Elon Musk

sorry ass shit

who shows up in Musk's texts is interesting (right wingers, reactionaries, tech & media billionaires, etc.). their eagerness to get in on a deal that would generate money & influence makes sense. but it was surprising seeing so many of them grovelhttps://t.co/zAHMhE9J5P

— Edward Ongweso Jr (@bigblackjacobin) September 30, 2022

pretty funny that a couple dudes who always sound like little worms actually are little worms

living that worm life

that Calac4nis dude, damn

lol, the sloppy copy editing of this Vice piece means that that dude's name is spelled like 3 different ways throughout the article, too.

You have my sword

The body language of the actual Tesla team while Musk makes astronomical promises will never not be funny. https://t.co/WaRuC5tr7U

— Justin Pierce (@justinpie) September 29, 2022

very neat

JUST IN: Tesla, $TSLA officially unveils AI bot 'Optimus'

pic.twitter.com/OTyryDdkwQ

— Watcher.Guru (@WatcherGuru) October 1, 2022

sorry ass shit

🐦[who shows up in Musk’s texts is interesting (right wingers, reactionaries, tech & media billionaires, etc.). their eagerness to get in on a deal that would generate money & influence makes sense. but it was surprising seeing so many of them grovelhttps://t.co/zAHMhE9J5P🕸
— Edward Ongweso Jr (@bigblackjacobin) September 30, 2022🕸]🐦

In some ways, Musk could not have chosen a better name for his company. How long before they announce a "Peace Ray"?

Really despise Jack Dorsey as ever, always great to see evidence he’s a fucking idiot. That text about how freedom of speech on Twitter is important to humanity - k.

Just another douchebag techbro.

people at twitter hate jack more than elon musk. just total contempt.

Where's Sarah Connor when you need her?

Is he unaware that there is already a very famous robot named "Optimus"? This will have to be Optimus Secundus.

https://i.imgur.com/eGxU1jR.png

Which @elonmusk do you like more?

— Володимир Зеленський (@ZelenskyyUa) October 3, 2022

what is going on

ha the no vote is up to 60%+ and now hes putting out new polls

Let’s try this then: the will of the people who live in the Donbas & Crimea should decide whether they’re part of Russia or Ukraine

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) October 3, 2022

Engineers know the value of a well-designed poll

Is he trying to get Russian oligarchs to buy Teslas instead of armored G-wagons?

i think he resents the disruption being caused to his businesses and would like the war to stop asap on those grounds regardless of the goals of the combatants

lmao, sure does seem like he wants his politics to be a thing people think about.

Ukraine's ambassador lashes out at Elon Musk's peace proposal, telling him to "fuck off" and saying no Ukrainian will buy his "Tesla crap" pic.twitter.com/egrhbA3rEA

— BNO News (@BNONews) October 3, 2022

elon could spend his every waking hour having his dumb half ass ideas feted if he would simply stay off twitter, but he just will not

just keeps picking incredibly divisive issues to associate his implausibly successful businesses with

what could go wrong

he could have a group chat with titans of industry and various hangers on where they just confirm the hell out of each other

im sure andrew ross sorkin would be happy to tell him hes good at geopolitics

I’m trying to imagine the alt universe where Henry Ford tweets bad takes on how to settle peace Europe, and is subtweeted by de Gaulle (with a poll) and members of Hitler’s government (with snark).

— Heather Adkins - Ꜻ - Spes consilium non est (@argvee) October 4, 2022

TRADING HALT: TWTR (NYSE)-NEWS PENDING

— Tom Hearden (@followtheh) October 4, 2022

lol?

BREAKING: Elon Musk is expected to propose that the Twitter deal proceed at the original $54.20 per share price $TWTR

— Kurt Wagner (@KurtWagner8) October 4, 2022

a truly avant garde business process

agree to buy a company for more than its worth then proceed to damage it as much as you can before closing, simply beyond the ability of normal minds to comprehend

he needs to clear this twitter deal so that he can concentrate on peace in ukraine

simply flood the war zone with verified posters

This guy is so ridiculous I bet he builds a giant warehouse of his stupid janky humanoid robots dedicated to sitting at terminals and posting to twitter, just to stick it to ... someone. For the dank lols (or whatever people say).

maybe he got some of his boys on the text chain in on the deal. want to join the game? 5B would be a decent buy-in. 10B would be better, should be fun

easy monetization opportunity $5 subscription a button appears on each tweet that lets you kill the poster

turns out Agrawal has been clicking "I'll do it later" for months on the daily "delete all bots now?" pop-up

I'll believe this when I see it

I'm guessing the Delaware chancery court decision is nearing its release.

the trial hasnt even started yet lol, what happened was elon decided he wanted to buy twitter again, for whatever reason

the Tesla robot leaned over the other day and whispered “hey man you gotta buy twitter”

He wants to give Ukraine a good kicking.

Or maybe he wanted to buy it all along but just threatened to back out in order to get a lower price. When the bluff was called he folded.

i think he wanted to buy it then he didnt now he does again, or at least he wants to buy it more than he wants his other options, worth noting that all those embarrassing texts were just released and there was prob a bunch more embarrassing info to come if the trial went forward

this is a bad deal for him and really the whole world, with the possible exception of twitter shareholders

contingent on trial being adjourned

he's dropping $48b not to have more DMs read out lol

i wonder if the relative slaps on the wrist and unenforceable SEC settlements musk has received so far makes him think he’s untouchable legally

🐦[Argentinian TV cracking open the bubbly live on air has done me in pic.twitter.com/KzpCVTJbYr🕸
— oli (@olicoulsxn) September 8, 2022🕸]🐦

the trial hasnt even started yet lol, what happened was elon decided he wanted to buy twitter again, for whatever reason

also dumb

idk maybe seeing all those texts resurface reminded him of how uh..."fun" it would be to own Twitter