 15 September 2022 20:30 (one year ago) link

I've bailed early on taxi rides to avoid conversations like that with the driver.

As I guessed, woke up this morning feeling 100% normal... yay vaccines!

Jaime Pressly and America (f. hazel), Thursday, 15 September 2022 21:03 (one year ago) link

I was only double vaxxed and single boosted, got kinda wiped out all three times, got the new booster yesterday afternoon, mostly feelin' fine except for a sore arm (and an encroaching mild headache which I suspect is probably work-related). I'd planned to WFH or at least take the train in this morning but I did my usual half hour walk to work with no issues.

Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 September 2022 21:47 (one year ago) link

The other day I had to make conversation with an older lady who was having health problems but otherwise seemed perfectly lucid (this is what's known as "foreshadowing"). She told me how she was in the hospital recently where she uncovered a plot to harvest people's gall bladders so that new doctors could get surgical experience (because it was a "teaching hospital") (because a nurse told her that gall bladder-ectomy is supposedly "the easiest" surgery to learn to do?).

They also insisted she had COVID even though she knew she didn't. How, you might ask, did she know that? Because she takes zinc. Duh. Obviously. Zinc makes your body as inhospitable to viruses as the SURFACE OF MARS IS TO HUMAN LIFE. So what she had was definitely a cold (NB also...a virus?) but definitely couldn't have been COVID.

This went on for a while.


My dad isn’t as dotty as this lady but he still insists on taking tons of zinc and vitamin c when he is sick, despite my showing him articles about how it doesn’t help much and he pees most of it out.

broccoli rabe thomas (the table is the table), Friday, 16 September 2022 00:19 (one year ago) link

the lancet+jeffrey sachs have determined that the response to the pandemic was "a massive global failure at multiple levels"

https://www.thelancet.com/action/showPdf?pii=S0140-6736%2822%2901585-9

they have recommendations on how to do better next time around. i definitely believe the world is going to do better next time. lesson learned, we won't make those mistakes again!

Karl Malone, Saturday, 17 September 2022 15:18 (one year ago) link

Yeah, the pandemic response has taught me that if some truly nasty bug gets unleashed into the population, humankind is just finished. Which is what a lot of people clearly want, so no biggie.

Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Saturday, 17 September 2022 15:40 (one year ago) link

Relax it’s not like the conditions that all but guarantee increasingly frequent pandemics are continuing as though nothing happened

Wiggum Dorma (wins), Saturday, 17 September 2022 15:54 (one year ago) link

I absolutely think we'll do "schools open bars closed" next time fwiw

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 17 September 2022 16:05 (one year ago) link

In Florida we'll start with "schools open bars open"

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 17 September 2022 16:35 (one year ago) link

Superdysentery will have DeSantis doing press conferences from the toilet.

i eat ass with a knife and fork (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 September 2022 16:51 (one year ago) link

Got bivalent booster yesterday, feel like I got hit by a bus today but know it will pass.

broccoli rabe thomas (the table is the table), Tuesday, 20 September 2022 15:40 (one year ago) link

glad you were able to get it!

i eat ass with a knife and fork (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 20 September 2022 15:48 (one year ago) link

Got the bivalent and flu shot in the same arm yesterday. Headache all day but only a super sore arm so far today.

Jaq, Tuesday, 20 September 2022 15:57 (one year ago) link

I'm getting mine tonight, was feeling good because most of my friends/family have reported very mild symptoms, but now table is the second report this morning I've heard of feeling wrecked.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 20 September 2022 15:59 (one year ago) link

Interesting -- this was the first booster with no side effects other than sore spot. Maybe cuz I got the second booster so recently?

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 September 2022 16:01 (one year ago) link

the human immune system is a bag of mysteries and conundrums

mh, Tuesday, 20 September 2022 16:11 (one year ago) link

Yeah, I mean I felt like shit after the first booster too, but the second shot left me incapacitated for an entire day— this is nothing in comparison

broccoli rabe thomas (the table is the table), Tuesday, 20 September 2022 16:16 (one year ago) link

Yeah, the pandemic response has taught me that if some truly nasty bug gets unleashed into the population, humankind is just finished.

Yep. Not least because — in the U.S., anyway — our response to this pandemic has been to literally dismantle our public health infrastructure in a lot of places. We now have a much worse public health system than we did two years ago. Good job, everybody.

DeSantis's DOH is staffed w/ people who have literally tweeted "the pandemic is over" in response to critics. this was 3 months ago. and they go on the attack on anybody who tweets criticisms @ them. it's like taking crazy pills.

i eat ass with a knife and fork (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 20 September 2022 17:16 (one year ago) link

I got a flu shot, a booster, and a tattoo within 24 hours this weekend. Fuck you arms! Absolutely zero side effects, but previous ones weren't really that bad for me.

joygoat, Tuesday, 20 September 2022 17:49 (one year ago) link

Boosted with Pfizer, to mix things up a little from the Moderna, and flu shot last night. Definitely don't feel 100% today, but nowhere near the side effects of previous boosters, mostly just a sore arm.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 21 September 2022 14:20 (one year ago) link

Also, re: some of the issues we ran into last week, saw an article last night that Moderna is way behind in ramping up with the bivalent vaccine, so some pharmacies that were relying more on that were struggling to open up spots.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 21 September 2022 14:27 (one year ago) link

new booster today. have tried to clear out the next two days to recover if necessary

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 21 September 2022 16:16 (one year ago) link

It seems like everyone I know who got jabbed in the last five days endured less struggle this time.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 21 September 2022 16:17 (one year ago) link

here's hoping!

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 21 September 2022 16:19 (one year ago) link

https://yalereview.org/article/spiritualism-covid-flu-puglionesi


The refusal of collective mourning reveals whose deaths and what kinds of death we consider worthy of honor. Men who perish on the battlefields of a great war must be mourned by the nation, but the sick, whose suffering has no grand purpose, are a reminder that we can’t always control our bodies—knowledge best pushed into the shadows. None of this is new. In 2020, when Americans groped backward to the 1918 influenza pandemic in search of his­torical solace, they found little more than a cloud of amnesia: a marble bench in Barre, Vermont, is among the few scattered mon­uments to flu victims. Journalists mining medical history pried open the closed box of the 1918 flu and found certain resonances: the closure of schools and churches, a desperate shortage of doc­tors and nurses, a push for fresh air and ventilation. In contrast to COVID-19, at first depicted as a disease of the elderly and then recognized as disproportionately afflicting heavily exposed racial minorities and the poor, influenza hit hardest among healthy young people, the group most “valued” by society. Like today, the public looked frantically to medical science for answers, but local efforts to prevent gatherings, close schools, and require masking often cracked under political pressure. Medical experts vacillated, and businesses demanded relief. People were left alone to protect themselves, and to mourn, as their resources allowed.

Faced with the bewildering devastation of World War I and the flu pandemic, many turned to Spiritualism, a nineteenth-century movement that promoted communication with the spirits of the dead. In early 1920, only a month after the last wave of influenza had passed, a West Coast writer complained about bad actors who were “‘cashing in’ on the epidemic.” By “epidemic,” he was refer­ring not to the disease itself but to “the spiritualistic and psychic craze” that followed on its heels. “A wave of spiritualistic investiga­tion is upon us,” reported a Chicago journal of the occult, pursued “by persons of cultivated intelligence as well as by unlettered and credulous followers.” Historians most often credit World War I for the resurgence of Spiritualism, but the flu’s dark cloud also looms large over the scene. Battlefield slaughter was inexorable; the ran­dom deaths of civilians left their families and friends haunted by survivor guilt. The war ended conclusively in victory parades and speeches, however hollow, but no one knew if the scourge of dis­ease would return. Through communion with the other world, mourners learned that their dearly departed were at peace—and they also sought the occult secrets of health that might protect them in the wake of modern medicine’s failure.

Spiritualism was widespread in all walks of life, from seedy stage shows to the halls of Congress. Arthur Conan Doyle, the creator of the eminently rational detective Sherlock Holmes, had been dabbling in this “new American religion” since the 1880s, long before losing both his son and brother to the flu. Doyle, like many others, believed channeling the dead was a scientific practice that proved the immortality of the soul. Spiritualism and detection were twin engines of consolation: they appeared to solve the mys­tery of death, absolving the innocent and condemning the guilty. Both of these practices worked on the individual rather than the societal level, restoring uniqueness and agency to people swept up in events of an inhuman scale. Through the technology of mediumship, the dead were within reach; their words of comfort could make things right. Spiritualists promised a world freed from mourning, but that did not mean a world freed from tragedy. What if easy consolation allows the conditions for tragedy to fester?

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 17:02 (one year ago) link

Status update about 23 hours after my booster - I still don't feel sick or anything, but I am absolutely EXHAUSTED, like can barely keep my eyes open tired.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 21 September 2022 22:08 (one year ago) link

That's from following the political thread imo

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 21 September 2022 22:10 (one year ago) link

I felt like that yesterday, just like useless rubbish. Today I woke up at 6 and have been going non-stop since then and I am weary but I have to finish some slides and write a quiz, so not too shabby recovery time imho

broccoli rabe thomas (the table is the table), Wednesday, 21 September 2022 23:37 (one year ago) link

boosted 10 hours ago, feeling a little shaky tired and arm is sore. let's see how the night goes.

"Fauci admits that he knew the draconian measures could impact children"

Dude - you KNOW everything you say is going to be used against you, don't fucking give them shit like this, which is now Very Popular Indeed & still being forwarded as proof of something or other etc. JFC

StanM, Saturday, 1 October 2022 06:46 (one year ago) link

what does it matter? On a personal level, he can be no more hated and nothing will ever change that. To great swaths of population, he is either a) corrupt and controlled by conspiratorial groups or b) totally incompetent and barely holding on at any given moment. He may as well just put a comedy villain outfit and hat on and talk like Darth Vader. He can’t possibly make people distrust or hate him more than they already do. Those people are long, long, gone, and when the next pandemic affects the most selfish and empthetically bankrupt , callous people in the United States, they will find a new person who is in charge to hate and distrust and connect to every conspiracy they can locate. It just doesn’t matter, and unless you’re related to these idiots (like so many of us are) it’s best to avoid thinking about the dumb ways that reactionaries react

Karl Malone, Saturday, 1 October 2022 14:05 (one year ago) link

of course, ymmv

But I just think of the tight pulled lips saying “I just don’t trust that...fow...Fochee, I can’t say his name. Doctor F!” - laughter in background about this ignorance - “I just don’t trust him. There’s something about him...”

Karl Malone, Saturday, 1 October 2022 14:10 (one year ago) link

exactly. at this point he's already been demonized and even if he doesn't give them fodder, they'll invent it.

stank viola (Neanderthal), Saturday, 1 October 2022 14:30 (one year ago) link

That's how you win an argument in bad faith. Repeat the same invented or exaggerated bullshit for years and years on end, then the second someone comes even close to saying what they've been saying for years, they jump at it and go "see!?!? SEE!?!?"

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 1 October 2022 15:15 (one year ago) link

Fauci is great.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 1 October 2022 20:50 (one year ago) link

Without a quote being given, there’s nothing to even object to in his phrasing. “Protective measures will also protect children” is not a bad thing to say?

Vance Vance Devolution (sic), Sunday, 2 October 2022 00:34 (one year ago) link

One day of being tired and achy was my only negative on the new booster. Same for my partner. When it goes, it's like a light switch has been thrown.

Throwback for the thread OGs:

Ebola outbreak in Uganda:

- New cases: 3 confirmed
- In hospital: 24 (-)
- New deaths: 1 confirmed
- Total cases: 60 (41 conf.)
- Total deaths: 28 (9 conf.)
- Case fatality rate (closed): 93%
- Case fatality rate (all cases): 47%

— BNO News (@BNOFeed) October 3, 2022

The self-titled drags (Eazy), Monday, 3 October 2022 02:52 (one year ago) link

And with my boss' kid and another coworker down with it, that's 15 new cases in my orbit I've learned about since just Saturday. Feels like the reported stats are further disconnected from reality than at any other point.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 3 October 2022 15:27 (one year ago) link

Interesting. We've entered a lull here. No new reported cases in my orbit for weeks, the quietest all year.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 October 2022 15:29 (one year ago) link

yeah, same here in Central Florida. my county is now considered low risk based on hospitalizations/cases for the first time in forever. positivity rate in single digits also for the first time in a while.

but it definitely varies by location.

stank viola (Neanderthal), Monday, 3 October 2022 15:31 (one year ago) link

Last week MDC dropped to moderate risk, whatever that means.

Looks like I see spikes in the Northeast and Upper Midwest without their looking like a wave.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 October 2022 15:34 (one year ago) link

State wide and county wide stats would lead you to believe we are in a lull, but our city stats are wild right now. For months we'd been ranging between 1-6ish new cases per day, never breaking 10 per day. Suddenly on the 9/20 we had 94 new cases and then 208 the following day, presumably some sort of reporting backlog involved somehow, but we've been over double digits in new cases per day since.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 3 October 2022 15:34 (one year ago) link

It's been betterish around here, but transmission is clearly continuing; we've never zeroed out at the hospital, even if it's been single digits for a while. Honestly based on the amount of people I saw at shows last week without masks -- I was in a distinct minority when it came to masking up at indoor shows -- I have to wonder, but no way to know for sure quite yet unless there's a clear spike. As it is it may just be a flowing miasma at this point.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 3 October 2022 15:42 (one year ago) link

Masking in my classes is down to single digits: three in a class of 50, for example.

Nine of 10 colleagues no longer mask.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 October 2022 15:44 (one year ago) link

I'm the lone masked holdout in my building. Could live without having to hear comments on it every week.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 3 October 2022 15:45 (one year ago) link


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