I HAVE HAD ALL THE MOUNTAIN DEWS

not sure how it escaped comment, but the so-called Hard Mountain Dew not only has no sugar, it also has zero caffeine
a couple of them accurately present a MD-like flavor, the rest totally miss

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FiLfn2bWIAAwitX?format=jpg&name=small

the cursed images thread is leaking (a brown viscous fruitcake-scented fluid)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FqljLj1acAEAxBC.jpg:small

ooft

Hmmm, what is this. Summertime packaging, making the logo look like a beachball? Maybe it's iced tea-flavored Pepsi? Not my thing, but ...

Wait. Easter's coming up. Nooooooo, it can't --- nooooooo.

your post says oh no but your tummy says, actually it says oh no too

i shant be trying that one but in my mind it is sickly sweet even moreso than pepsi already is

Peeps essence

I'd rather eat a Pepsi marshmallow than whatever that is.

https://i.redd.it/uo5zl5w69mc81.jpg

they needed to call this peepsi and i am furious that they did not

i kinda want to try the fruit cake one

dew + rum + citron, top it off with a candied cherry, watch as your pancreas busts out of your gut and tumbles gibbering into the night 🍹

i like the cut of your jib

-bering pancreas <3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncgVwgV4KQw

That guy’s poor heart

heroic

i'd be more impressed if he'd smooth-poured the dews so they were still fizzy tho