Elon Musk

Elon For You

isn't there some law (lol) preventing citizens from dealing with or lobbying on behalf of heads of state?

laws no longer exist, we're only alive cos people don't all know yet

This is how Elon Musk invents things https://t.co/q8rAL7t597

— Laurie Charles (🚫🏌️‍♀️) (@thestuffofmemes) October 13, 2022

BREAKING: CNN reports that Elon Musk's SpaceX has told the US government it can no longer fund Starlink service in Ukraine

— The Spectator Index (@spectatorindex) October 13, 2022

trial subscription now over

It wld be a shame if anything happened to starlink man.

ah

Breaking @TheTerminal - $TWTR claims in a court filing that @elonmusk is presently under investigation by federal authorities for his conduct in connection with the acquisition of Twitter

— Ed Ludlow (@EdLudlow) October 13, 2022

Not sure that's quite news — the SEC has been looking at his Twitter actions since the spring. https://www.nytimes.com/2022/07/14/technology/twitter-elon-musk-sec.html

We’re just following his recommendation 🤷‍♂️

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) October 14, 2022

God I hate this fucking guy.

the tweet he was responding to:

Elon Musk’s Starlink says it can no longer afford to give Ukraine 🇺🇦 free service and asks the Pentagon 🇺🇸 to pay for it. Starlink had been a game changer in the war.

This comes days after Ukrainian Ambassador @MelnykAndrij told Musk to “fuck off.”

— Jason Jay Smart (@officejjsmart) October 14, 2022

download our twitter archive before Musk Ox takes over

Also Musk is probably building SPaceX mukes to taunt Puti n

i must preserve my 2017 tweet "love too stick a qtip in my ear"

HEARTHEART!!

https://www.tiktok.com/@lathamgreen/video/7119117552948792622?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7141741392912729642

its weird how he keeps not caring about kanye being a huge racist pos

Musk posted this and deleted lol pic.twitter.com/JwHJ6FMcGJ

— Goat Capital (@TradesalotSir) October 17, 2022

Game recognises game

Apartheid Clyde and Klanye

https://i.imgur.com/hFkVb4J.png

If X takes off we are seriously going to need a rebrand here

wtf is X

imagine willingly positioning yourself with any of those ding dongs

his meme sensibility is so early 2010s reddit and he doesn't even have the excuse of being a kid when that kind of shit was considered acceptable

wtf is X

― your original display name is still visible (Left), Tuesday, October 18, 2022 11:45 AM (twenty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

the everything app

sounds like bs

buying twitter is an accelerant to creating x

X currently only works in the hyperloop, but will soon be available on Mars as well

X.com was a company Elon Musk ran in 1999, a precursor to PayPal (which came about after X.com and Confinity merged).

of course he'd use it again

Parler has a tiny user base, and it gets tinier every day.. I'm sure they be relieved to cash out and move on, i.e. Ye Olde Exit Strategy

kanye actually buying parler seems like one of those things that wont really happen

bcz bots maybe

i was very excited by the WaPo story abt the (apparently) hilarious internal beef at truth but try as i might the paywall stopped me reading abt it

i even have a dedicated plug-in for stealing content from the other side of newspaper paywalls but BEZOS has defeated me, must be feeling the pinch after all that rings money >:(

in conclusion i love x

bots in the brain

his meme sensibility is so early 2010s reddit and he doesn't even have the excuse of being a kid when that kind of shit was considered acceptable

― your original display name is still visible (Left), Tuesday, October 18, 2022 10:58 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

there's gotta be some Michael Jackson thing going on here, he spent his prime shitposting years investing his Apartheid money so he's now spending his life trying to recapture them

i was very excited by the WaPo story abt the (apparently) hilarious internal beef at truth but try as i might the paywall stopped me reading abt it

― mark s, Tuesday, October 18, 2022 1:26 PM (fourteen seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

enjoy https://justpaste.it/2adko

will be pretty funny if elon if elon kills twitter by adding payments and calling an uber to it

if he really opens up the platform to developers i swear to you here and now i will make the most deranged app that i know how

lol thx for that lag∞n

i like that, just as a mastodon tweet is called a "toot", a truth too is simply called a "truth"

my favourite bit of the WaPo piece is where don jr simply wanders in and "asks to be paid"

(he does nothing and had no role in setting up or financing the platform) (you will be startled to learn)

anyway back to elon

Isn't one of his kids named X?

who the hell uses Signal

work teams with extremely security conscious bosses.

God, that WaPo piece... looking more like Trump Media will go the way of the USFL, but maybe burn up faster

ETTD

who the hell uses Signal

who the hell uses Signal

A LOT more people should probably use Signal

judging from how many people in my address book are on signal many people use it

white nationalists also used it during Unite the Right.

so yeah, lots of people, some good, some bad, some in-between, but lots of people use it.